Look, children, a falling star. Make a wish.

76  2018-05-11 by SamRobertsSucks

23 comments

Wheres Kermit? See because she is a pig.

this pig flew too close to the sun

Pigarus.

Greek mythology yumah

She's gonna be bacon in all that heat or sumpthin

Is this for her new role as miss piggy?

Pretentious, moi?

Ayo if this bitch fallin best get off the coastline

The Artist Previously Known as Pork.

No amount of photoshop can do anything about that fucking sinister, silent movie villain chin of hers.

Cook em, Danno!

It’s like she is going out of her way to make herself hatable now to troll us.

No, the mushbrained fucks like her think they are right... You're wrong, and also youre scum who needs a lard ass, joke stealing, doughy assed, mouthy cunt to tell us how bad and wrong we are. They're all delusional and can't figure out they are hated by most people. They live in a bubble and get their asses kissed 24/7, so when a real fact or truth comes out they can't handle it. Pig Amy, Jane Fonda, Lena Duham and the rest of the brainless shitbags can drink bleach as far I'm concerned.

Hopefully it works better than when Artie did it.

Going to be a hell of a crater....

Hopefully in Yuma. Tsssss

3/10

Stick a fucking apple in her mouth.

grimace?

NASA mistook her for a meteor sumpthin.

When you shit upon a pig...

You tell jokes like a girl!

Mama Crass

Can't wait for her to mention "I Feel Pretty" during the monologue and for the audience to forcibly clap as if they haven't already forgotten about it.

Pigarus.