Gay Fieri.....? eww

Oh my god you fucking liar "they wanted to show it in times square and I said no".

He was a big radio star, need he remind you?

I'm surprised he didn't say Tim Sabean offered him a Super Bowl commercial, too. He turned down all these promotion ideas management was eager to pump money into because he wanted to "do it his way".

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They wanted to shut down all advertising in Times Square for an entire hour to play Opie's podcast. I'm fucking dying at the enormity of the lie.

I know this is unbelievable. But isn’t it funny?

How in the fuck would this even work? It's a purely audio show. They're going to blare out his show at 100000000 decibels so that it can be heard in Times Square?

He's the worst liar ever.

The suits are keeping the visual element from him

What's fascinating is for every massive lie like that, he also said plenty of self deprecating things about how much he sucks now. He's constantly oscillating between the objective truth and compulsive lying. It's disturbing.

He's trying to play an aw shucks guy but he really isn't. He's really arrogant deep down. And to do an aw shucks guy you have to get a lot of acclaim which he doesn't have. So he has to pretend he's got that as well. It's kind of interesting to watch.

They also wanted to do it in London

Opies podcast already has more fans than Games of Thrones.

Manch-vegas?

Opie pulled a Goebbels.

Kanye West was going to be his first guest but he went with Carl instead. Times square my ass.

You literally started you gay post with " OMG". You fairy

Obviously, you're not a golfer.

Nice payoff, stupid

It seems the opster is trying to capitalize on the IRL streaming trend without the video while keeping the worst, most hated elements of his previous radio show.

https://app.westwoodonepodcasts.com/podcast/oZBC4kx2whSm7hXKY

delet this

He's delusional. We can't even pretend it's good to annoy Anthony.

We can’t even pretend it’s good enough to annoy Scorch

Yeesh we can't even pretend it's good enough to annoy Imus or somethin

You all wanted this. Now you've got it.

I don’t think any of us wanted this

We've already had it before. This is Opie's pop-up show without visuals.

Someone please timestamp when he walks Into the Traffic.

*cakestamp

You know I earned that???

Having a hard time falling asleep... This should do the trick.

The Scott and Todd show was radio gold next to this derivative dogshit.

It’s not derivative of anything. It is a total existential void.

He should derive or a cerliff, the feraggot

Same here. No sleep meds tonight this'll do the trick

Really helps me get all of the shit out of my system. Forget yogurt this is amazing for digestion

same

That’s about how far I made it. Didn’t even look at the time I just shut it down.

Same

Leave it alone

https://my.mixtape.moe/erxdwn.mp3

Somebody tell me this isn't the actual podcast. Is this just an old pop up show you posted? Is there a visual element? 5 minutes of two unfunny people talking about Carl's cabin that we can't see?

Is this seriously what he came up with after 10 months?

I hate myself but I finished it. I'm dumbfounded with how bad that was. The way they ended it defies description.

Teasing multiple times that they will talk about why Carl is living in the woods (obviously his wife left him) and then never getting to it because Carl told a bullshit sex story was perfect Opie ship steering. What a disaster.

Does he mention Anthony at all? I just want these fuckers at each other's throats, it's the only interesting thing to glean from any of this embarrassment.

That would have been interesting... So of course not.

In the last 9 months or so, Carl's drinking seems to have ramped up from "fun dad" to full blown alcoholic. If his wife has left him, that's probably why. And the blame can be placed solely on Opie, getting the refugee's hopes of media relevancy up like that. Cruel!

I was hoping Mrs. Chipperson caused this.

I certainly can't finish the podcast but I live in the woods on a dirt road. Getting a job that pays more than twice what I make now and considering keeping it as a retreat.

the amount of hiss is insane...

You’re gonna tell THE DESTROYER how to produce?! Do you know how long he’s been in radio?

Ignore the fawkin' haters.

Opie's podcast sounds like every skit from Real Rock TV

door open ding "ohhh i gotta put on my seat belt" faggot

I made it almost 3 minutes. It's not even worth listening to mock. Could anyone's life be so dull that they would actually seek this out and listen to it for entertainment?

He's driving in a car and doing a tour of Carl's house...except we can't see anything. It's a radio show! Holy shit, this is so ill-conceived!

That's Mein Fuhrer!

Was it Heil Honey, I'm Home?

yes it was

3 minutes and 10 seconds is all I could do....this is so bad.

I think this is at least his third chance

Even better.

