That’s a tough one man....You have on one hand a part of an iconic duo,on the other a D-list piss drinker that can’t sell out a local chuckle hit.....sniff...
I wanted to call Chong a white-knighting cunt for this, but it’s somewhat satisfying to see one of the biggest white-knighting cunts alive get it done to him.
Jim's bad joke is the reason he chimed in. The joke is 'less funny and more insulting'. It's fine to be insulting, but funny needs to drive it. ESPECIALLY in print. So... Dumb cunt Chong chimes in. He is a cunt, but not for this... This is Jimmy's fault for being a terrible joke writer.
Jim may be a terrible joke writer, but no, this is DUDEWEEDLMAO's fault for taking a shitty joke up the ass like a blithering retard. Oh no someone I agree with politically was joked about, I must defend her. Fucking boring jerk off.
I agree, it’s kinda like last week when people pretending to be outraged & offended by that unfunny female comedian who made fun of Sarah Huckabee Sanders at the White House Correspondence dinner. The joke wasn’t funny but overall it was a pretty tame joke but the fake outrage that followed by people who are politically aligned with Sanders was obnoxious to say the least.
Jim pretends to be outraged when he says shit like "I'm sick of Star Wars! Fuck the force!" Instead of not liking it, he makes a big dramatic issue of it, like a fag with nothing to say.
Jim doesn’t do any show prep, he doesn’t even appear to have a general idea of the things on his mind that he might want to discuss on the air. No, Jimmy is a blank slate, nothing interesting going on in that mind, so when he fakes outrage about some arbitrary thing like Star Wars it’s an act, he’s been doing it forever, it’s the angery Jimmy shtick. It’s a shtick & it’s always been & when listening to old episodes it’s obvious that this act has been going on for awhile as a cheap why to create content & kill the clock. The only real angry Jimmy that’s ever been real is when his entitled bitch-ass throws a fit about his breakfast order. As much as I’d like to say it’s a new development in his character but it’s been going on forever but it was just funnier back when it was new & it seemed like he was legitimately angry but it was all a bullshite bit that he has beaten over the head for almost 20 years.
Says the comedian who spent three decades chasing his bizarre sissy cum-slut fantasies instead of forming actual relationships with actual non-sex worker people. He spent his entire adult life trying to replicate the forbidden thrill he felt upon being molested, now he's Doctor Vagina.
New evidence is showing long-term effects of marijuana use that wasn't recognized just years ago. There's no reason to assume any drug is completely harmless well taken over a long term. Old Tommy is probably so deranged and senile the fucker can't think straight and doesn't know how to react to humor anymore.
Fucking boring hippy. Yeah, she's "awesome." Bitch sat in a VC anti aircraft gun and laughed about it, while people Tommy knew were over there getting their face blown off. What a dumb fucking irrelevant old stoner.
You know he paced around his house motherfucking Tommy Chong the scumbag but would chase Tommy down the street to pose for a vacant eyed picture where he is half smiling next to a disinterested 80 year old stoner.
Isn't Chong's whole gimmick "whoa pot is cool maaaan." What a stupid 70's cornball. If guys like him or Hicks were in their prime today they would be seen as hacks.
My uncle would often reminisce fondly of his days in The Nam. He told me he and his whole unit often fantasized about finding Hanoi Jane after capturing some Gook fire base she was visiting. How he and his squad mates would take turns fucking her, making her drink piss, etc. Loved those stories as a boy.
You'd think when you get that old it would sink in not to look for any excuse to be sanctimoniously, brattily, humorlessly offended. That it's teenage girl mentality and there are more important concerns, like, funerals and wills and afterlives and stuff like that. Guess not.
ALL women are beautiful, 18 or 80. Stop paying attention to the superficial media that tells you women are done by 40. Jane is beautiful inside and out.
83 comments
1 IbDotLoyingAwright 2018-05-09
Slammed his ass. I hope that's real
1 TheDarkFezRises 2018-05-09
Fffffffffuckin white knight ssssssscumbags.
1 Kurt_Love 2018-05-09
Worm is now doing opie level twitter jokes. Huhuh Joan rivers face is like game of thrones death traps!!
1 throwawizzlemahnizzl 2018-05-09
rusted? say rusty you stilted faggog
1 harriswill 2018-05-09
commonality of language
1 ChrisBenoit_Daycare 2018-05-09
All anyone will see is comedy icon Tommy Chong talking down to a D-list comic. Hopefully Jimmy is bombarded with stoner hate today.
