There’s actually this theory by my friend Roger Zukowski, he’s a theoretical cryptozoologist, he’s a brilliant guy, that animals and humans are actually, at their micromolecular level, identical to inanimate objects. So the only thing that separates us from a pair of boots or an ashtray is consciousness. If an umbrella becomes self aware it will fuck you up.
" I was elke hunting in syberia, we came across a mother boot wolf, thing was crazy. she got spooked cuz I got a little too close to one of her cubs and snarled her teeth at me, crazy dude. jamie pull that up. look at those things, imagine those biting into your arm? reminds me of this time when I was on dmt in my float tank"
13 comments
1 TossyMcSalad 2018-05-07
I think i hate Rogan now. These memes are very effective and can't be denied.
1 KillaKuhnsDeadSon 2018-05-07
The cranky jim memes that flooded this place a week ago made me hate jim.
1 BiggBiggerson 2018-05-07
I'm certain I do.
1 Billyassman 2018-05-07
Fuckn yer
1 LookyLookyMissCookie 2018-05-07
I love these.
1 TheGhostOfAbeVigoda 2018-05-07
A coyote would jack that thing up. Jamie, pull up that video of the coyote jacking up a boot-dog.
1 CuntyDracula 2018-05-07
Have you ever seen boots? Have you ever seen boots....on DMT?!?!
1 RichHeads 2018-05-07
Na na na man you got to look at this pic on weed man!
1 hoohootellemkeith 2018-05-07
There’s actually this theory by my friend Roger Zukowski, he’s a theoretical cryptozoologist, he’s a brilliant guy, that animals and humans are actually, at their micromolecular level, identical to inanimate objects. So the only thing that separates us from a pair of boots or an ashtray is consciousness. If an umbrella becomes self aware it will fuck you up.
1 cbanks420lol 2018-05-07
What we've got here is a dog made of boots in the shape of a boot. Jamie pull up that video of a pit bull mauling a toddler.
1 drastic778 2018-05-07
Jamie pull up that boot dog real quick
1 Ants_Oily_Hair 2018-05-07
" I was elke hunting in syberia, we came across a mother boot wolf, thing was crazy. she got spooked cuz I got a little too close to one of her cubs and snarled her teeth at me, crazy dude. jamie pull that up. look at those things, imagine those biting into your arm? reminds me of this time when I was on dmt in my float tank"
1 danTHEdick 2018-05-07
I envision Rogan blasted on edibles giggling like a cunt w/ other guys who are on steroids while his daughter drowns in the pool just outside.
1 SpitItoutSocrates 2018-05-07
I love looking at doggo pupper gud bois with my le reddit army. Can confirm.