It actually gets better later. Mostly because, as much as I hate to admit, Carl is pretty good at radio / podcasts / telling stories.

Did they have Guy do his intro over the phone? Why would they use that for THE FIRST INTRO OF A NEW SHOW what absolute garbage

Remember to listen around the 29 minute mark if you want to hear a historic moment.

He is like Ted Kaczynski in a cabin building bombs, just of different kind.

No man, let's get up the numbazh!

https://play.google.com/music/listen#/ps/Igxpt4kp6t6xf46nf7olvbiq5tq

And then never listen again.

Some of you legitimately thought that this might be decent. It's not even listenable.

Point out these heretics immediately

Its still worth gettomg Anthony pissed off

How much do you think the rights to RATM's cover of Street Fighting Man cost?

It's like the cover of a shitty cover so I'm guessing 10 bucks.

4 minutes in & this is spectacularly awful. I wonder how long fake Westwood One is going to put up with his bullshit.

This was really boring. I can't stand the cuban.

Thats exactly what this is.... its not good, its not bad, its not funny, its not cringey..... its just plain old fucking boring. Two irrelevant people just talking about nothing of any value whatsoever....

Listening to it, Opie keeps referencing radio as if this thing he's recording is actual radio and not just a podcast

"My sister and I had to share a bike because my family was poor. How old was she? She was 12... no, she was 16 I think and I was 10."

Holy fuck. I thought I hated Opie before. He's not even 15 minutes in before he's relating some story that makes no sense, is unrelated to anything, and clearly isn't true.

"had to take my lunch to school in a FAWKIN cement bag"

Who has siblings and hasnt had to share a bike? I only had 2 siblings and we shared everything. Its called being a non-cunt of a kid

What about the load

He's a serial liar and I hate him. Thank you for helping me hate him, everybody. For a while I thought he was the mastermind behind OnA. But he's a big fat bullshit artist.

-Lynsi

How old was she? She was 12... no, she was 16 I think

I wonder if Ant will accuse Opie of ripping him off here.

WAIT A MINUTE.

Remember when Opie said that his dad used to make him and his brother "plow" the backyard "farm" by tying some sheet metal to their bikes and make them ride in tandem?

This Opie might be stretching the truth somewhere along the way.

I also remember him telling a story about how he and his brother used to plow fields with their bikes. Absolute bullshit, but even in that lie, they had more than one bike.

He said ALL his siblings got bikes to plow the land tho remember? He cant even keep up with his own shitty lies

Jesus how did I miss the riveting backyard plow story?

Ok it's painful, but I can listen to this for a few more seconds than Ant's bullshit.

I don't always drive around in the woods, but when I do it sounds exactly like I'm in a soundproof studio, completely free from any sounds of nature or automobile.

MY RESPONSE: It's theater of the mind, brotherman!

Yes, but how big is it?

As your imagination!

Dare I say it's fake and gay.

"I'm now putting on my seat belt. I'm now getting out of my truck."

Didn't you know that all good "on-location" podcasts rely on moment-by-moment descriptions of every action rather than audio to capture, say, a seat belt clicking or footsteps through the dead leaves? What trash.

Turd? Turd?! Turd?!!!

You didn't hear the leaves?

that intro with Guy Fierri shittily recorded over a phone followed by Opie saying westwood one wanted to do the first show in front of a live audience with “a ton of fans” and he opted out to record in his car instead because he knows no one would show up.

i’m like 20 seconds in and so far it’s gold.

You got a look at it this way: we’re basically going to get to watch Opie slowly lose his mind or fall apart. Whatever is the last of his career is going to fall apart and we get to hear it. Pretty exciting actually

Agreed.

After the obvious lie about Westwood offering to make Episode 1 a huge event, Opie says “Why am I in the woods? I used to be a huge radio star!”

He can’t even lie right.

I wish that Opie asked this question while being driven to the hospital by Silvio Dante.

"I see the Dunkin' Donuts, thank you. I'm a big fan of D&D"

Oh, Opie...Florentine will not be pleased in the unlikely event he hears this.

Dunkin' Donuts is the shit and fuck florentine for hating it. The faggot also won't eat a cookie, maybe if he did his wife would still be with him.

gotta go with the F man on this one, DnD coffee is piss

Now you've gone too far

Florentine kind of scucks

You've got to love the maturity and integrity of a man whose wardrobe consists solely of heavy metal concert t-shirts and ripped jeans.

I'd watch a Opie, Carl, Vic & Sherrod Dungeons & Dragons Stream.

