Carl's ex-wife's milkers, tho...

45  2018-05-10 by TangerineReam

39 comments

Money really can buy you happiness

Until it leaves and takes half your money and leaves you unhappy

And then they find her mutilated body buried somewhere in the woods by an obsolete cabin turned into a makeshift podcasting studio. It happened to my dad and it can happen to anyone too.

And hats

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so now some other guy is gonna be stuffing his face in between those in his own house.

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We all know he's nose deep in his hairdresser's musky buns.

Vic Henley is going to deliver the meat.

Nice holding of hands, stupid

He needs a much larger ring size for those tubby fingers.

Found the ugliest creature in the OandA universe. And it's one ugly universe.

Oh come on... I submit to you - Big A?

Bobo, Danny Ross, Sam, Ant, Club Soda Kenny, the list is long of people contending for that first place.

What's with mutants gravitating to this radio show?

Aww shiey,you win. Big A is a cartoon though or at least some animatronic thing.

Are we leaving Half-a-Hulkface out of this competition?

This guy is like a hard 8 in that universe

I’m positive he didn’t know what to do with them and left her unsatisfied.

I heard she left him when he stopped allowing her to park her bike in between his front teeth.

He looks like he inhereted a oil field

Oil from a used fryer, perhaps.

With the right modifications, you can use that oil for fuel in your diesel engine. DIIIIIIIIPPPPP!

The garlic and Marlboro smell still comes through the screen

It's strange, their body language would suggest a long and happy marriage.

Hey I don't mean to speak out of turn here, but their body language doesn't look like that at all!

Well it wasn't long

Bet she was a waitress from his restaurant

Maybe, but she looks like she’s a career woman. She just has that intelligence about her, in her appearance. I could be wrong, but as the great Scott Shannon might say, “she’s a nice lady, professional lady.”

We're is his hat?

Looks like a picture of Bobo's parents on their wedding day

I have to give it da blacks and da latinos, they seem to have no problem pulling women way out of their weight class..

Do you think Carl's recent divorce and loss of his home and assets has Opie scared?

Fat fawkin tits

This looks like a completely different lady than the one in the picture of her working at Pizza Hut or whatever

I wonder why, stupid

He probably wanted to wear a hat in this picture.

Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaa she left him?!

He looks like he could be a pinko dictator in Venezuela.

I'd like to knock those warlocks around

They're built to milk a load

Kinda looks like Carmella Soprano in this picture.

He’s the only buck toothed mexican i’ve ever seen

Wow. His sausage link fingers are testing the tensile strength of that ring. Jesus, go up a size or two.