Can’t wait for this groundbreaking 10 minute Schumer SNL monologue that needed so much practice she had to interrupt another comedian’s show and demand to perform it.

74  2018-05-12 by OpieEatsBoogers

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I bet they have HIM interrupt HER on the show AND HILARITY ENSUES

I bet they have one of the blacks on the show interrupt her as Kanye. And they copy the Taylor Swift thing that Kanye did.

That is so cringey and outdated that it has to be what happens.

Kanye is so batshit insane they won’t even try to book him to at least attempt to make it funny.

he's been on a few times and is saner than most

Like that time he performed a song that Just was him screaming “modern day slaves” and “hate” to flashing strobe lights for about 5 minutes?

He said none of that and it was epic rock and roll shit

Ya got me. Turns out the song was called “new slaves” not “modern day slaves”... https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=-SoKFycTmVU

I dunno what the part was that I thought sounded like hate.

That was a good performance. Your memory is shit.

Kanye’s a genuine guy. Don’t believe the (((rumors)))

And then she goes into Kramer mode...

tss yeah where's jerry or sumphin'

That was a good one, Chip.

Hopefully Jana Kramer with a successful outcome

Was thinking Kramer vs Kramer

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Her set at the club was already leaked https://youtu.be/kOVo3cStyaI?t=10

Eww

Kathleen, put your goddamn clothes back on!

She was just looking for more jokes to steal.

She was in a bind and she was way behind.

And she was hungry so she started to squeal.

Oh boy I bet she's going to give potus the business and thunderous clapter will ensue.

She will basically end his failed presidency with her monologue alone

whats SNL?

Them little weird buggy mollusk things with antennas..they got a shell or sumpin

gastropods, mollusks live in the water, stupid

College boy, ey?

I loathe amy schumer but that's totally normal behavior for stand ups. They are all terrible people.

Unless you are the cellar mafia, which are probably the most honest people on earth

And they no like pink shirts

Really cause I’ve been to probably hundreds of comedy shows and have never seen or heard of another comedian showing up during someone’s headlining set and demanding ten minutes in the middle of the show.

Yeah, it happens at open mics but not booked shows. Let’s hear all these examples.

You've honestly never heard about Seinfeld or Chapelle or Robin Williams "dropping in" and taking over someone else's time? Really?

Normal to take someone's spot before they even get up. Not to walk on stage in the middle of the production without the booker signing off on the lineup change

And she was hungry so she started to squeal.