Norton is just unbelievably awful these days

40  2018-05-10 by Moveinslience

26 comments

Fucking yuck. Stop pretending to be into UFC already.

He's just into scary men that he can imagine cucking him, in a relationship he also has to imagine first.

Middle of the road answer to start it out saying all of ghe fighters are cool, then names Chuck Liddell as his fav fighter. He hasnt fought in like 5 years and hasnt been a contender in about 10 years. Then he just starts listinf off the champs with no substance besides “he’s a great champ, like him”. Jim really has finger on the pulse of the sport.

Why is he transparent? Literally and figuratively.

Theybsay when the very last celebrity 'friend' of his forgets him, he will fade away conpletely.

This is exactly the type of thing Colin always talked about. Jim actually thinks he is cute with that dumb smile and hideous face. You can’t play coy when you’ve let a large Nordic man pound you in the ass. Invertebrate little hack.

You also can't do it if you're over 50.

(Jimmy gets a haircut)

"So what look are you going for?"

"Give me the 1920's kid who sells newspapers on the street. Oh you don't have that? Give me the Sluggo Smith. Oh, you don't have that? Give me the emaciated AIDS faggot who is literally dying but not only does he not care, he perversely and aggravatingly obsesses over every other aspect of his health EXCEPT for his AIDS diagnosis."

That barber is a genius.

Nice stealing a Zach Galifianakis bit, stupid.

look at him suck on that thing just for show

If you bring it up he'd say someone about how he ALWAYS has a drink of water before any LIVE recording because blah blah blaaah

I never watched UFC before, but within the past two weeks, I've started tuning into old fights/UFC tonight programs on FS between hockey games. The point I'm making here is that I can tell from this interview that I know more about UFC from casually watching dated games for two weeks than a guy that literally co-hosts a UFC podcast.

>"Uh... Nunes... I think she has a fight this weekend"

Really, worm?

He is a complete fraud

How can Dana White keep paying him?

Schinkle'bout it..

Drinking water when you know you are on camera is fucking infuriating.

How many blueberries did he eat? Did you know, they are considered a superfood. They're packed with all kinds of anti-oxidants and shit, man.

Blueberries are a stand alone fruit.

I bet that freak has done the drinking out of a water bottle thing in the mirror 100 times & decided that made him look cool and sporty & needed to make that a part of his 2 minute interview

He doesn't have a conversation, he just cringily yammers his terrible self conscious take on the subject, just as he rehearsed it in his head thinking "that'll sound good".

Motherfucker is twitching around like Michael J. Fox

The thumbnail alone is enough to refuel my hate. James Norton (after 2014) fucking sucks.

he comes off as so fucking insincere. he is not a person

All the civilians only know him for Chippah lmao

He is less of a twitchy fuck... do you think he's stopped abusing cialis?