I wear the flannel shirt like an American. You know the Kurt Cobain, my friend? He wear flannel also. And I wear the blue jeans like a Michael J. Fox. How do American say? Too hip to be square.
Show anyone this photo... the last thing they would say is "oh yeah, that's a white guy". He looks more Puerto Rican, Mexican, and Middle Eastern than most Puerto Rican's, Mexican's, and Middle Eastern people.
An interesting thing to note is that 23andMe requires that you actually spit into a vial repeatedly until the vial is full. This can take up to 20 minutes to produce this much spittle. something something Joseph cumia child spit.
He went - as an alcoholic - from having a scrawny, weasly face to having almost a squarish jaw. You can see the photographic evidence from circa 2010 to 2014 and then to say, 2016 where the evidence of testosterone was flushed from his body and now has the face of a gypsy woman's face and the body of an Italian grandmother.
But that's just my observation. Oh and also, he's a total fag now.
He become incredibly vain in his old age. First were those ridiculous fucking venners he got that literally make him look like troll face. Then he started with the HGH, which did alow him to stop being a skinny fuck but also swelled his head to twice the size, making his acne scars even more prominent. Lastly he decides to start dying his hair with soy sauce. All of the above result in the man we have today.
Were you trying to say veneers? I had to google translate your same-language-speaking dumb ass just to rule out some facial surgery procedure I didn’t know about. I’ll have more faith in myself next time
You ever see that photo montage of Lady Di? How she changed over the years due to all of her heavy drinking? Just remember Ant drinks heavily too and has done so for years.
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1 RacistCyberbully 2018-05-07
You buy cell phone case, buddy? I give you good deal!
1 OpieMentoredSam 2018-05-07
Onyx tape. $3.99, my friend. Come buy from me.
https://youtu.be/p13GpYlI434
1 Lyle_D_Chipperson 2018-05-07
Damn it you made the stereotypical Arab "my friend" reference before I did
1 VicDumb 2018-05-07
*my f’dien
1 NixingJoe 2018-05-07
I wear the flannel shirt like an American. You know the Kurt Cobain, my friend? He wear flannel also. And I wear the blue jeans like a Michael J. Fox. How do American say? Too hip to be square.
1 Lyle_D_Chipperson 2018-05-07
My friend, check out this scrolling LED screen for your belt. I give it to you $10, comon, special price
1 jakdak 2018-05-07
25 years
1 Martillo_Valentine 2018-05-07
Show anyone this photo... the last thing they would say is "oh yeah, that's a white guy". He looks more Puerto Rican, Mexican, and Middle Eastern than most Puerto Rican's, Mexican's, and Middle Eastern people.
1 OpieMentoredSam 2018-05-07
How was he never cast as a terrorist?
1 harriswill 2018-05-07
Ant Malik
1 MandibulofacialWeil 2018-05-07
Antwan bin Laden
1 HugofDeath 2018-05-07
Do you lunge for the apostrophe every time a plural word comes your way? What a retard
1 i_dont_give_a_care 2018-05-07
Stop pluralizing words with apostrophes, you retard.
1 Zenaesthetic 2018-05-07
I would be genuinely curious to see Ant's 23&me results.
1 BelindaBlinkedThrice 2018-05-07
An interesting thing to note is that 23andMe requires that you actually spit into a vial repeatedly until the vial is full. This can take up to 20 minutes to produce this much spittle. something something Joseph cumia child spit.
1 CasinoIndian 2018-05-07
It's the damn change of life.
1 Nuwanda84 2018-05-07
Life is complicated. I killed people. Smuggled people. Sold people. Perhaps here things will be different...
1 PsychopathyRed 2018-05-07
It is your cousin, Joseph!
1 godfathernik0 2018-05-07
For ten years, I've been searching
1 JustPooch 2018-05-07
Let's go bowling!
1 aRTie02150 2018-05-07
GTA 4 was so good
1 Doc_McCoyXYZ 2018-05-07
That Brucie guy was so fucking funny, I played every iteration of those missions just to hear everything he would say.
I loved killing Bob Kelly in the Central Park bathroom and listening to him cry.
1 consensualsexnovd 2018-05-07
He lost his melanin after a while
1 pabbseven 2018-05-07
47 years difference.
1 dom6502 2018-05-07
Age. And those big new teeth
1 PsychopathyRed 2018-05-07
Alcohol, HGH, and semen.
