The Bobby Kelly Diet

137  2018-05-11 by DrSvarheeny

30 comments

The last thing I want is for Bobby to see this.

He's a good sport. He'd probably laugh at it.

Hahaha! Those fawkin assholes. What the fuck, dude!?

He's a very insecure fatso. That's why this is even funnier.

I'll tweet it to him and see if he likes it.

Ya know what duuuddddee, ya got ur pizza, ya got some fuckin cake, wash that down with coca cola and BOOM! Ur wifes is a widow.

The Diet Coke keeps him slim

Duuuude, you got your 1000 slaps, your flying headbutt, then that shmarmy Ryu throws a Haduken at you and Boom! You're on the ground with a broken knee, dude.

Street Eater

Eat Fighter

Duuuuude you make endless excuses for your lack of any actual weight loss on the 8 year long "no wheat, no grains" diet then BOOM, ya drop dead before your son ever realizes that he loved ya.

But E Honda repels with that attack so this is fake news duuuuuuuuudde.

and E Honda appears to have some muscle definition. there’s no way bobby has any of that.

Is he slapping away the food to eat the donut or pulling them all in while he eats a donut?

Dude I broke my chi duuuude! Hold my hand!

E. Size of a Honda

Round 1. BITE!

ME: That's the line right there. That's the one.

Tss seafood diet pecka smoker

After eating four steaks and smoking two cigars there's a tightness in my chest dude. I Can't Breathe Dude.

I eat tons of junk food, but... I limit my intake to 1,400 daily calories.

Duuuude you're named after a car company, you fight in a bathroom for some reason, BOOM, you're a street fighter dude.

You forgot his favorite food: black cock.

I just got angry thinking about the fact that Jimmy wouldn't get any of these jokes, because Street Fighter 2 came out when Jimmy was 22 or 23, but instead of playing video games like a normal fucking guy he was constantly jerking off and cruising for gigolos in his Saturn, while wearing glasses and being bald.

In his early 20's, in the prime of his life, he was leading the lifestyle of a secretly gay 65 year old math teacher.

Jimmy's a piece of shit.

this came out in the 90s, so Jimmy isn't interested. No Seinfeld, no grunge music, nothing after 1989, ok?

Oh contrare; our little Jimmy was a videogame champ

Hundred Ham Snack

Where's the krill and plankton?

Plummeting head first into obesity as a parent is just form of suicide because he hates his wife and kid.

Sidebar.

Is this real life?