Dave Landau's wife in a Fruit Roll-Up dress

39  2018-05-10 by crookedmile

25 comments

Ooof how could anyone find that attractive

She's a beautiful shape. I'd love to have her displayed as a centerpiece

Something to do with fertility. IDK

She's a fetish, at best.

Can't wait to read in the headlines that this fat pig is dead. They will all be like "how could she die so young?" When its staring them right in the face.

Omg she's so brave!!!

Stunning and brave!

Sassy!

HOW DID YOU GET SO FAT?!

From THE PATRIARCY!

Fredrica Bimmel looking bitch

Maybe I'd jerk off in her hair? As long as she was kneeling and I kept my eyes on the TV while The Exorcist 2 was playing on cable during halloween...

If it wasn't halloween and I would have to stream the movie, I'd call the whole thing off

You know this bitch can suck dick. Don't act like you don't think so.

Especially if you dip your cock in syrup first.

The shoes look like they are about to have a blowout

Looks like someone's going to be naked by the end of the night.

They went through 4 fruit roll up dresses before they could get her to hold still long enough to snap this picture.

She's so fucking round.

She really is bowling ball shaped. If you see pictures of her sitting, she turns into an orb.

There is no way that dress is edible if it's still intact.

If your wife was this fat you'd be co host.

Jesus Christ! She's even got that gross Bob Kelly thing where even your eyelids are fat and hang over. She should really consider salads.

She should really consider salads.

Funnily enough, the one foodstuff she doesn't enjoy shovelling in her greedy mouth.

Lamar's pecka's going fawkin wild

On the bright side, that dress is easy to hose off when she's done eating.