Accurate

”You ever edge so hard that you tried to use the garage door opener to make the red light turn green? ‘Cuz same!”

I've started calling hand jobs "storfekjøtt dustete" and my girlfriend has never been more upset.

I stated calling token-based cam trannies my girlfriend and my heshe has never been more upset.

Why does Jim bother so much about what food he eats? Whos he trying to impress exactly? The only women that want to fuck him are those getting paid for it.

Jim has girls for trainers and nutritionists and they give him "health" advice that is only good for women. Men who are in shape don't weigh 120lbs of skinny fat milk bag body and eat egg whites

Men don't eat egg whites because they realize the entire point of eating an egg is to consume the yolk.

He also eats these cool nutrition bars that say on the label 2 egg whites, some dates and nuts, and NO B.S. It's pretty manly.

RX Bars

Jim can't help slobbering NOBS.

i agree

The yolk contains most of the nutrients, and a ton of good cholesterol. Idiot is only getting protein and not even all of it.

If anything you should only eat the yolk but just eat the whole egg you fucking faggot

At least he supplements his protein intake in other ways.

Beat me to it. Damn.

He likes the consistence of egg whites.
Keeps him in check at work, mellows his craving until he gets home.

I just made Carbonara and have five separated whites left. Gonna put them in some watered-down omelet with a few whole eggs later and I'm not looking forward to it. How anyone can eat whites only by choice is beyond me.

It's a tough one, man, but when it's about your health? (trails off without ever making a point)

Just pour it out

jazz it up with some cheese and peppers

Or just throw them out, they’re a dollar a dozen you poor loser.

Just put the uncooked egg whites in a cup and put on a mask and throw them on some lady and say "like cum BITCH?"

Actually, athletes eat the whites only and dump the yolks which are fattening. Norton is no athlete, and would probably prefer his protien come in another white form.

Actual athletes eat the hole egg because it is healthier, bodybuilders eat egg whites because they need a ton of protein/ are stupid.

Yep, the yolks are the most nutritious parts. The egg whites are no-fat, but your brain and body NEEDS FAT to function properly.

Nobody cares. I'm telling you what athletes do.

Tupac cares, if don't nobody else care.

Not even remotely funny or clever.

This isn't true. Especially if you're a man. Fat is better for staying lean than eating protein and carbs

Nope. It's commonplace to eat egg whites for athletes and bodybuilding. Not yolks. You're wrong and gay.

This. If you're a man whose trying to stay slim youre a faggot. Get muscular and you'll get skinny as a result and you'll have more fun and have more testosterone doing that

Like all the other wifeless childless cunts out there he's terrified of death.

Didja eva stick the garage door openah up ur cootah ta edge or sumthin’ tsss

Nice fag hand, stupid.

likely a photoshop

Good call, Eagle-eye

Scuuuuuuumbags! Fucking baby boy delivery service.

That’s a tough one man...On one hand you have flavorless egg whites,on the other I have a tranny hired from backpage to massage my prostate.....sniff

I was so hungry i tried to scramble my eggs with my garage door opener!

"So I'm thinking of hiring someone to follow me around and slap Viking cock out of my mouth anytime I get a hankering"

who the fuck eats egg whites?

Remember when Jim hated the demanding elderly and their entitlement? Look at him now. No spawn either. He's gonna die just as he lived. Uselessly.

Jimmy has put on some weight I see

Swing and a miss baby boy! sniff

And then I called him a 'baby boy' because he gave me a look after I threw a middle-aged manqueer tantrum.

I’m sooo hungover I’ve been like hungover for thirty five years, I might’ve uhhh let a hammer wielding thunder god cum in my ass.

if Jim gets beat wihtin an inch of his life by NYC rogue niggers, thousands will smile and laugh and think: "Good"

Jim Norton is truly a warm turd in high heels.

?I'll pay for it out of pocket!

Yep, the yolks are the most nutritious parts. The egg whites are no-fat, but your brain and body NEEDS FAT to function properly.

Nobody cares. I'm telling you what athletes do.