I punched Dani right in the mouth,knocked her out,but she keeps on coming to 🎼

♫ Now these fuckers on my Twitter know I take it in the shitter, "back to oscutity with you!" ♫

I Guess I’m Partly to Blame, for Hiding my Shame, for the Love of a Boy Named Sue

10/10

🙇 💋

One cock over the line sweet Jesus, one cock over the line

One cock man...one cock

Honey honey honey rub it on my tummy, I like the nice smell of poo

First laugh out loud comment I've read here today. Tell your wife she owes you a blumpkin and if she gives you any lip, give her what Dani got.

Loli-cock loli-cock, oh loli loli loli

This is the only one in the thread where I know what song you're parodying

The one you hummed to yourself under a deck?

Oh, can we take the best parts of the Cumtown sub and steal them?

Fuck, why not? The Romans did it to the Greeks. Conquered em and stole their nigger gods.

I'm actually jealous. I'm gonna repurpose the one I posted there.

First to go bad, last to go down.

(I can't remember where I stole that joke, some commenter on Ace of Spades blog probably.)

You stink, and cumtown sucks. I piss on you

You stink, and cumtown sucks. I piss on you

My man sounds smart as fuck!

best parts of the Cumtown sub

I'm betting that's a very small selection.

"Livin', Lovin', Easy Bake Oven!"

They’ve not a clue what I had in store Allured by the jacuzzi the pool and apple products galore Products of broken homes alone rebellious and poor I’m villainous with intentions tension building up till I score Joe hears the screams of his daughter as I fill her up And it pours Out of her incestuous sex torn swollen engorged Of course He allows it his allowance hangs in the balance Cum in me quick with that phallus oh mister malice Do a dance 💃 do a dance 💃 I’ll Stomp on their hands but you can’t stop Ant and his lovely romance Where’s my gun where’s my gun? Girls with cocks have all the fun!

Ohhh boy

Anthony....its been too long brother.

There's piss in his eyes already, Dad's spaghetti

He's drunk, but on the surface he looks calm and ready

To drop brabombs, but he keeps on forgetting

That he went down, the whole crowd knows it now

He opens his mouth, but the cum won't come out

He's choking Dani, wow, Everybody's joking now

The clock's run out, time's up, over— but no guns so no blaow!

CM at the end means Child Molester.

Homer sang this during the Moon Landing, which is fitting considering Ants fixation on that event

Gooey-cock-a, gooey-gooey Gooey-cock-a, gooey-gooey Gooey-cock-a, gooey-gooey Gooey-cock-a, gooey-gooey

I can't stop this feeling Deep inside of me Sue, you just don't realize What you do to me

Ant is an old queen. No song, jusy sayin he a queer

You stink, and cumtown sucks. I piss on you

My man sounds smart as fuck!

best parts of the Cumtown sub

I'm betting that's a very small selection.