He's Brown, we got it.

Did ya?

He looks like a jughead northern Brit in the last photo honestly. First looks Syrian third looks Israeli

He absolutely does not look British in any photo.

When's that time you saw a brit with a coal black tightly curled afro?

acshully, Turks, Syrians and Spanish are Caucasian. They’re not white though. Not all Caucasians are part of the white race.

You're fucking right they're not. Case in point.

There are plenty of Syrians that look the exact same as Europeans.

There are Europeans who look like them but not the other way around

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Relax, Poindexter.

Spanish aren’t white? You clearly never been to Spain. Turks are also white & a lot of Syrians are white too but I guess if you you have a very narrow view of the white race than these two nationalities might not fit but the Spanish are as white as the French.

Okay Fernando, go tell the Germans that all those Turks in their country are actually, in fact, white.

Constantinople second only to Rome within the Roman Empire, just look at the people of what is now called Istanbul & tell me they are a completely different race. It’s pretty simple to see that Asians, Hispanics, Indians & blacks are a different race. But if you had random pictures presented to you of Turkish & European people & had to identify the Turks from Greeks, Italians, Albanians, etc etc, it wouldn’t be that easy like it would be if you had to pick between Chinese & Europeans. Germans created their own problems but they have always complained about outsiders even when they are fellow Europeans.

I'm perfectly aware "we wuz sultanz" at some point in human history, but that's not really germain to the issue. The Irish are a race of alcoholic potato-niggers, but they're still quite indisputably white. The Persians were a very technologically/culturally evolved civilization in their day (and most Iranians look just as white, if not whiter than Italians), but they're fairly securely in the "non-white" category.

I thought we were talking about genetics & physical appearance when considering who’s white or who’s not. I’d like to know who’s in the "white" category & who’s in the "non-white" category & who decides on who’s in & who’s out. If by any chance these are categories are the same ones made up by white nationalists then they are meaningless nonsense because those guys are about as grounded in reality as the 'end of days’ armageddon survivalists nutjobs.

You brought up Constantinople's status in the ancient world, so I assumed you weren't referring to just genetics/physical appearance.

Broadly speaking (at least for the US Census Bureau): White = people of European descent, from historically Christian nations, non-swarthy. You mentioned Hispanics as an obviously different race; Hispanics like Ted Cruz are basically 99% Spanish, but are still viewed as Hispanic, purely by virtue of their hemisphere of origin.

Italians rightfully should be in the same camp, but they married into so many Irish and Polish families by virtue of shared Catholicism, they weasled their way into a pass.

And that's not even getting into the Turks. There is no way in hell [that this fucking cunt](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cenk_Uygur#/media/File:Cenk_Uygur.jpg)

What are you talking about? The US Census Bureau lists Middle Eastern & North Africans under the white race, as they should, along with many "swarthy" people like Southern Europeans. I understand that not all Hispanics are a different race because clearly a lot of them are Europeans or Europeans mixed with indigenous peoples but most El Salvadorans are not mixed with Europeans & just by appearance it’s obvious they are of a different race & the majority of Hispanics are not mixed so they are a race of their own even though there are white members. Hispanic isn’t a blanket statement referring to all of Central & South America either because the whitest country on earth is Argentina & they are not considered Hispanic & same with Brazil. A lot of people who are obsessed with race try split hairs on who is white & who is not, like Hitler thought the Polish weren’t the right kind of white but that’s all ideology bases

https://www.tfod.in/UserProfileImages/ArticleImage/uN2oT16M82175820_2.jpg

this is an ancient greek mosiac somewhat recently found

tell Montezuma II that the spanish aren't white

shhhh..... this is r/opieandanthony . We’re supposed to deny the whiteness of southern Europeans so we can call Anthony a nigher. Go with the faaaaaaaaawkin bit sniff

Turks and Assyrians aren't white. They're dusky and smell. Spanish and Portuguese aren't white either, nor are Sicilians. Sorry.

acshully

This can't even be blamed on autocorrect.

it’s a gay meme you goose

I applaud your resistance to use Tunisian.

The Syrian pic should've been Tunisian.

God i hope no one spams this at him on twitter it might upset him

This entire sub has been banished to obscurity

I haven't but that's because I am respectful. :)

Liberhttp://s3.amazonaws.com/imgly_production/5563261/large.jpgian

Liberian - https://i.imgur.com/patU4Vv.jpg

Transylvanian - https://i.imgur.com/NFKXNoI.jpg

Easter Islander - https://i.imgur.com/P6P1wDp.jpg

Transylvanian

I vant to suck yourrr dick!

"Listen to them, the children in my basement. What music they make!"

He'll Suck You Dry!

Wow, that nigga look so much like trant it deserves its on post

Whatever his national origins, I think we can all agree he looks HIV positive in that picture.

But you can’t get AIDS from having sex with women...

It was me. I said Cuban but either way he looks like an old spic.

His perfectly aligned and straight veneers bug me to no end.

Made from the same type of porcelain as a standard urinal.

That first pic of him is TERRIBLE. He let the back get too long and also resembles Jeff Goldblum from the fly as he's decomposing.

He is reading that now and honored you said "white" trash

That's how he got his NASA degree, by retards that think he's white

Honestly I was expecting the Mike Tyson picture for the Easter Island example.

Rare pic of Sam & Anthony

Lol, wtf?!?

you forgot tunisian

WAIT WAIT!! YEAH LIKE A FAWK TUNISIAN KNIFE FIGHTA OR SUMTHIN!

You’re a disappointment Lyle

tsss like youre cookin kung fu chicken or sumthn

I know Chip.

Forgot the Honduran Anthony with the cowboy hat.

What about Mullato?

Turkish is so Brundlefly-like.

What happened to the dumb Yemeni cousin?

Look like this nigga 100% nigga.

The Caucasian one lol

Besides Mexican all those ethnic groups you mentioned are white.

What about nigger

The Turkic disgraced broadcast Antiman Cumhur

Gold.

he looks badass in the top right image. if he upheld his life he could BE that person

Hey Romanian Ant...read these fawkin tea leaves or sumpthin.

very good

His face changes in every shot. Is it because the craters in his face erratically change the lighting?

Is pedophilia (CHILD MOLESTER) a race?

Because Anthony Cumia is that too.

If it was he'd finish in first place or sumtin

Pakistani

Iranian

Kazakhstani

(((White)))

He definitely starts conversations with strangers "my friend!"

Who's the broad?

Jamie Lynn Sigler- aka Meadow Soprano. She was a piece of ass back then, if you like hot Hungarian gypsy looking women.

Kazakhs are either very Asian or very Slavic and Iranians usually have whiter skin.

Lookin like he's about to extoll the virtues of rich corinthian leather in the top left

Lmao. The Mexican is on point. Tio toñio!

Anthony is one of the few men on earth who looks worse with a beard.

Spanish Ant is my favorite

thats not syrian habibi, thats average british.

You guys are being awfully disrespectful towards proud ethnic groups such as Mexicans, Gypsies and middle eastern jihadists. Do you think they want to be associated with this character? I think not.

Top, far right, also looks like Vlad the Impaler

He is reading that now and honored you said "white" trash