It would be too hard for those zilches to understand and Vic would just get mad at having to play with retards.

What a hack.

This man is a delusional cocksucker.

Carl Ruiz is absolutely the worst person from the O&A expanded universe.

He's not part of the canon

I see your Carl Ruiz and raise you Sherrod Small

I see your Carl Ruiz and raise you Sherrod Small

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I see your sherrod is a nigger and raise you sherrod is a nigger

They're both awful but I think Carl edges out Sherrod. They're both hateable for their entitled attitudes (Carl called Paul a peasant and "the help" and Sherrod responded to a statement Paul made by telling Opie to "check his staff")

Just because you work in the kitchen doesn't mean you make the heat!

Opie had both of them vehemently defend him against a lowly staffer who had the courage to stand up for another staff member who had been filmed by Opie while taking a shit. Opie pointed to their defense of him as a reason that Paul and Roland were "in the wrong", without letting anyone know that at the time he was personally paying them both $750 a day. Opie is and always will be the worst out of everyone by a huge margin.

Dont worry he's been retconned from the lore.

Carl’s problem is that he is cynical and hates stuff, but does nothing clever or funny with his dislike of shit. He hates craft beer, he hates people who like vinyl records. Great - lots of people who hate these things are insufferable. But why do you hate these things and how do you make it funny? He doesn’t do shit with it. At least jimmy and and hate Derek jeter and jazz music and make something out of it.

I feel like he hates that stuff because he thinks he's supposed to.

Cumia has been tweeting non stop since midnite. We get it, you're not listening.

Ant talks like a jealous ex-girlfriend.

He's not wrong though

bold choice to record the Fieri intro on a wax cylinder with one of Mr. Edison's phonograph machines

Guy had to be coerced into even doing a shitty 30 second phone call

At gunpoint most likely.

Unironicly. This level of hackness could only make a listener feel dead inside.

Carl Ruiz is horrendous

@26:10 "eeeh, I don't like stouts"

A few seconds later "I don't know if I like stouts or not"

Fucking asshole still doesn't know if he likes things or not. He's learned nothing in his time off.

He's figuring it out, brotherman.

"What makes a stout, a stout?"

This really is a PFG podcast.

No shit. It’s radio. Choose a side even if you don’t agree with it because that’s how you generate feedback in conversation. Having a point and defending it. This is why he always sucked.

What an indecisive queer. Why would Opie like dark beers based on roasted grains with typically pretty high alcohol contents for beer when we know 2 percent alcohol grapefruit shandies are more his speed? Pick a side, you wimp. You don't like stouts, your friend does, go.

He is so afraid to be "wrong" in a situation where there is no "right" answer. It's infuriating.

Cause we never went through that on the old radio show a-at, uh...at that satellite company.

Opie displaying yet another Scorchism. Don't plug the competition.

Little doggie company all over again.

He got Guy Fieri to do his intro. I think that says it all.

Carl got Guy Fieri, if he remembers Opie for anything it's that time a faggy intern cried because he swallowed alcohol

"baby sammy no like steak"

This is way sadder than I imagined. He keeps saying Sabien wanted him to do a Times Square podcast on a jumbo tron with his A list celebrity friends. What the fuck?

I wonder why they didnt go with that plan....

Ugh, I hate to admit it, but I got into it for a minute, and wanted to argue with Carl about salmon - this might not be a total failure.

take it back

I didn't say it was good! I said at one, very brief moment, it sounded like a show!

Just because Carl Ruiz is a retard diesn't mean this retarded show is a show!

You can tell they had to edit out dead air between every sentence because this jackass cant talk without saying “uhhhhhh” every 10 seconds.

The first Ad is for Jim Ross’ Wrestling podcast lol

This. Is. Fucking. Terrible.

Nice legacy, stupid

I don't understand what this is or what the point of it is.

Either does he.

Did he.. did he intentionally take his seatbelt off so the warning would beep and he could say “oh sorry let me put that on” ?

That seemed oddly forced and scripted for no redeeming value

yep

Yea bc it didn’t bother him the whole ride into the woods but when he’s 800 feet from the destination he has to put it on.

You know he thought of that gag weeks ago.

I fucking hate Opie. I can't take it.

Lol

This is very not good

Imagine the horror of 3rd world click/review farmers who had to hear this shit.

