Someone posted an insanely depressing picture of Bob Levy doing stand up for like 6 people in a banquet hall and I wish I could find it again. Way worse than the lonely Jackie one.
He won't even have a cool OD story like Belushi or River Phoenix, it'll be something like "former HSS comedian Artie Lange was found dead in his parking garage" or "Lange's life support was removed the following day". Then after a few days of looking back on his limited career highlights, everyone will gawk and reflect on what a ridiculous freak show he became. He'll be mostly remembered as "that fat heroin guy" if and when he's remembered at all.
Except with Artie there won't even be an opportunistic hooker around to snap pics and steal his shit. He will die as he lived, a pathetic disheveled loser surrounded by empty heroin bags and half-eaten meatball sandwiches.
Except with Artie there won't even be an opportunistic hooker around to snap pics and steal his shit. He will die as he lived, a pathetic disheveled loser surrounded by empty heroin bags and half-eaten meatball sandwiches.
39 comments
1 NorwayJimmy 2018-05-10
Pre-sentencing OD? All in
1 peopleforgetthat 2018-05-10
Downvote all you want, but he ODed a little while ago tonight. So just wanted to give you all the exclusive
1 GWARscientist 2018-05-10
Big Jay mentioned to Dice today on Bonfire "We're all pulling for Artie", whatever that means.
1 peopleforgetthat 2018-05-10
Don’t know what that means but my brother is a paramedic in Jersey and called to say he picked up Artie
1 sirlucd 2018-05-10
More info please
1 bonniesretardsister 2018-05-10
His next gig was with Bob Levy in Scranton. So probably another suicide attempt.
1 iWhoreSchortSchorts 2018-05-10
Someone posted an insanely depressing picture of Bob Levy doing stand up for like 6 people in a banquet hall and I wish I could find it again. Way worse than the lonely Jackie one.
1 Yaseetheo 2018-05-10
My condolences amirite fellas?
1 RBuddCumia 2018-05-10
IIIIII’m just a Jersey boy....
1 bloodysupermoon 2018-05-10
Pickle jar?
1 Clamdilicus 2018-05-10
What happened?
1 iWhoreSchortSchorts 2018-05-10
Artie has aids, hence the weight loss.
1 Anarox 2018-05-10
What was the emergency
1 MalcolmX_InTheMiddle 2018-05-10
His career is dead
1 bonniesretardsister 2018-05-10
He's loying. It was just a homeless old fat lady with no teeth.
1 lechocco 2018-05-10
My uncle is a cable installation guy and he he said he saw it happen.
1 UnwarrantedArrogance 2018-05-10
I’ve ALWAYS loved Artie! I can’t believe this is happening to meeeee.
(I’m just wanting to get some of the upcoming attention for myself)
1 Compound_MediaPR 2018-05-10
I downvoted this solely because it has the vibe of the -100 club.
1 Reaktif 2018-05-10
I can’t wait for dead Artie jokes
1 emerge_from_the_mist 2018-05-10
I was waiting for “he’ll die of laughter while he watches Rich Vos perform at Magooby’s Joke House on May 10th”
1 Yaseetheo 2018-05-10
Were ya?
1 Awkawardsilence 2018-05-10
Nice show reference, stupid.
1 JessupJessupJessup 2018-05-10
April Fools... But seriously I can't wait.
1 3stepsbackward 2018-05-10
Maybe this will be the time he truly dies.
1 sirlucd 2018-05-10
He's native American
1 UnwarrantedArrogance 2018-05-10
Dat nigga brane ded yet? Shiiiiit
1 ILoveYouJohnnyCakes 2018-05-10
No one will have any AA highlights worth playing when reporting on it unless it's to show his "sad last days".
1 Drumchapel 2018-05-10
Every AA Show is a highlights show, same stories and "jokes" most episodes
1 charliekelly683 2018-05-10
How inside is this inside source?
1 rottenseed 2018-05-10
OP is friends with heroin
1 MessyCoffeeFarts 2018-05-10
Fuck, and here I thought he was too obvious to put in my Death Pool...
1 Amiigo7 2018-05-10
Ang?
1 EdguhMellencamp 2018-05-10
"Hey Death, it's me Artie. I'm not gonna be able to make it to the reaping today. I can't stop throwing up. I'm sick, sick as a dog..."
1 CIAshill18081990 2018-05-10
cough
1 HologramChicken 2018-05-10
I don't know you. Only my cousin works here.
1 satanssockpuppet 2018-05-10
He won't even have a cool OD story like Belushi or River Phoenix, it'll be something like "former HSS comedian Artie Lange was found dead in his parking garage" or "Lange's life support was removed the following day". Then after a few days of looking back on his limited career highlights, everyone will gawk and reflect on what a ridiculous freak show he became. He'll be mostly remembered as "that fat heroin guy" if and when he's remembered at all.
1 sirlucd 2018-05-10
Look up Chris farleys od shot. Looks like artie.
1 satanssockpuppet 2018-05-10
Except with Artie there won't even be an opportunistic hooker around to snap pics and steal his shit. He will die as he lived, a pathetic disheveled loser surrounded by empty heroin bags and half-eaten meatball sandwiches.
1 jimmybrite 2018-05-10
Fucking Saigon whores.
1 HappensHappen 2018-05-10
And neither Anthony nor Compound Media will be mentioned at all.
1 Compound_MediaPR 2018-05-10
I downvoted this solely because it has the vibe of the -100 club.
1 satanssockpuppet 2018-05-10
Except with Artie there won't even be an opportunistic hooker around to snap pics and steal his shit. He will die as he lived, a pathetic disheveled loser surrounded by empty heroin bags and half-eaten meatball sandwiches.
1 jimmybrite 2018-05-10
Fucking Saigon whores.