Out of Opie, Anthony, and Jim, who has the most boring life and why?

11  2018-05-11 by lolercakesmcgee

Unhelpful answers: Your mom’s box U R Peckahs Joseph Cumia

8 comments

lmao Jim and it's not even fucking close.

I totally agree. He's got nothing in life. Except an apt full of celebrity photos

Jim must have thrown most of his money away recklessly on overexpensive hookers. He really lived like the guttery alcoholic he swore not to be.

Opie fishes and dines at restaurants, Anthony gets drunk and xanned up, goes to comedy clubs. Jimmy wears Sabbath shirts and turns on his friends

Us.

There's a weird parallel between Worm and Tits in that a lot of their social media output is them speaking into a smartphone camera alone. The difference is Tits is actually out walking around, or drinking a beer or shitting on the beach, while Worm is alone in his draughty, THX-1138 white, barren apartment. Jim is the very definition of alone, boring emptiness.It's why he takes the most banal of human interactions and blows them up into freakouts, he has nothing of human substance to react to.

I am still convinced that that thing is a worm-like creature from outer space, desperately attempting to mimic human behavior. It might be able to fool you guys, but it ain't fooling me!

Sam.

Jim by a mile. I really would like to know what the real Jim Norton is like. Because he has played so many characters and tried on so many personalities that I would at least once like to just see who he really is.

Even if I'd hate it, I could respect him for at least being honest for once.

jim sits alone in a white room, dips one side of a fork in mustardand the other side in cum. he then eats in