1 RBuddCumia 2018-05-09
This is almost as great as the Norm blueberry incident. It proves just putting a little thought into Norton’s “jokes” kills them.
1 Fat_Head_Carl 2018-05-09
"Not cool, maaaan"
1 Rainbowuser13 2018-05-09
That’s a tough one man....You have on one hand a part of an iconic duo,on the other a D-list piss drinker that can’t sell out a local chuckle hit.....sniff...
1 VicDumb 2018-05-09
I wanted to call Chong a white-knighting cunt for this, but it’s somewhat satisfying to see one of the biggest white-knighting cunts alive get it done to him.
1 TossyMcSalad 2018-05-09
i'm immediately reminded of Jim bombing hard infront of Norm Macdonald with his ''Henry Fonda picking blueberries'' blunder. Sad!
1 IbDotLoyingAwright 2018-05-09
Fonda jokes are not his expertise
1 A_Real_OG_Readmore 2018-05-09
Maybe Tommy's just not Fonda Jimmy's jokes. Tss.
1 SHITLORD_CUNTDICK 2018-05-09
Not to defend Jim, but he didn't bomb with that line. Norm just had the perfect response.
1 lowendranger 2018-05-09
It was a real meeting of the mind.
1 JimNortonUnfunnyFag 2018-05-09
Jim's bad joke is the reason he chimed in. The joke is 'less funny and more insulting'. It's fine to be insulting, but funny needs to drive it. ESPECIALLY in print. So... Dumb cunt Chong chimes in. He is a cunt, but not for this... This is Jimmy's fault for being a terrible joke writer.
1 KennethFresno 2018-05-09
Jim may be a terrible joke writer, but no, this is DUDEWEEDLMAO's fault for taking a shitty joke up the ass like a blithering retard. Oh no someone I agree with politically was joked about, I must defend her. Fucking boring jerk off.
1 IbDotLoyingAwright 2018-05-09
Good point
1 Sicboy69 2018-05-09
I agree, it’s kinda like last week when people pretending to be outraged & offended by that unfunny female comedian who made fun of Sarah Huckabee Sanders at the White House Correspondence dinner. The joke wasn’t funny but overall it was a pretty tame joke but the fake outrage that followed by people who are politically aligned with Sanders was obnoxious to say the least.
1 JimNortonUnfunnyFag 2018-05-09
Jim pretends to be outraged when he says shit like "I'm sick of Star Wars! Fuck the force!" Instead of not liking it, he makes a big dramatic issue of it, like a fag with nothing to say.
1 Sicboy69 2018-05-09
Jim doesn’t do any show prep, he doesn’t even appear to have a general idea of the things on his mind that he might want to discuss on the air. No, Jimmy is a blank slate, nothing interesting going on in that mind, so when he fakes outrage about some arbitrary thing like Star Wars it’s an act, he’s been doing it forever, it’s the angery Jimmy shtick. It’s a shtick & it’s always been & when listening to old episodes it’s obvious that this act has been going on for awhile as a cheap why to create content & kill the clock. The only real angry Jimmy that’s ever been real is when his entitled bitch-ass throws a fit about his breakfast order. As much as I’d like to say it’s a new development in his character but it’s been going on forever but it was just funnier back when it was new & it seemed like he was legitimately angry but it was all a bullshite bit that he has beaten over the head for almost 20 years.
1 JimNortonUnfunnyFag 2018-05-09
You just described someone who shouldn't host a daily topical show.
1 Kenn_Kennerson 2018-05-09
angery
1 Sicboy69 2018-05-09
Yep, it seems I misspelled angry, my apologies.
1 JimNortonUnfunnyFag 2018-05-09
Chong has always been the loud mouth cunt and Cheech is always the guy you want to hang out with. But yeah, Jim sucks cock and is terrible at comedy.
1 BiggBiggerson 2018-05-09
stay out of this civilian
1 JimNortonUnfunnyFag 2018-05-09
With a name like BiggBiggerson, I will have to kneel to your comedic mastery, you queef.
1 satanssockpuppet 2018-05-09
Says the comedian who spent three decades chasing his bizarre sissy cum-slut fantasies instead of forming actual relationships with actual non-sex worker people. He spent his entire adult life trying to replicate the forbidden thrill he felt upon being molested, now he's Doctor Vagina.
