Yea, the black n white filter really helps shield the true hideousness of Ants mugshot. Artie doesn't even look like a fucking human being in his mugshot.
Not only did they have to fake it - but had to use a picture from 25 fucking years ago.
Quite the operation...you'd think a nit-witted, guinea cop could run a multimedia company much better than this....ya know, given all the business training, talent mgmt & multimedia applications experience one gets when writing traffic tickets for the NYPD & running Anthony's dry cleaning for 20 years...weird!
He definitely had a mugshot from his mad tv days, too, before he looked like a monster, from the time he got coked up, fled the set chased by his costars and ended up fighting with some cops. I’m pretty sure he had other arrests way back in the day too. I don’t know why they couldn’t have dug up one of those legit mug shots if they didn’t want to use the one where he looks like Death incarnate.
It's pretty fucking sad that Tony's only mugshot is from assaulting his 75 lb. girlfriend and he still thinks he's some sort of tough guy to be feared over it.
Literally the day the unveiled the poster, I recognized it as the Larry King mugshot (for some reason). It's not even a good photoshop and used one of the most famous mugshots ever like it wouldn't get recognized. What was wrong with Artie's original mugshot that the had to Oswald his head onto King's? Lol it even looks like they brushed over the watermark too...
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1 edfromla 2018-05-11
Do his Twitter dickriders not know this or do they just not care?
1 sirlucd 2018-05-11
Arties mugshots were nowhere near this 'glamorous'. The sad part is Ant thinks his is charming.
1 DryTeeth 2018-05-11
Yea, the black n white filter really helps shield the true hideousness of Ants mugshot. Artie doesn't even look like a fucking human being in his mugshot.
Not only did they have to fake it - but had to use a picture from 25 fucking years ago.
Quite the operation...you'd think a nit-witted, guinea cop could run a multimedia company much better than this....ya know, given all the business training, talent mgmt & multimedia applications experience one gets when writing traffic tickets for the NYPD & running Anthony's dry cleaning for 20 years...weird!
1 Opprobriousness 2018-05-11
Seriously, man up and bite an underage girl like I did!
1 smelter250 2018-05-11
Woah.. Ant backtracked on his words..? my god
1 SpaceCaseBassFace 2018-05-11
I don't know why I'm still surprised, but it's like he's constantly trying to one-up himself.
1 PhilipMarma 2018-05-11
Larry had a Mad Cuban vibe back in his Miami days.
1 McGowan9 2018-05-11
Lawrence Harvey Zeiger, aka Larry King, was arrested in 1971 after being accused of grand larceny by his business partner. Inconceivable!
1 t1337dude 2018-05-11
Artie actually thinks he took this mug shot
1 blue_magoo_62 2018-05-11
The levels of weaponized autism here is astounding
1 PretentiousJackass 2018-05-11
Artie Lange had an actual mugshot by the time they made this, and it's more appropriate looking
http://images.tmz.com/2017/03/20/0320-artie-lange-booking-photo-hoboken-pd-3.jpg
Baby boy was probably too much of a diva to have it used
1 aRTie02150 2018-05-11
He looks like a Nana who wandered away from the nursing home.
1 chomp-chomp-chump 2018-05-11
Silver Alert!
1 alt213 2018-05-11
He definitely had a mugshot from his mad tv days, too, before he looked like a monster, from the time he got coked up, fled the set chased by his costars and ended up fighting with some cops. I’m pretty sure he had other arrests way back in the day too. I don’t know why they couldn’t have dug up one of those legit mug shots if they didn’t want to use the one where he looks like Death incarnate.
1 az116 2018-05-11
He robbed a fucking bank when he was 18, so yea, there are some other mughshots out there.
1 _TheConsumer_ 2018-05-11
The pic they used for “mugshot” looks like it could be from his MadTV days.
I have no idea why they didn’t just use that mugshot.
1 68rouge 2018-05-11
The best part is Artie tries to joke about this mugshot and he doesn't even realize that it is fake. He is so drugged out that he believes it is real.
1 ILoveYouJohnnyCakes 2018-05-11
It's pretty fucking sad that Tony's only mugshot is from assaulting his 75 lb. girlfriend and he still thinks he's some sort of tough guy to be feared over it.
1 chomp-chomp-chump 2018-05-11
Well, he is loosely associated with SAMCRO.
1 DildoRenter 2018-05-11
Cheque kiking.
1 sanfrancisco69er 2018-05-11
what do you mean, artie just looked old for a 10 year old
1 redtrilobal 2018-05-11
Literally the day the unveiled the poster, I recognized it as the Larry King mugshot (for some reason). It's not even a good photoshop and used one of the most famous mugshots ever like it wouldn't get recognized. What was wrong with Artie's original mugshot that the had to Oswald his head onto King's? Lol it even looks like they brushed over the watermark too...
1 Billyassman 2018-05-11
You know who think mugshots are cool? Niggers.