My faves:

--Tits phony poker face cool guy bringing up having sex with a black chick, or trying--a story which went nowhere since he clams up about sex talk since all the stories are lies

--Guy "Fieri" over-pronouncing his own fake last name, which I'm sure he always does, to make sure we don't hear it "Ferry" which is his real last name (he changed it)

--Tits saying at one point how good he is at radio

--The horrible tease at the end after the show just peters out boringly... wherein we can hear Carl is legitimately sad at Tits having chugged his shitty chocolate beer

P.S. I believe they really were in some shitty cabin in the woods. Not that makes any difference.

I was JUST listening to Stephen Kings Pet Sematary narrated by Michael C. Hall. What a fucking drop in quality

Opie Radio: Sometimes Dead is Better

Nope, dont wanna go down that road. Legend says theres a boring podcast and a couple of fags in a cabin down that road.

what the fuck is this

is he trying to parody that NPR show? (where they like go to some remote town investigating useless garbage?)

Any faggot who was serious over the weekend that they thought this dogshit would be better dogshit than the dogshit Anthony and Jim have been putting out should fucking kill themselves now

Say dogshit again.

This guy gets the bit

I was looking for a reason to,thanks

He’s just gross to listen to. Fucking slobbery mouthed idiot

I made it 11 minutes. This show just does...... NOTHING. It completely hinges on the necessity of the listener already being a huge Opie fan, which already ain't such a huge pool of folks.

Utterly alienating to anyone that's never heard of him and is checking out a new podcast.

that's the consensus

I can't imagine what new listeners would even think. It literally is an awful piece of work.

"which already ain't such a huge pool of folks." Tell that to the thousands of fans and A list celebrities waiting in Times Square by the jumbo screen fella.

Opie doing a subpar show? Next thing you know Jim Norton will be middle of the road.

I broke up with girls over the years cause the smell wasn't right. I'm like-I'm like-the-the smells not right, this means something with nature. I'm moving on.

Opie claims that he's broken up with multiple girlfriends over their vaginal odor while Cuban claims he would stay with a hot garbage pussy no matter how awful the stench was.

skateboarder cum makes eastern Pennsylvania pussy smell like warm cotton candy

Oof.

This has all of Scorch's worst qualities with zero of the humor or hapless charisma.

No, it happened in front of MY old shack in the woods!

now that it's out who has the worst show: opie, ant or o&j?

J&S

Fuck the high ratings to annoy Ant shit. Kill this faggotry now please

That Guy intro sounds like that actor/biker one of you hired to cosplay bro joe.

hey guys just got here what big comedic names did he get for his grand first epis....oh

I've been podcasting since I was 54.. I know this fawking business

Well this is fucking terrible and boring

I cant see myself listening to this. It will be carl, vic, sherrod, and opie having the same boring conversation. Nothing will be earth shattering. All the old O & A guests like Vos and Bobby Kelly bad mouthed him. The only newer guest that was on after the jimmy split was normand and he hates opie too. Opie will probably have the judges from guys grocery games on as his big time stars. What a joke.

0:53 seconds in, I want to like it, I wanna give Opie a chance but I’m already cringing, I had to pause it, I have work in the morning goddamnit

"'cause you're gonna be late for work!"

None of us have jobs, Guy.

4 minutes and 1 second.

Someone should make a YouTube informing the world a very mean man who smashed a homeless mans cake has a podcast that needs a rating.

I'm ALL IN

Where are our YouTubers at? sniff

We all knew this wouldn't be good, but Opie's "Heh heh yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeah kid!" after Carl describes a girl as "looking fierce" is awful on a level I couldn't have even imagined.

This probes you listened to the whole thing, dumbass

Yeah he fawkin' probed the entire episode for yumah and didn't find anything tsst tsst

do you like how they call themselves bro?

2 seconds in and I already wanna blow the top of my head off with a shotgun

Well, its not getting any better so youd better just go for it.

Honestly what more did we expect.

I just realized Opie is using an old timey microphone in his logo just like Ant with Compound Media.

All shitty old men use that stock old timey microphone logo. wherever you see that you know to not listen

Carl sounds like he thought associating with Opie would financially benefit him so he was nice to him when they first met but now that he knows what a colossal zilch Opie really is, it's too late for him to back out of their friendship. Honestly Opie doesn't sound like he really gives a shit about Carl either, he just needs a warm body with a TV credit to tolerate his horseshit and reinforce his belief that he's still somehow in the loop of the entertainment industry

Great post, but why would it be too late for Carl to back out of their friendship? It's not like he signed anything.

I would love to hear all the lies Tits told Carl "in confidence" over the last 8-9 months, about all his potential deals.

