My God, would it be a dream job to send this fat pig packing after explaining to her in great detail the metaphor of the Baconator that broke the camel's back.
When your "blame everyone else" mentality say it's a direct result of fatphobia and not your fault.
That's not my interpretation or anything that's what she actually says in the fucking article:
Exclusion makes me, a logical and educated person, believe that I’m at fault for not fitting into this ride instead of recognizing that rides should accommodate all people’s bodies.
I even purchased a $50 wand that I used on all of the goofy little spell spots around the delightful town square. I was a child again, grinning ear to ear the entire time, posting massive numbers of Instagram stories so that all of my friends knew I was finally livin’ that Harry Potter LYFE!
YAYYYY! I'm having a MAGICAL time here at Hogwarts! Expectus Patronum! YAYYYYY!
Jana, is that you?
What?
Jana, it's me! Claire! Claire Saunders, Lincoln High School, class of 99! These are my sons, Brayden and Parker, and my daughters Jordan and Kara!
Oh... hi kids...
Oh you're holding the same wand that Jordan got! The Ravenclaw Model! Are you holding it for your child?
It's, it's for me.
Oh! Oh Jana that's great! That's really great. Well you know how these lines are, these kids want to go on as many rides as possible. See you around!
I'm obese and the world should have to accomodate ME.
how long before we get articles where fat people say they deserve starting positions in the NBA? They already feel entitled to jobs as supermodels, and try to guilt men for not finding them attractive.
I’d been investigating size-based discrimination for several months, interviewing and publishing conversations with women in my life who have experienced body shame, injustice and inequity around their size, gender, race and presence.
Translation: people should like me despite me being a retarded fat cunt
30 comments
1 MalcolmX_InTheMiddle 2018-05-10
We are in desperate need of a cleansing fire.
1 herpacin 2018-05-10
I smell a pig roast!
1 Yaseetheo 2018-05-10
At least the comments are calling out this fat pig.
1 Single_Action_Army 2018-05-10
The name should be more honest like "Oinkers United" or "The Smelly Gunt Hour"
1 Compound_MediaPR 2018-05-10
My God, would it be a dream job to send this fat pig packing after explaining to her in great detail the metaphor of the Baconator that broke the camel's back.
1 Bams_seed 2018-05-10
How do you not instantly die of shame when you cant fit into something designed to accommodate human proportions.
1 segasarnold 2018-05-10
Because you are mentally ill and think it's everyone else's problem
1 MalcolmX_InTheMiddle 2018-05-10
This hippo has no shame.
1 OkaySeriouslyBro 2018-05-10
When your "blame everyone else" mentality say it's a direct result of fatphobia and not your fault.
That's not my interpretation or anything that's what she actually says in the fucking article:
1 dresden312 2018-05-10
It does fit every persons body, her body is just not a human beings
1 CONCHOPETEghostcock 2018-05-10
Liberals worshiping victimhood
1 wackadoodle_wigwam 2018-05-10
I agree, though I’m liberal as fuck and I still hope she gets murdered.
1 [deleted] 2018-05-10
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1 MoeGreenVegas 2018-05-10
Schmeiding is a fat person's name.
1 wackadoodle_wigwam 2018-05-10
Doesn’t sound very “native,” either.
1 OkaySeriouslyBro 2018-05-10
YAYYYY! I'm having a MAGICAL time here at Hogwarts! Expectus Patronum! YAYYYYY!
Jana, is that you?
What?
Jana, it's me! Claire! Claire Saunders, Lincoln High School, class of 99! These are my sons, Brayden and Parker, and my daughters Jordan and Kara!
Oh... hi kids...
Oh you're holding the same wand that Jordan got! The Ravenclaw Model! Are you holding it for your child?
It's, it's for me.
Oh! Oh Jana that's great! That's really great. Well you know how these lines are, these kids want to go on as many rides as possible. See you around!
1 Pogo_Thee_Clown 2018-05-10
The writer of article should be ashamed, some people may get the wrong idea that fat people matter and want to be heard from
1 throwawaymanthrows 2018-05-10
I'm obese and the world should have to accomodate ME.
how long before we get articles where fat people say they deserve starting positions in the NBA? They already feel entitled to jobs as supermodels, and try to guilt men for not finding them attractive.
1 throwawawyy2 2018-05-10
Translation: people should like me despite me being a retarded fat cunt
1 CONCHOPETEghostcock 2018-05-10
Reality is oppressing me. Change it!!!
1 Yaseetheo 2018-05-10
u/Bams_seed hates fat pigs so I wonder what her solution to this predicament is.
1 Single_Action_Army 2018-05-10
Putting the hog in Hogwarts.
1 cro-magnon_sam 2018-05-10
I knew I would regret clicking that.
1 JohnnyManitoba 2018-05-10
ugh. they even have a test seat outside before you get in line. try it first. if not, you deserve to be shamed for wasting ppls time.
1 burlapsack69 2018-05-10
I want to go just to watch all the fat people get turned away.
1 i_saw_nothing 2018-05-10
That explains the magical feeling you get in Hogwarts.
1 Jungies 2018-05-10
....just applaud like a delighted child every time one gets kicked off.
1 gregorio_ilidivich 2018-05-10
File this under things that make Joe Rogan contemplate suicide
1 RBuddCumia 2018-05-10
We had a good run....
1 Jungies 2018-05-10
Remember when Kevin Smith got kicked off an airplane for being too fat, and it was all their fault, and then he nearly died of a heart attack?
Good times.