Opie & Anthony Subreddit 2018 Death Pool
20 2018-05-08 by MessyCoffeeFarts
Anyone affiliated with the show, this sub or affiliated podcasts/radio shows is fair game, also anyone who appeared on the show semi regularly or where talked about or jocktobered/generally made fun of is fair game.
Rules are you get 10 spots on your list order doesn't matter, If you guess correctly and someone on your list dies you get 100 points minus their age. Jocktober Bonus: Double points if its a hack/shitty comedian/radio host and they die in October. If anyone else has any bonus ideas I'm all for it! Anyways heres most of my list, i'll add more later.
1) Doug Stanhope
2) Anthony Cumia
3) Mike Birbiglia
4) Jill Nicolini
5) Lady Di
6) Danny Ross
7) Bob Kelly
41 comments
1 lolercakesmcgee 2018-05-08
/u/chickenfan1
That’s my whole list.
1 Randal_X 2018-05-08
Im piggybacking you with u/LoouisCuCK, and clinging on to the finish. Enough is enough.
1 thats-the-bit 2018-05-08
/u/lolercakesmcgee
That’s my wishlist.
1 Igrewuppoorina6brhou 2018-05-08
That guy from Houston that did the old lady and black guy voice and made the guests go along with it.
1 AirBuddDwyer 2018-05-08
Walton and Johnson, the Radio Gawds...
They only thing more cringeworthy than seeing old O&A fans' comments is seeing their fans comment on youtube videos
1 Igrewuppoorina6brhou 2018-05-08
JV and Elvis
1 Igrewuppoorina6brhou 2018-05-08
Cool Guy
1 BreastWood_One 2018-05-08
Artie you idiot
1 Igrewuppoorina6brhou 2018-05-08
He has a problem, man. I mean, it's a tough one because it's not my life,and yoh can't just tell somebody to get clean, but I really hope Artie finds what he's looking for. Addiction is a real mother fucker, man. A real mother fucker.
1 Kim_Jung_pUn 2018-05-08
Put me down for a number 5 and 6.
1 Lady_Dis_Liver 2018-05-08
Lady Di shall not perish until her obligation to the Navy is fulfilled.
1 ghandicumia 2018-05-08
She signed a billion year contract with the sea org
1 3stepsbackward 2018-05-08
Roland -- Fat just has to be smothering his pericardium at this point. He could collapse at day now. Or any minute, really.
Artie Lange -- something something heroin or fentanyl.
Stinks -- something something heroin or fentanyl.
Dani Golighty -- something something heroin or fentanyl.
Lady Di -- North Korean air strike.
Sam's kid -- dies suddenly, while dad's too busy hanging out with meaty wrestlers. Because of the age, I'm going for high marks on this one.
WhippingHuskies and his alt accounts -- suicide by cop.
Jim Norton's father -- dies from shame.
Danny Ross -- shot by Keith the Cop, who is protecting a scared Anthony Cumia, who is cowering under a desk (and possibly sucking a tranny cock).
Anthony Cumia -- found dead in a puddle of Xanax, Bud Light and tears. The only person that attends his funeral is Brother Joe, who climbs into the casket with him and they decide to just bury him with his little brother.
I was contemplating adding Opie as a Christmas Day suicide, but he's going to outlive all of us, just to punish us.
1 MessyCoffeeFarts 2018-05-08
It's a longshot, but you could win the whole game with this one.
1 IbDotLoyingAwright 2018-05-08
Numba 5's really got ME laughin' ta-day!
1 thats-the-bit 2018-05-08
Nice list, stupid. But seriously, nice list.
1 Amiigo7 2018-05-08
1 MessyCoffeeFarts 2018-05-08
Compound Media is a brilliant bet. Its on its last leg and its not even 5 years old, better odd's than Sam's dumb kid.
1 IbDotLoyingAwright 2018-05-08
1) Artie Lange - finally gets some shit cut with too much fentanyl even for him to handle.
2) KillaKuhn- murdered by fellow inmates when his cell door is accidentally left unlocked.
