I hate to agree with Carl on anything, but he’s right about IPAs
26 2018-05-10 by lolercakesmcgee
His statement that they are just garbage and that most people just pretend to like most things because they are popular or exclusive is spot on. I fucking hate IPAs.
59 comments
1 RacistCyberbully 2018-05-10
I also hate IPA’s but this doesn’t redeem Carl in even the slightest.
1 Kurt_Love 2018-05-10
But his NY Yankee cap shaped baseball cap travel case totally redeems him.
1 Scorpy81 2018-05-10
There's good and bad like any other style, but dogfish head 120 is my favorite beer.
1 Opprobriousness 2018-05-10
Would you prefer a grapefruit radler?
IPAs are awesome. Everything Stone Brewery makes is awesome.
1 userx9 2018-05-10
IPAs suck but so does the watered down swill I drink so fuck it.
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1 Compound_MediaPR 2018-05-10
He's not wrong to dislike Individual Puertorican Americans.
1 lolercakesmcgee 2018-05-10
HURHURHURHUR
1 Adamg20186 2018-05-10
Some IPAs are good but most of them are just crappy beers that all taste bitter.
1 Virginia_Beach 2018-05-10
It’s tough to find a good one, but when you find the right one, everything else sucks.
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1 John_Gulbunny 2018-05-10
This has been the case every time I’ve tried them
1 PsychopathyRed 2018-05-10
Diversity in beers is directly proportionate to diversity in humans
1 CasinoIndian 2018-05-10
IPAs are the beer equivalent of filet mignon.
1 UnwarrantedArrogance 2018-05-10
IPAs are the “beer” of beers. They really have to grow on you, but when they do you really love them and their higher alcohol content.
1 onemancrimespree 2018-05-10
Man boobs and a fat beer gut. There ya go einstein. Drink it straight like Florentine, what are ya 12
1 CIAshill18081990 2018-05-10
Hops are worse than soy
1 MCLyleStyle 2018-05-10
good IPAs are fucking delicious, bad ones taste like ass.
1 throwawaymanthrows 2018-05-10
I dislike IPAs but this is not exactly an original thought.
1 doodoopeepees 2018-05-10
Hop stoopid is good. Others I've had I regretted because i couldve just bought hoegaarden
1 Dagidugidai 2018-05-10
I like Cowboy Pale Ales, tssssssssssssssssss
1 kermur 2018-05-10
I hated IPAs until I was almost, 35. Maybe my pallets changed when I quit smoking... I love them now.
1 Fagghouli 2018-05-10
Nah, you just became a faggot.
1 kermur 2018-05-10
Oh yeah, I guess it could be that
1 AiCPearlJam 2018-05-10
The only IPA I like is 'Nugget Nectar' made by Troegs Craft Brewery. Other than that, give me a stout or porter with my lunch and I'm one happy guy, but what do I know?
1 ManilajFive 2018-05-10
Every time I get a porter, I end up disappointed and wishing it was a full on stout. If you're into the Russian Imperial end of stouts, I'd recommend Evil Twin Brewery's Even More Jesus series and their Imperial Biscotti Break (particularly weird/delicious is Imperial Biscotti Chili Hazelnut Break) And your 100% right about Troegs, they are fantastic.
1 edfromla 2018-05-10
IPA’s are alright just drink what you like and don’t be a faggot about it
1 packitchofsositch 2018-05-10
They were my favorite style for 10 years and for the life of me I loved them for real, not because they were popular. Then one day I just snapped out of it and wondered why the fuck I've been doing this to myself. They're better than adjuncts and shandies but that's about it.
With that whole India voyage history thing it's the equivalent of beef jerky, loaded with salt so it lasts for months. Who would prefer jerky over a steak? It's not far off from the adjuncts, whose originators made intentionally with garbage ingredients to save money, then got away with it by brainwashing an entire country into believing ice cold is always better. It just kills the crummy taste somewhat.
tl;dr people are really dumb (myself included).
1 ManilajFive 2018-05-10
Actually, at the time they started brewing them, the corn and rice in American adjunct lagers were more expensive ingredients.
1 packitchofsositch 2018-05-10
This sounds highly unlikely. Where did you read that?
1 ManilajFive 2018-05-10
https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/1612123473/ref=dbs_a_def_rwt_bibl_vppi_i4
1 DrugsAndBodybuilding 2018-05-10
Beer snobs are faggots. Just drink your piss water and pass out alone
1 Psych555 2018-05-10
It's like taking a delicious ale beer and then adding the taste of bitters and malt liquor.
1 Not_My_Real_Acct_ 2018-05-10
Seriously. I hate it when I go to a bar in San Diego and they have four IPAs, Bud Light and a cider.
*I get it, IPAs are popular,* but would it kill you to throw in a pale ale or an amber?
