Duuuude, you got your 1000 slaps, your flying headbutt, then that shmarmy Ryu throws a Haduken at you and Boom! You're on the ground with a broken knee, dude.
Duuuuude you make endless excuses for your lack of any actual weight loss on the 8 year long "no wheat, no grains" diet then BOOM, ya drop dead before your son ever realizes that he loved ya.
I just got angry thinking about the fact that Jimmy wouldn't get any of these jokes, because Street Fighter 2 came out when Jimmy was 22 or 23, but instead of playing video games like a normal fucking guy he was constantly jerking off and cruising for gigolos in his Saturn, while wearing glasses and being bald.
In his early 20's, in the prime of his life, he was leading the lifestyle of a secretly gay 65 year old math teacher.
30 comments
1 TehSamurai01 2018-05-11
The last thing I want is for Bobby to see this.
1 chomp-chomp-chump 2018-05-11
He's a good sport. He'd probably laugh at it.
Hahaha! Those fawkin assholes. What the fuck, dude!?
1 LamarThePotato 2018-05-11
He's a very insecure fatso. That's why this is even funnier.
1 Yaseetheo 2018-05-11
I'll tweet it to him and see if he likes it.
1 Monster_Dong 2018-05-11
Ya know what duuuddddee, ya got ur pizza, ya got some fuckin cake, wash that down with coca cola and BOOM! Ur wifes is a widow.
1 Phkna1 2018-05-11
The Diet Coke keeps him slim
1 bigstephen420 2018-05-11
Duuuude, you got your 1000 slaps, your flying headbutt, then that shmarmy Ryu throws a Haduken at you and Boom! You're on the ground with a broken knee, dude.
1 Yaseetheo 2018-05-11
Street Eater
1 JoshFromMichigan 2018-05-11
Eat Fighter
1 Kizzner 2018-05-11
Duuuuude you make endless excuses for your lack of any actual weight loss on the 8 year long "no wheat, no grains" diet then BOOM, ya drop dead before your son ever realizes that he loved ya.
1 edfromla 2018-05-11
But E Honda repels with that attack so this is fake news duuuuuuuuudde.
1 JohnnyManitoba 2018-05-11
and E Honda appears to have some muscle definition. there’s no way bobby has any of that.
1 rbgs68740 2018-05-11
Is he slapping away the food to eat the donut or pulling them all in while he eats a donut?
1 MrPoopyButtwholes 2018-05-11
Dude I broke my chi duuuude! Hold my hand!
1 throwawaymanthrows 2018-05-11
E. Size of a Honda
1 Marathon_Man_3k 2018-05-11
Round 1. BITE!
1 fokm 2018-05-11
ME: That's the line right there. That's the one.
1 ae_1985 2018-05-11
Tss seafood diet pecka smoker
1 tonydogs 2018-05-11
After eating four steaks and smoking two cigars there's a tightness in my chest dude. I Can't Breathe Dude.
1 jtormeyx 2018-05-11
I eat tons of junk food, but... I limit my intake to 1,400 daily calories.
1 HappensHappen 2018-05-11
Duuuude you're named after a car company, you fight in a bathroom for some reason, BOOM, you're a street fighter dude.
1 TweeterParker 2018-05-11
Bang bang (https://youtu.be/CZ-Z1di-c58)
1 Carbonainducedcoma 2018-05-11
You forgot his favorite food: black cock.
1 HappensHappen 2018-05-11
I just got angry thinking about the fact that Jimmy wouldn't get any of these jokes, because Street Fighter 2 came out when Jimmy was 22 or 23, but instead of playing video games like a normal fucking guy he was constantly jerking off and cruising for gigolos in his Saturn, while wearing glasses and being bald.
In his early 20's, in the prime of his life, he was leading the lifestyle of a secretly gay 65 year old math teacher.
Jimmy's a piece of shit.
1 brmlb 2018-05-11
this came out in the 90s, so Jimmy isn't interested. No Seinfeld, no grunge music, nothing after 1989, ok?
1 Jungies 2018-05-11
Oh contrare; our little Jimmy was a videogame champ
1 holodog 2018-05-11
Hundred Ham Snack
1 ThePittWolf 2018-05-11
Where's the krill and plankton?
1 danTHEdick 2018-05-11
Plummeting head first into obesity as a parent is just form of suicide because he hates his wife and kid.
1 Christopher_Barton 2018-05-11
Sidebar.
1 SKARx317 2018-05-11
Is this real life?