3) Daniel "Bobo" Kurlan - I got liver problems, awright!
4) Diana Orbani - Killed in action when Iran sinks the aircraft carrier she is serving on.
5) Anthony Cumia- I never had a heart attack YOU ANIMALS!
6) Anthony Cifelli- killed by police when he shoots up the Jim and Sam studio.
7) Sam "Dead Air" Roberts: murdered by an emotional Shitloaf.
8) Jim Norton- finally succumbs to 'complications from pneumonia.'
9) Troy Hinson AKA MC Entropy- suicide by handgun as authorities close in.
10) Dave Landau- trampled by stampeding wife.
1 HappensHappen 2018-05-08
Ohhhh that's right, I totally forgot that Bobo is in terrible health. They never talked about it much outside like one appearance.
Well that makes me happier knowing he could be dying.
Kidney and liver problems, right? Yeah that sounds bad. He could go at any moment. Awesome!
1 Yaseetheo 2018-05-08
Any of Anthony's ball washers. The bug ones I'm gunning for are Linda Miller and Fred.
1 Basehead_Vos 2018-05-08
Linda Miller from testicular cancer.
1 Cancerous_cunt_408 2018-05-08
I hope u die for this queer list so u can go ahead and add your name
1 MessyCoffeeFarts 2018-05-08
well i certainly have some unhealthy life choices so you might get some points on that choice.
1 LaurenDoingChin-Ups 2018-05-08
I say Bam's Seed. She is always freaking out whenever she notices a cop nearby. This seems like a recipe for disaster. Also, did anyone mention Ira? I thought he died a few times on Chip's podacast.
1 MessyCoffeeFarts 2018-05-08
Ira's old as fuck, he's a sure thing but 100 points minus his age isn't gonna leave you much. Bam's Seed on the other hand is a good bet
1 Phkna1 2018-05-08
u/killakuhn could Aaron Hernandez in prison. He should make the list.
1 thats-the-bit 2018-05-08
How are you telling me Artie is not on the list?
1 MessyCoffeeFarts 2018-05-08
Thats just my list, feel free to make your own
1 TheWelfareMan 2018-05-08
1 TheGhostOfAbeVigoda 2018-05-08
Jay Mohr - suicide
Louis CK - suicide
u/timallenonacid 's mom - he's going to rape and kill that woman any day
Joyomi - either a dog grooming related explosion or he goes full Elliott Rodger
Bobo's sister - unfortunate mishap while travelling in a brown country
Jim Florentine's kid - gets lippy with a nigger
Luis J Gomez - gets lippy with a nigger
Joe Cumia - natural causes (old fuck)
Lauren Kubera - her chin continues to grow like goat horn and curls into her own forehead, stabbing her brain
Pablo Francisco - methamphetamine overdose while attending a gay orgy, if he's not already dead
1 AirBuddDwyer 2018-05-08
How embarrassing is it for everyone involved with O&A that Pablo Francisco absolutely does qualify for this?
1 DamonTyler 2018-05-08
if I had a time machine I'd pick lil Qadan and make a killing
1 NorwayJimmy 2018-05-08
11) Myself
1 Toss__Pot 2018-05-08
Yay!! I'm not on it.
1 BelindaBlinkedThrice 2018-05-08
1). Joe Matarese
2). Joe DeRosa
3). Louis Twichels Sentani
4). Bam Margera
5). Lady Did
6). The Cuban
7). Jim Florentine
8). Marc Maron
9). Artie Lange
10). Joe Rogan
1 TheGhostOfAbeVigoda 2018-05-08
Stinks is probably a good bet.
1 WestStarKinger666 2018-05-08
1 erickz123 2018-05-08
If I were betting, I think this line-up will get a lot of hits....
1 cq5195 2018-05-08
Sue Lightning should be on here. Trannies tend to commit suicide and there is also an increased risk of suicide due to the regret of fucking Anthony.
1 MessyCoffeeFarts 2018-05-08
People are reporting Artie Lange is in the hospital, He's the smart bet right now.
1 Basehead_Vos 2018-05-08
Linda Miller from testicular cancer.