1 lecherousex 2018-05-09
THIS RIGHT HERE
1 Not_My_Real_Acct_ 2018-05-09
Here's Tommy Chong's wife. She's 71. Wouldja?
https://scontent-lax3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t31.0-8/171416_10150127791761882_7575107_o.jpg?_nc_cat=0&oh=976cc75f643927151cf5099567280a60&oe=5B96120B
1 dopef123 2018-05-09
Wow she's gotta be in the upper .00001% of 70+ year olds when it comes to looks. That's nuts.
1 Mod_Impersonator 2018-05-09
Holy shit, this bitch was born in 1948. https://images.fandango.com/ImageRenderer/0/0/redesign/static/img/default_poster.png/0/images/masterrepository/performer%20images/p12946/shelbychong-nightceremony-13.jpg
1 antchya 2018-05-09
Why did Jim write that in Kelsey Cook voice?
1 IbDotLoyingAwright 2018-05-09
HER DOORS WERE RUSTED SHUT SO I TRIED USING MY GARAGE DOOR OPENER
1 LamarThePotato 2018-05-09
Jim doesn't know, he keeps his doors well oiled.
1 Chuck_Chasem 2018-05-09
Oiled with egg whites.
1 LamarThePotato 2018-05-09
Norwegian ostrich eggs, not any type of egg.
1 DryTeeth 2018-05-09
It is a fucking strange remark by Tommy though... "like you would know, huh Jim?"
Like he would know about an 80yr old woman's vagina being comparable to a rusted shop door? Well no. No man would know.
Whether the 'rusted state of Jane Honda's vagina' is an absolute truth really wasnt the point. That seemed to be completely lost on Tommy.
While Jimmy has become a bit of a cunty cock sucker the last few years....the joke wasn't bad - and Tommy Chong' s response was fucking weird.
1 FlashVirus 2018-05-09
New evidence is showing long-term effects of marijuana use that wasn't recognized just years ago. There's no reason to assume any drug is completely harmless well taken over a long term. Old Tommy is probably so deranged and senile the fucker can't think straight and doesn't know how to react to humor anymore.
https://theconversation.com/does-cannabis-cause-mental-illness-54890
1 mb0087 2018-05-09
Princess Alena closed up shop too didn't he?
1 UhLookHereMan 2018-05-09
the butt won't shut
1 oskimon 2018-05-09
Bills to pay
1 Andkcojskaosncicoanw 2018-05-09
Jimmy hates when his "girlfriends" even have shops, he doesn't know anything about them being open.
1 Doc_McCoyXYZ 2018-05-09
Fucking boring hippy. Yeah, she's "awesome." Bitch sat in a VC anti aircraft gun and laughed about it, while people Tommy knew were over there getting their face blown off. What a dumb fucking irrelevant old stoner.
1 IbDotLoyingAwright 2018-05-09
You still having such emotional thoughts about it is even more pathetic.
1 Doc_McCoyXYZ 2018-05-09
Yeah, "cool guy!" I don't care about ANYTHING, mmmmMMMAANNN!!
1 FlashVirus 2018-05-09
Yeah you're right. The edgelords on this subreddit get annoying after a while. It's like yeah we get it already.
1 iWhoreSchortSchorts 2018-05-09
Are you mocking edgelords or stoners? Kind of tough to tell with the maaaan.
1 Doc_McCoyXYZ 2018-05-09
Edgelord stoners.
1 CuckECheese 2018-05-09
Well we don't care for you either!
1 TurningFrogsGay 2018-05-09
Go bitch about it to your friends at the American Legion you’re ineligible for.
1 Doc_McCoyXYZ 2018-05-09
I think you have to be a vet, so...I cant.
1 ui41 2018-05-09
I think that’s what ineligible means.
1 iWhoreSchortSchorts 2018-05-09
Ineligible means tomato to me.
1 juanwayne 2018-05-09
Tommy chong is funny bc of weed lolz
1 XenusWingman 2018-05-09
"Love the Doug Benson too.".
1 tremendousaurus 2018-05-09
There’s a Tommy Chong autograph for your collection, Jim.
1 iWhoreSchortSchorts 2018-05-09
You know he paced around his house motherfucking Tommy Chong the scumbag but would chase Tommy down the street to pose for a vacant eyed picture where he is half smiling next to a disinterested 80 year old stoner.