1 ThatNiggaDre 2018-05-10
Any restaurant I take over at, I replace the beer choice with a wide variety always throw in a pale ale and an amber. It's an easy positive review online every time
1 ManilajFive 2018-05-10
I've noticed that at craft beer stores. Seem's like 70% of the stock is IPAs.
1 TOPICALJOKELOL 2018-05-10
I enjoy them legit. I dont care if they're popular because I drink alone.
1 246h8 2018-05-10
IPAs are for faggots and frat boy betas. You know what's a good beer?
Whiskey.
1 ManilajFive 2018-05-10
I've got a beer for the most refined of whisky drinkers: https://untappd.com/b/lefty-s-brewing-company-islay-barrel-aged-scotch-ale-2017/2421609
It's like pouring your favorite scotch into a frothing glass of Red Dog.
1 maynardsabeast 2018-05-10
Dirt wolf on draught is banging. And it's like 9-10%
1 onemancrimespree 2018-05-10
IPAs got really popular with young people around the time I came of drinking age. Finding out your good friends preferred IPAs must, on some minuscule level, be like finding out your father is gay.
1 lolercakesmcgee 2018-05-10
My dad ain’t gay, he’s just a man of leisure.
1 jamescaannigga 2018-05-10
I moved up to Whiskey as I got older, but in NYC the price adds up quick, and I hate the shitty stuff they throw in with two PBR's or whatever.
I honestly want to stay with beer, I just dont know where to go. I love the pale shitty, SOME fruit beer can taste great with it but not all. IPA's and IPA drinkers can be obnoxious...
1 jokespot 2018-05-10
You drink IPAs what are you five
1 Lufiel0423 2018-05-10
I only drink 10% to 15% ABV stouts, or porters. Sometimes when I want something light I'll drink a dry cider.
1 Superbad415 2018-05-10
Nice inclusion of the ABV percentage, stupid.
1 Lufiel0423 2018-05-10
Are you mad they stopped making your favorite cum flavored IPA cuck?
1 Superbad415 2018-05-10
Nice bomb, stupid
1 Lufiel0423 2018-05-10
Hey cuck, which do you prefer prepping, or cleaning the bull?
1 olgravylegs 2018-05-10
IPAs are fine, I like bitter drinks in general. I don't sit and get evangelical about the beer I drink, I just drink it. I drink other beers too, as long as I like it I drink it, who gives a shit.
1 PassProtect15 2018-05-10
Anyone else thinks beer sucks across the board?
1 BoardroomBimmy 2018-05-10
You and women.
1 TheMidnight_Rider 2018-05-10
They are as common as any other type of craft beer you whiny little bitch.
1 Superbad415 2018-05-10
Fresh IPAs are the best. The thing about a lot of IPAs are they aren’t brewed to last, and they’re so many different micro breweries that stores end up sitting on a lot of product and it’s get real bitter real quick. Not to mention they don’t travel well. Climate, Altitude etc. all effect the quality of beers. I live in an area that has a lot of microbreweries nearby but I still check dates to see the brewed on. Chances are if your IPA is 4 months or older it’s gonna have a massive drop In taste
1 RocoTheLoveMonkey 2018-05-10
When I went to study uni down south it was full of soyboys drinking IPAs/craft beers, it was almost impossible to get a normal pint in that stupid student town.
They are undrinkable... just another fad like vaping... Only pretentious wankers drink that shite... Havn't seen a single person drinking a craft beer since I moved back up North, and we are big drinking up here
1 Phkna1 2018-05-10
How about a grapefruit beer, brothaman?
1 ryanindayton 2018-05-10
The people who don't like IPAs also don't understand how people like black coffee. Bless their hearts.
1 AyeThatsAGoodNagger 2018-05-10
I don’t know why anyone except maybe a britfag or dingo would
1 AirBuddDwyer 2018-05-10
Nice beer, stupid. Whatever happened to just drinking gin and shooting heroin like a gentleman?
1 BeerCanThick 2018-05-10
People don't like them because they're new or trendy. They've been around as a popular form of beer for decades now. Breweries like Sierra Nevada and Bell's started in the 1980s and got popular in the 1990s. People like them because they are market dominant and because so many people have drank them for so long that they have social proof. They are in no way, shape or form exclusive. They've been the craft beer market dominator for over a generation. You'd think somebody in the food service industry would understand this.
1 BoardroomBimmy 2018-05-10
Everything Carl says is wrong and retarded.
1 ManilajFive 2018-05-10
Every time I get a porter, I end up disappointed and wishing it was a full on stout. If you're into the Russian Imperial end of stouts, I'd recommend Evil Twin Brewery's Even More Jesus series and their Imperial Biscotti Break (particularly weird/delicious is Imperial Biscotti Chili Hazelnut Break) And your 100% right about Troegs, they are fantastic.
1 Fagghouli 2018-05-10
Nah, you just became a faggot.