Like Lester Diamond to Ginger: "you're gonna get yours, and you're gonna get yours first!"

Wasn't the Cuban even teasing big deals right after Tits got fired? I seem to remember Cuban tweeting something like "big announcement next week", and this was several months back.

Maybe that was around the Rochester "Bro Trip", which, to be fair, was a big deal.

Management loves the direction of the show.

A literally phoned in intro from Guy Fieri? Damn man he was serious about big celebs.

There's HORRENDOUS edits like the ones they used to jocktober.

Oh god, Carl Ruiz got Guy Fieri to phone in an Opie Radio opener? It sounds SO bad lol Shittty ass phone quality.

I have to keep turning it off every 8 minutes. I’ll get through it though

Thank you for your service. I'm not going to listen to it.

It’s just.. nothing. And yet they’re cracking up at every statement

jesus fucking christ, it sounds like every half sentence is edited together 'takes' like he's practiced doing the lines repeatedly and has had a poorly paid intern to stitch into something remotely coherent. very disturbing intro too, clearly all lies

Just a couple chuckle fucks in the woods.

I have, and always will be, jealous of his success. It's amazing that he not only went through a period in life where he made more than minimum wage, but millions of dollars.

His IQ can't be higher than 70.

Tom Myers go on OpieRadio

I haven't really been much on the opie bashing bandwagon, and tried to give this an honest chance. But I'm tapping out after 15 minutes. What the fuck is this? Where's the funny? Where's the talent in this? This makes me feel like I could start a podcast with my buddy in a garage, just babbling about inane nothingness and it'd be at least as good as this.

Obviously, you're not a golfer.

the funny

It would probably be better.

This sounds like the dunce pocket dialled you and you have to listen to him for an hour interacting with others trying to convince himself his fake fun loving laughter is justified

Lol

Four mins in and tapped out. Opie must believe people are dim if he expects to believe any of that crap about in front of a live studio audience and jumbotron drivel. Was probably written down as brainstorming idea without any research.

And Opie being in media for how many decades did the basic school boy error. Starts talking about things he can see without properly explaining it and talking like everyone else can see it. Like he does with his walk and talk's on his phone.

Apart nobody can see what the fuck he's drivelling on about.

3 minutes in, my left brain-half shriveled up and died.

What a bunch of complete fucking horse shit. Who the fuck would unironically listens to this ?

Maybe an unpopular opinion, but Carl seems like a likeable, witty fellow, and the stuff about the beer was pretty interesting. Paired with someone funny, I think he'd be great as a guest. I get the impression he sees desparation in Opie though... I guess he'll stick with him til the money runs out.

Opie's contribution was a complete shambles though. He doesn't have the personality to front a podcast. He got away with that "ship steering" stuff on radio, I guess, but you really can't just sit back when you're doing a podcast called "the Opie Show".

Carl is not likable or witty. The two of them are awful.

It’s impossible to listen to and far worse than I thought it could ever be. Westwood One can’t possibly be paying for this.

This show is awful and the mad cuban should be put on a fucking deportation cargo boat. He really is the most hateable person to ever be in front of a microphone. I really want this hippo toothed wetback piece of shit to die in the most horrific way possible.

Opie is the most undeserving person to ever make a fucking dime from being on the air or doing useless online material. I fucking pray that he ends up divorced and dead broke, living in a fucking box.

I haven’t listened to the podcast btw, I just read the comments and I trust your judgment.

Why is this a screenshot and not the actual link to his show?

Dip's back on the menu boys!

People are giving Opie shit for his fake stories, but does anybody believe anything Carl said, especially that threesome story? My god, that was 10 minutes of non-stop cringe.

Okay, i made it like 2-3 minutes. Has he cut the gaps in the original audio recording? i'm certain i can hear it.

The only way Westwood One is making a dollar off this is if they’re charging The Op-ster rent for using their podcasting stuff.

Give him credit for making it infinitely worse then expected

I love how Opie's voice is all bassy first thing. He can't help it it's just how it is when he starts. Of course then he forgets and starts speaking normally and the remembers again that he just can't help it. Goood morning and that was Kids by MGMT

I don’t wanna listen to it...

ok im one of the few who thinks opie does have a talent. in broadcasting he was a key factor with anthony and kept the show from turning into...well, you know. non stop columbo and race. they actually had chemistry, maybe it was based on hatred but so what. but this....no this is self indulgent boring dogshit. im expecting opie to drive to vic henleys house next and im sure sherrod is somewhere on the agenda.