1 AdminsFuckedMeOver 2018-05-07
What makes people think he took HGH
1 PsychopathyRed 2018-05-07
He went - as an alcoholic - from having a scrawny, weasly face to having almost a squarish jaw. You can see the photographic evidence from circa 2010 to 2014 and then to say, 2016 where the evidence of testosterone was flushed from his body and now has the face of a gypsy woman's face and the body of an Italian grandmother.
But that's just my observation. Oh and also, he's a total fag now.
1 _TheConsumer_ 2018-05-07
I dunno. In my experience, guys that spend their lives drinking tens to get “puffy”. That is immediately noticeable in the face and in the gut.
Anthony may appear to have lost some weight, but he does have a trainer come to his house a few times per week. He’s still drinking like a fish.
1 Dennyislife 2018-05-07
He died. Opie replaced him with a soundalike. Looking like him wasn't as big a deal.
1 HugofDeath 2018-05-07
Huskily: “I wish him nothing but the best”
Ho-Lee shit
1 blue_magoo_62 2018-05-07
Still rocking two shirts
1 blue_magoo_62 2018-05-07
"Got Letterman taping tonight, better wipe down my trainers, put on my best walmart jeans and make sure my hair is super frizzy"
1 HugofDeath 2018-05-07
This is worse than “bobbies”. You’re a country of pallid disastermouthed faggots
1 blue_magoo_62 2018-05-07
Oh yeah? Calling training shoes trainers is retarded but calling them sneakers is just perfect is it? Go eat something else you obese sweaty moron
1 HugofDeath 2018-05-07
Sneakers has its own meaning to us, it doesn’t evoke an image of literal sneaking. ‘Trainers’ sounds like diapers.
Edit: sorry, “nappies”. Nice culture, stupid
1 blue_magoo_62 2018-05-07
Thankyou, you're welcome.
1 BoardroomBimmy 2018-05-07
At least Opie made sure to wear his best ill-fitting blouse that day
1 Tugguh 2018-05-07
he needs to grow the beard back, cover up as much of that face as possible.
1 ImDyingOvaHere 2018-05-07
He become incredibly vain in his old age. First were those ridiculous fucking venners he got that literally make him look like troll face. Then he started with the HGH, which did alow him to stop being a skinny fuck but also swelled his head to twice the size, making his acne scars even more prominent. Lastly he decides to start dying his hair with soy sauce. All of the above result in the man we have today.
1 HugofDeath 2018-05-07
Were you trying to say veneers? I had to google translate your same-language-speaking dumb ass just to rule out some facial surgery procedure I didn’t know about. I’ll have more faith in myself next time
1 Leofan7 2018-05-07
Hair by Kikkoman.
1 Yaseetheo 2018-05-07
His veneers look so fucking bad I have to wonder what went through his mind when he first saw them.
1 68rouge 2018-05-07
Yeah I don't why he stopped with facial hair. The one thing that could cover those holes.
1 LengthyD8s 2018-05-07
Well, he is a radio guy. I mean Ronny B is no looker, but love the hell out of that man.
1 TacolasCage 2018-05-07
He looks like the janitor at the Walmart I go to who says "my friend" in every sentence.
1 Billyassman 2018-05-07
Homosexuality happened. Let this be a warning to you experimenters..
1 ScottSummersOmegaLVL 2018-05-07
I can't tell where his shoe ends and his sick begins
1 just_lou 2018-05-07
Those socks are infuriating.
1 HookerMouth82 2018-05-07
Lin Manchild Miranda
1 danTHEdick 2018-05-07
Pancake makeup, soy sauce & Russian boy cum.
1 GrossFinger 2018-05-07
Drunk head.
1 tranthonycumiashow 2018-05-07
You ever see that photo montage of Lady Di? How she changed over the years due to all of her heavy drinking? Just remember Ant drinks heavily too and has done so for years.
1 evadcobra1 2018-05-07
Obama was elected
1 takinit2thasheets 2018-05-07
I miss this guy
1 blue_magoo_62 2018-05-07
Oh yeah? Calling training shoes trainers is retarded but calling them sneakers is just perfect is it? Go eat something else you obese sweaty moron
1 _TheConsumer_ 2018-05-07
I dunno. In my experience, guys that spend their lives drinking tens to get “puffy”. That is immediately noticeable in the face and in the gut.
Anthony may appear to have lost some weight, but he does have a trainer come to his house a few times per week. He’s still drinking like a fish.