I've heard Artie Lang tells the same stories over-and-over-and-over.

12  2018-05-11 by CuckECheese

I've never listened to the show. Which telling of these jokes would you recommend out of the 40 billion? Which fake Ant laughs will I enjoy the most when hearing these? Keep in mind I only plan to listen to these jokes once. Thanks in advance.

13 comments

1  sirlucd 2018-05-11

Kathy Griffin was so proud she was crying and talking about her Emmy, and then you just hear me snoring wheeze.

1  Naga_Nooch 2018-05-11

Jew broad kills Dracula's. Wheeze laugh wheeze laugh. Even though Ant has heard it dozens of times he still gives his over the top laugh. HA HA HA HOLY SHIT!

1  mattirawks 2018-05-11

Friend stole a canoe...blah blah ..went back for the paddles...yada yada ....yawn

1  Christopher_Barton 2018-05-11

Would Marci Turk walk to St. Louis?

1  pyramiddust 2018-05-11

Only on crystal meth

1  MershComic 2018-05-11

Something something cocaine something fictional N-Person "sprinkling that sheeeit on cheeseburgers" blah blah WHEEZE wipes nose

Ant

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1  CuckECheese 2018-05-11

Lose weight shithead.

1  suchanjv 2018-05-11

Tony Curtis...

1  breadmoccasin 2018-05-11

The punchline was, often, on Howard, Artie laughing. So he just says things and then laughs them up and, well, as you can tell, it works fantastically.

1  deep_legal_shit 2018-05-11

whenever this retard talks about anything beyond a single sentence my mind tunes out

1  late_50s_why 2018-05-11

Didn't Antony interrupted one of his holy shit table slap with another holy shit table slap?

1  DryTeeth 2018-05-11

Dude - u don't have to pay. Just read this in an Artie voice. Here's the Artie Lang Experience, with the charm of Anthony Cumia.

"Well, when i was buying heroin from this N person in a pool hall..... Marci Turk Cunt.....(Wheezing laugh)....i started making snoring sounds while Kathy Griffin was talking.... (generic 1960s style joke about minorities...(Wheezing Laugh)...

Italians will smack a Jew broad....this one time while on the Stern Show (an awful 30min stuttering john impression, delivering Zero punchlines)"