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They had to quote the guy and put it in large font separated from the article so as to make SURE no one might be so wrong as to thing of Indian men are sexually subpar. But it doesn't matter how skilled Ichiro or Rod Carew was with a bat, neither has any shot of getting a hit if they go up there with a fancy toothpick they use to hold together club sandwiches
That guy just released his stand up special on Netflix, and for all the whining he makes about how racist a cartoon character was, he sure does like to be racist himself.
The interviewer said "We've had bad experiences with celebrities. Judge Reinhold was fired for stealing candy. Barbara Streisand sold liquor to a 9 year old.", and Woods replied flatly "I will not. Sell liquor. To minors."
Their entire culture is built around their penises. It's funny to say they're small, it's funny to say they're big. I've been at parties where Indians have held bottles, pencils, thermoses in front of themselves and called out, 'Hey look at me! I'm Mr. So-and-so Dick! I've got such and such for a penis!' I never saw it fail to get a laugh.
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1 Yaseetheo 2018-05-12
Imagine working in a condom factory.
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1 Muted_Post-Horn 2018-05-12
its the only way i can cum
1 TurningFrogsGay 2018-05-12
Eh, what do I know? I just punch the clock, do my job, have a few laughs with the boys, and get home in time to catch the ball game.
1 SalesCunt129 2018-05-12
Cricket match
1 TurningFrogsGay 2018-05-12
As long as I got an ice cold mango lassi and I'm parked in front of a test match, what do I car?
1 TinKnockinMoroccan 2018-05-12
Is it really rape if they can't make it past the labia?
1 PhilipMarma 2018-05-12
Depends on the state.
1 oandauser 2018-05-12
And shitting in the street.
1 Single_Action_Army 2018-05-12
Indian men really are the antithesis of masculinity.
We should fuck all their hairy, chicken-legged women to make them jealous.
1 Ants_Oily_Hair 2018-05-12
Thank you, cum again.
1 Purplestahli 2018-05-12
Literally only ever said by someone with a small dick
1 AirBuddDwyer 2018-05-12
They had to quote the guy and put it in large font separated from the article so as to make SURE no one might be so wrong as to thing of Indian men are sexually subpar. But it doesn't matter how skilled Ichiro or Rod Carew was with a bat, neither has any shot of getting a hit if they go up there with a fancy toothpick they use to hold together club sandwiches
1 HendryHill1990 2018-05-12
"Like the guy with the giant cock would have no clue." -Norm Macdonald
1 OpiesMammogramResult 2018-05-12
That guy just released his stand up special on Netflix, and for all the whining he makes about how racist a cartoon character was, he sure does like to be racist himself.
"White people, am I right or what?!"
1 Lish_fips89 2018-05-12
They should just go back to having James Woods run the Kwik-E-Mart.
1 commissarjb 2018-05-12
"Don't jerk me around, kid."
1 lifeobenreilly 2018-05-12
The best with him was actually a deleted scene.
The interviewer said "We've had bad experiences with celebrities. Judge Reinhold was fired for stealing candy. Barbara Streisand sold liquor to a 9 year old.", and Woods replied flatly "I will not. Sell liquor. To minors."
1 late_50s_why 2018-05-12
Smell my fingers my friend
1 enzo_trash 2018-05-12
Their entire culture is built around their penises. It's funny to say they're small, it's funny to say they're big. I've been at parties where Indians have held bottles, pencils, thermoses in front of themselves and called out, 'Hey look at me! I'm Mr. So-and-so Dick! I've got such and such for a penis!' I never saw it fail to get a laugh.
1 maynardsbeast 2018-05-12
Your Indian penis party sound awesome bro
1 SalesCunt129 2018-05-12
Their dicks match their sense of humor and working ability.