1 KennethFresno 2018-05-09
The original DUDEWEEDLMAO. Cheech and Chong is fucking shit.
1 Abarf 2018-05-09
Cheech was pretty talented, Chong sucks.
1 stoplookinggatmeswan 2018-05-09
Tommy Chongs halfnegro daughter was kinda hot in the 80s. she could get it in that c thomas howell blackface movie
1 magicjohnsonpositivy 2018-05-09
Tommy Chong is a hack cunt
1 wicked_crayfish 2018-05-09
Jim Norton ass went out of business after that mental patient stuck his giant dick up his shitter.
1 AlchemyWizard 2018-05-09
Jane Fonda was, is, and always will be a useless VC loving cunt. The end.
1 berserka-cawk 2018-05-09
And Jim will always be a useless VD loving cunt.
1 momomike 2018-05-09
This probably killed Norton, that celebrity worshipping faggot.
1 RapistWithHIV 2018-05-09
He's probably power dm'ing mr Chong about what a GENIIIUUUUSS he genuinely thinks he is.
1 Yaseetheo 2018-05-09
Tommy is basically saying "you go girl!". Fucking yuck.
1 HookerMouth82 2018-05-09
Any of you fuckers insulting Tommy Chong are going on the list.
1 Sks44 2018-05-09
Tommy Chong White knighting for Hanoi Jane.
Jimmy finally had a chance to look like a man. I bet he grovels.
1 Ants_Oily_Hair 2018-05-09
How is this tommy chong being literal bafoon? He's talking down to a bitch ass nigga.
1 FlashVirus 2018-05-09
Isn't Chong's whole gimmick "whoa pot is cool maaaan." What a stupid 70's cornball. If guys like him or Hicks were in their prime today they would be seen as hacks.
1 stoplookinggatmeswan 2018-05-09
Still better than that fag Doug "DUDE WEED MAN 420!!" Benson ever was. At least Chong was funny in his day.
1 doodoopeepees 2018-05-09
Punching down is not cool. A civilian wouldn't understand.
1 Not_My_Real_Acct_ 2018-05-09
COMEDY WAR
1 darklydreamingdayln 2018-05-09
My uncle would often reminisce fondly of his days in The Nam. He told me he and his whole unit often fantasized about finding Hanoi Jane after capturing some Gook fire base she was visiting. How he and his squad mates would take turns fucking her, making her drink piss, etc. Loved those stories as a boy.
1 optimus187 2018-05-09
Jimmy BTFO
1 packitchofsositch 2018-05-09
You'd think when you get that old it would sink in not to look for any excuse to be sanctimoniously, brattily, humorlessly offended. That it's teenage girl mentality and there are more important concerns, like, funerals and wills and afterlives and stuff like that. Guess not.
1 Yakovpiscopo 2018-05-09
Why is Tommy arguing with some civilian?
1 tranthonycumiashow 2018-05-09
She really isn't... I get that Jim Norton is becoming a dumb hack but don't defend Jane Fonda just to bash this fuck.
1 Fatalvision2 2018-05-09
Tommy Chong about as unfunny as anyone
1 Psikly 2018-05-09
He has the worst luck with Fonda-oriented material.
1 Billyassman 2018-05-09
Fuck Traitor Jane and her commie Cunt .Fuck senile Chong or is it Charlie Cong.
1 RacistPigeon 2018-05-09
Tommy you’re an idiot and she’s a cunt with a dried out defective cunt. Oh and fuck you too Jim
1 CHILLSmannn 2018-05-09
fukin bured that cock sucka
1 pomegranate2012 2018-05-09
Yeah, like Jim would know!
ALL women are beautiful, 18 or 80. Stop paying attention to the superficial media that tells you women are done by 40. Jane is beautiful inside and out.
1 moeboogie 2018-05-09
A period and a question mark? Nice punctuation stupid!
1 DruzziI 2018-05-09
Ironic considering you consistently have the worst grammar around.
1 BelindaBlinkedThrice 2018-05-09
I didn't believe it but it's actually true: https://twitter.com/tommychong/status/994101623054942208?s=09
1 berserka-cawk 2018-05-09
And Jim will always be a useless VD loving cunt.
1 stoplookinggatmeswan 2018-05-09
Still better than that fag Doug "DUDE WEED MAN 420!!" Benson ever was. At least Chong was funny in his day.