Opie & Anthony Subreddit 2018 Death Pool

20  2018-05-08 by MessyCoffeeFarts

Anyone affiliated with the show, this sub or affiliated podcasts/radio shows is fair game, also anyone who appeared on the show semi regularly or where talked about or jocktobered/generally made fun of is fair game.

Rules are you get 10 spots on your list order doesn't matter, If you guess correctly and someone on your list dies you get 100 points minus their age. Jocktober Bonus: Double points if its a hack/shitty comedian/radio host and they die in October. If anyone else has any bonus ideas I'm all for it! Anyways heres most of my list, i'll add more later.

1) Doug Stanhope
2) Anthony Cumia
3) Mike Birbiglia
4) Jill Nicolini
5) Lady Di
6) Danny Ross
7) Bob Kelly

41 comments

/u/chickenfan1

That’s my whole list.

Im piggybacking you with u/LoouisCuCK, and clinging on to the finish. Enough is enough.

/u/lolercakesmcgee

That’s my wishlist.

That guy from Houston that did the old lady and black guy voice and made the guests go along with it.

Walton and Johnson, the Radio Gawds...

They only thing more cringeworthy than seeing old O&A fans' comments is seeing their fans comment on youtube videos

JV and Elvis

Cool Guy

Artie you idiot

He has a problem, man. I mean, it's a tough one because it's not my life,and yoh can't just tell somebody to get clean, but I really hope Artie finds what he's looking for. Addiction is a real mother fucker, man. A real mother fucker.

Put me down for a number 5 and 6.

Lady Di shall not perish until her obligation to the Navy is fulfilled.

She signed a billion year contract with the sea org

  1. Roland -- Fat just has to be smothering his pericardium at this point. He could collapse at day now. Or any minute, really.

  2. Artie Lange -- something something heroin or fentanyl.

  3. Stinks -- something something heroin or fentanyl.

  4. Dani Golighty -- something something heroin or fentanyl.

  5. Lady Di -- North Korean air strike.

  6. Sam's kid -- dies suddenly, while dad's too busy hanging out with meaty wrestlers. Because of the age, I'm going for high marks on this one.

  7. WhippingHuskies and his alt accounts -- suicide by cop.

  8. Jim Norton's father -- dies from shame.

  9. Danny Ross -- shot by Keith the Cop, who is protecting a scared Anthony Cumia, who is cowering under a desk (and possibly sucking a tranny cock).

  10. Anthony Cumia -- found dead in a puddle of Xanax, Bud Light and tears. The only person that attends his funeral is Brother Joe, who climbs into the casket with him and they decide to just bury him with his little brother.

I was contemplating adding Opie as a Christmas Day suicide, but he's going to outlive all of us, just to punish us.

  1. Sam's kid -- dies suddenly, while dad's too busy hanging out with meaty wrestlers. Because of the age, I'm going for high marks on this one.

It's a longshot, but you could win the whole game with this one.

Numba 5's really got ME laughin' ta-day!

Nice list, stupid. But seriously, nice list.

  1. KillaKuhn 2.Artie Lang 3.Opie 4.Anthony
  2. Jimmy
  3. Ron Bennington 7.Sam 8.Roland 9.Imus 10.Compound Media

Compound Media is a brilliant bet. Its on its last leg and its not even 5 years old, better odd's than Sam's dumb kid.

1) Artie Lange - finally gets some shit cut with too much fentanyl even for him to handle.

2) KillaKuhn- murdered by fellow inmates when his cell door is accidentally left unlocked.

3) Daniel "Bobo" Kurlan - I got liver problems, awright!

4) Diana Orbani - Killed in action when Iran sinks the aircraft carrier she is serving on.

5) Anthony Cumia- I never had a heart attack YOU ANIMALS!

6) Anthony Cifelli- killed by police when he shoots up the Jim and Sam studio.

7) Sam "Dead Air" Roberts: murdered by an emotional Shitloaf.

8) Jim Norton- finally succumbs to 'complications from pneumonia.'

9) Troy Hinson AKA MC Entropy- suicide by handgun as authorities close in.

10) Dave Landau- trampled by stampeding wife.

Ohhhh that's right, I totally forgot that Bobo is in terrible health. They never talked about it much outside like one appearance.

Well that makes me happier knowing he could be dying.

Kidney and liver problems, right? Yeah that sounds bad. He could go at any moment. Awesome!

Any of Anthony's ball washers. The bug ones I'm gunning for are Linda Miller and Fred.

Linda Miller from testicular cancer.

I hope u die for this queer list so u can go ahead and add your name

well i certainly have some unhealthy life choices so you might get some points on that choice.

I say Bam's Seed. She is always freaking out whenever she notices a cop nearby. This seems like a recipe for disaster. Also, did anyone mention Ira? I thought he died a few times on Chip's podacast.

Ira's old as fuck, he's a sure thing but 100 points minus his age isn't gonna leave you much. Bam's Seed on the other hand is a good bet

u/killakuhn could Aaron Hernandez in prison. He should make the list.

How are you telling me Artie is not on the list?

Thats just my list, feel free to make your own

  1. Big A
  2. Patton's replacement wife
  3. Kill Kuhn
  4. Tranthony
  5. Bob Kelly
  6. Artie
  7. Roland
  8. Dr. Steve
  9. Lady Di
  10. Colin Quinn
  1. Jay Mohr - suicide

  2. Louis CK - suicide

  3. u/timallenonacid 's mom - he's going to rape and kill that woman any day

  4. Joyomi - either a dog grooming related explosion or he goes full Elliott Rodger

  5. Bobo's sister - unfortunate mishap while travelling in a brown country

  6. Jim Florentine's kid - gets lippy with a nigger

  7. Luis J Gomez - gets lippy with a nigger

  8. Joe Cumia - natural causes (old fuck)

  9. Lauren Kubera - her chin continues to grow like goat horn and curls into her own forehead, stabbing her brain

  10. Pablo Francisco - methamphetamine overdose while attending a gay orgy, if he's not already dead

How embarrassing is it for everyone involved with O&A that Pablo Francisco absolutely does qualify for this?

get 100 points minus their age

if I had a time machine I'd pick lil Qadan and make a killing

11) Myself

Yay!! I'm not on it.

1). Joe Matarese

2). Joe DeRosa

3). Louis Twichels Sentani

4). Bam Margera

5). Lady Did

6). The Cuban

7). Jim Florentine

8). Marc Maron

9). Artie Lange

10). Joe Rogan

Stinks is probably a good bet.

  1. Artie Lange
  2. Big A
  3. Ron Bennington
  4. Bonnie McFarlane (mildly Insane Firebug)
  5. Bobby Kelly (Fat Delusional Smoker)
  6. Rich Vos (Dumb Jew)
  7. Keith Robinson (Black Neil)
  8. Mike Bocchetti
  9. Dave Landau (A man can hope; Asshole & Ballwasher)
  10. Pete Davidson (Depressed Millennial)

If I were betting, I think this line-up will get a lot of hits....

  1. Ira the Weatherman
  2. Bob Kelly
  3. Bob Levy
  4. Ant's current flavor-of-the-month GF (from this point foward by some sort of 'accident')
  5. Keith Robinson
  6. Ladi Di
  7. DJ Whoo Kid
  8. Mike Bochetti
  9. Artie Lange
  10. Vince McMahon

Sue Lightning should be on here. Trannies tend to commit suicide and there is also an increased risk of suicide due to the regret of fucking Anthony.

People are reporting Artie Lange is in the hospital, He's the smart bet right now.

Linda Miller from testicular cancer.