Guys in the woods...... seems kinda gay

Is that seriously the best photo he could come up with for a promo shot?

How many times could he say A list celebrity? What A list celeb does he know that would appear on that shit show?

I made it a minute and a half.. This guy has lost his mind.

Downloaded the Westwood one app 3 minutes ago start listening to opies podcast for exactly 21 seconds. He's driving to the mad Cubans house. Uninstalled app, stopped listening.

Pancake tits house

Holy shit his podcast is horrible. Unlistenable.

Go, opie, go!

Is Opie doing a Blues brothers bit. Next Episode he and Carl jump into Opies Ex Police Truck and head to Harlem to Enlist "Big Tongue Smalls". Together this Motley Crew take a road trip to the Carolinas and after a run in with some of Ants Nazi Pals, they bust Vic Henley out of the KKK and Crack some road Sodas. Unfortunately not even chicken wire is gonna save them from the wrath of the listeners who run them out of town and back to Obscurity!

This is pretty much exactly what I expected.

It's somewhat redeeming that Carl is calling out his bullshit, pretty much at every step.

This is his second chance, a gift to prove the haters wrong.

- Scorch-esque intro.

- Literally had the best part of a year to plan this, didn't prepare in any way whatsoever.

- The big concept for the first show is going to some guys cabin for no obvious reason.

- The man who cannot improvise a single funny thought insists on winging it for an hour.

- His backup was another thoroughly uninteresting man.

This has to be self parody.

He really did pull a scorch with all that time square lying

My God... he's a 50+ year old teenager, in the worst of ways.

The beer talk is cringe..

So I give it a month before Westwood One forces him in a studio

Nice podcast stupid.

Carl said "a 1988 ipod." Then he referenced the year 1988 roughly 35 seconds later. Then, when describing blind kids trying to figure out how to get somewhere, he used a deaf person voice

1988 is probably the year he got married, so he keeps blurting it out because his wife just left him.

"they wanted to do a live simulcast in times square"

did they?

They made fun of blind kids. These guys are just assholes.

Here's another cabin near Camp Marcella. This is what Carl's probably looks like too.

https://photos.zillowstatic.com/p_h/ISmexh6xdw6o930000000000.jpg

"You've been here for 5 minutes and you've already ruined everything".

Can't argue with that.

How many truckers are out there giving him 5 stars to offset the assholes in this sub giving 0.

Wow. A shitty phoner opener from Gay Fieri. Terribly noticeable edits at every turn. Pumping up Carl like he is a huge star on the Food Network. Opie's continuous lies and fake stories; his weird oscillations between delusions of grandeur and sobering reality.

And the most telling thing about this? Carl is actually carrying the show, just like Anthony used to. Carl is actually likable.

Opie, retire. Seriously. Go away with your money and the tiny shred of respect in the radio business you might have left and go away. There is nothing to be gained from this.

I just took a look on iTunes, his podcast is currently as #9 on the top podcast list, but if you scroll down the top audio episode list, you’ll find Mr Hughes’s premier podcast splashed in on the charts at #145. All the people who subbed and gave him a visibility boost didn’t download the episode, just listened and gave up letting it fall into obscurity on the list. This is a fantastic start, can’t wait to see this banal, uncreative, unprepared, undeserving ass flounder as his podcast tumbles down the charts.

This is not a show. This is a conversation that my mom and aunt would have at the breakfast table.

I want to create a reverse Schindlers list of all the assholes that thought this was "gunna be guuud" because this fucker knows how to steer da ship.

The intro music made me legit angry. How dare he bastardize it.

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Dunkin' Donuts is the shit and fuck florentine for hating it. The faggot also won't eat a cookie, maybe if he did his wife would still be with him.

We've already had it before. This is Opie's pop-up show without visuals.

I see your Carl Ruiz and raise you Sherrod Small

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They're both awful but I think Carl edges out Sherrod. They're both hateable for their entitled attitudes (Carl called Paul a peasant and "the help" and Sherrod responded to a statement Paul made by telling Opie to "check his staff")

The Scott and Todd show was radio gold next to this derivative dogshit.

Same here. No sleep meds tonight this'll do the trick

Really helps me get all of the shit out of my system. Forget yogurt this is amazing for digestion

I'd watch a Opie, Carl, Vic & Sherrod Dungeons & Dragons Stream.

same

What a hack.

-Lynsi

Jesus how did I miss the riveting backyard plow story?

yes it was