This is the greatest (and most accurate) post in the history of this great subreddit.

Sam's the missing link that should have stayed missing.

Cro-Fagnun

Pilt-downs man

I would listen to NPR before before I would turn on these two homos. You deserve to go through your day angry.

You may want to give them a try. It's actually very good.

faggot

It's actually not

Why did the armless guy learn to become a mechanic?? Why not just call 911 if u get a flat tire?

911 doesn’t fix flat tires

Well Sam called 911 for a flat

I take it back. God I fucking hate Sam I want all the worst things in the world to happen to him. I hope his wife divorces him, he gets fired, and his child gets cancer.

Whoa man that's uncalled for, his kid getting cancer? That's pretty fucking low. How about Sam get's the cancer and his kid has to spend the last amount of time with his dad on earth watching him slowly unravel from his predominant male figure with an aura of invincibility, like we all viewed fathers at a young age, into an even more wrinkly rat with a somehow improved hairstyle that has to get his brimming diaper changed by his crying mother.

doesn’t matter to me I hope they both get cancer

i thoroughly hope everyone who downvotes me only read the first 2 sentences.

I read it all and I still down voted you.

as long as you upvote the other guy who just said faggot to keep the balance of the sub where it should be.

One step ahead of you

faggot

Is this a lug wrench?!

Tough to call 911 if you have no hands. It's obviously much easier to just change it yourself.

That bit is on the O&A 24/7 channel right now. Boy, that helpless queer is taking a well deserved beating.

Even without arms the mechanic still has bigger biceps than that albino negro.

And more impressive shoulders than DeRosa.

It would be a shame if the WWE knew Sam was bullying the disabled

Yeah, awful if someone submitted that clip to WWE twitter.

Be a star!

only problem is vince would find it funny. dude thinks midgets and shit stories are hilarious. and they are but you know.

but isn't his wife in politics now and that might reflect badly on her. I'd say it needs to be posted.

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He’s always seemed like a genuinely bad person. I thought his asshole shtick was just to stir things up with the staff. He really is just a little cunt.

Sam doesn't get nearly as much hate as he deserves from this sub. He has all of Opie's bad qualities plus a really bad haircut. He also thinks he's a black teenager.

I don’t know about that, he gets smashed all of the time. I never read one positive thing about him. I’ve been reading opie getting more compliments then Sam. Also Sam is an ass if really made fun of someone who’s a mechanic with no arms. He’s never worked a single day in his life.

Right but my point is that despite all the hate that Sam gets, it isn't nearly enough.

"I genuinely like the guy, but . . ."

Jim Norton, probably

"I like to fuck children . . ."

Anthony Cumia, most likely

A guy with no arms does his job as a mechanic, Sam Roberts with a mouth can't do an half-decent radio show.

S: A mechanic with no arms?? Do you think he has trouble turning wrenches? J: YESSSSSS S:laughs like a dolphin

wow poor guy will never live down this beating

S: A mechanic with no arms?? Do you think he has trouble turning wrenches?

J: YESSSSSS

S:laughs like a dolphin

wow poor guy will never live down this beating

Sam's true insecurity and colors came to the forefront when Troy Quan called him out and said he feels sorry for Jess and Sam's child. Sam instantly went to "insecure Opie" and stammered to make the criticism away. Fuck Sam Roberts.

Link it if you can. I’d love to hear the idiot stutter

I've said it before. Sam was the shity kid that would talk tons of shit but then run and stand next to the teacher all recess so he couldn't get his ass kicked, still making faces with his monkey face.

Sam has rich parents who bought him a new Jeep so he doesn’t need to know how to do mechanic things.

I would probably mock a mechanic with no arms too. I don't understand what youre trying to say.

this is a waste of your energy. wont affect him at all. if you feel this intense hatred, direct it to making him look bad on social media and amplifying messages about him being disliked by the WWE audience. that takes the attack to his home base and really hurts him.

i think he's worse than Ant and Jim combined. don't just bitch about him here, just try to make his career and (professional and personal) life harder, he deserves it.

I take it back. God I fucking hate Sam I want all the worst things in the world to happen to him. I hope his wife divorces him, he gets fired, and his child gets cancer.

Is this a lug wrench?!

Cro-Fagnun

Yeah, awful if someone submitted that clip to WWE twitter.

Be a star!

Whoa man that's uncalled for, his kid getting cancer? That's pretty fucking low. How about Sam get's the cancer and his kid has to spend the last amount of time with his dad on earth watching him slowly unravel from his predominant male figure with an aura of invincibility, like we all viewed fathers at a young age, into an even more wrinkly rat with a somehow improved hairstyle that has to get his brimming diaper changed by his crying mother.

only problem is vince would find it funny. dude thinks midgets and shit stories are hilarious. and they are but you know.