Did ja? Dumb slit.

yeah im sure he cares what you call it and doesnt block out your nonsense when youre pullin his prick

Hand jobs? What are you, five?

Oh wow she is out there huh fellas?

Chooby foonsteh

This typically kills at a county fair outside of Cleveland

Actually, I gotta feeling that they would think that she’s an unfunny cunt as well

Nah, Big Amy always wins the blue ribbon at State Fairs

I started calling comedy "that thing that used to be cool before women ruined it like they ruin everything"

video games

Don't fucking remind me, what shit they have made it.

And they still complain despite being catered to in almost every AAA release.

I hope in gta 6 i can play as a single mom. Perhaps there is a mission where a simp takes me to diner and then I do nothing.

No you give a teary uninteresting speech about how hard it is but still worth it because your kids are your *life*

Offices, schools, discord servers, children, sports,...

Whenever the punchline of your story is "so and so wasn't amused"

you should be raped

Is the pack of niggers optional

No

making belief her boyfriend is Jim Norton... hilarious

This is almost exactly the same joke gym would tell about annoying his gf with characters.

I was so hungover i jerked off my garage door opener

Tweet this to her.

a century ago that wouldve been hot

dumb whore

She has Tumblr blogger comedy.

This is the kind of thing people read and go "omg this is NOT COOL lmao"

Tweets that cause Jim Norton to feel a pang of jealousy 1 of 4000

I don't even get it. Why is your boyfriend upset? What the fuck does he care what you call a hand job? Is there a punch line?

I queef infront of my boyfriend and he HATES it. Amirite ladies?

Now I want a fucking handjob, time to go through the phone, wish me luck.

This one I believe