"I’m so hungover that I just tried using my garage door opener at a red light to make it turn green".
A comedians job is to tell the harshest of truths to a society that is not quite ready to hear them. The boundaries of language and even reality can be displaced and new ways of thinking can be invoked. Cook is the artist and our minds are her canvas. Through her astute observations we are allowed a glimpse into the mind of true comedic genius.
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I thought for sure it was going to be some smelly Indian guy with an unpronounceable name using comedy as a stepping stool to become a Daily Show correspondent.
21 comments
1 Snake_____86 2018-05-10
A middle of the road and block the road pair.
1 brmlb 2018-05-10
a woman who hates men, and a man who hates women
1 Cinderblocks2 2018-05-10
But which is which?
1 TheDarkFezRises 2018-05-10
A worm and a pig.
1 downrodeo2112 2018-05-10
A tragic fable
1 Slack_Irritant 2018-05-10
where's Kumail?
1 TossyMcSalad 2018-05-10
Kumail is primarily the detriment of LA's street cleaning services.
1 KennethFresno 2018-05-10
Somewhere raising his eyebrow in a smarmy manner while shitting in the street and cleaning himself with his hands.
1 AdminsFuckedMeOver 2018-05-10
The worm will never be important enough to affect the comedy industry.
1 TossyMcSalad 2018-05-10
he did by letting her tour with him as an opener.
1 KennethFresno 2018-05-10
Well at least he didn't launch the career of another boring vapid twat like Kelsey Cook.
1 naturalinfidel 2018-05-10
"I’m so hungover that I just tried using my garage door opener at a red light to make it turn green".
A comedians job is to tell the harshest of truths to a society that is not quite ready to hear them. The boundaries of language and even reality can be displaced and new ways of thinking can be invoked. Cook is the artist and our minds are her canvas. Through her astute observations we are allowed a glimpse into the mind of true comedic genius.
1 SuperTrucker76 2018-05-10
If you combine the two they equal trichinosis.
1 Phkna1 2018-05-10
You can tell how long ago Schumer brushed off Norton by the weight she has gained since.
1 soulstonedomg 2018-05-10
She should have her back to him.
1 chomp-chomp-chump 2018-05-10
?
1 Nuwanda84 2018-05-10
"Comedy"
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1 Lufiel0423 2018-05-10
LOL
1 Single_Action_Army 2018-05-10
Her face was always fat
1 Yakovpiscopo 2018-05-10
Jim is keeping fit
1 sloppysammy 2018-05-10
I thought for sure it was going to be some smelly Indian guy with an unpronounceable name using comedy as a stepping stool to become a Daily Show correspondent.