Scorch Is Getting The Ladies

62  2018-05-10 by tunisianknifer

45 comments

PFG, Scorch.

*youknowwhatImean?

Haha

This is PFG. Never without the trademark toothpick.

You like all terrain vehicles?

He goes through like 5,000 a year. PFG that it's a tax write-off.

No sir, that's $5000 in toothpicks. Which is even better.

Wow! Now THAT is PFG.

It would be PFG to smell that dudes fingers.

Dog piss

Scorch > Opie

Does Landau know his wife is cheating?

Just checked the 92.9 The X website, we got fresh Scorch clips, including a weekly "Mr. Skin's Report" where that Mr. Skin guy comes on to talk about what celebrities got nude this week. And then others are just links to articles like "the best car sing along songs".

http://www.929thex.com/shows/scorch/

How does Mr. Skin still have a profitable platform?

he's been doing steady spots on morning shock jock radio shows for like 15 years.

Hell yes, dude.

That sounds pretty fucking good...

Scorch has a semi-retarded thumbnail too

she looks like every female in radio.

He'll be gaping them with a Corona bottle before the sun goes down.

weird booze

Scorchy Arbuckle.

My best friend in primary school moved to America. He looks exactly like scorch.

I am drunk.

Go to sleep naked on a playground.

Oh. This is possibly the most embarrassing thing I have done on the internet when drunk.

Still at least I am not /u/anthonycumiashow

These ladies have been Scorched.

Weird boobs!

Bars probably hate Scorch. Yeah, it's a bigger night than New Year's, but you know those ladies are soaking the floor.

His skin is the same color as Alf.

The fat one looks fun. Her army jacket has coke and cheeseburgers in it.

Taylor can fucking get it. But with Scorch in the room, I'd probably have to settle for Mrs. Landau on the left.

oh please, like Scorch isn't double teaming both of 'em.

He's a nice guy.

Scorch has a look of satisfaction on his face that can only come from being top dog in media market 326, swimming in Walmart/farm girl puss. Rock on, brothaman

I certainly don't hate the one on the right

Yeah, those are definitely wisconsin broads.

Dave Landau is gonna be pissed that Scorch is with his wife.

"Heh he BLONDIE over here looks DTF and thats P...F...G, knowwhatimean????"

"Well because I'm loaded chicks love me."

PFG indeed, Scorch.

Easily a Wisconsin 7 and 10... pfg.

Fawkin Scorch has a twin sister

Scorch looks like more of a bro who would be fun to share a drink with than The Destroyer, the Norwegian Thundercock worshipper, and even the Armenian Analizer. Shit E-Rock would be a chill guy compared to them.

Scorch's Hotties

Totally nude radio, the naked militia.

“The little guy was funny lookin’...I don’t know, just funny lookin’...”