Bro go to estes park and they have this place that sells like.... Cherry drinks and they have all these red bottles outside that you can steal. Most fun you can have in co besides feeding dumb ass elk
Listen this city sucks all I do is fuck tinder and bumble bitches in 2 months I got 10 under the belt I’ll drop names if necessary, first names. Idk these whores last names.
Im such a fuckin bitch whogets drunk off of hard cider and refuses to throw up bcthwy swallowed $50 worth of meds and my no good baby daddy keeps callibg from a blocked number and i aint ansering lord have mercy 😓
I'm trying to tone down the drinking so I'm just getting super duper high off some UK cheese I got from a dirty native and eating dill pickles like a motherfucker. You should eat some pickles and drink a bunch of water.
If lunchlady arms and several chins reminiscent of a young Amy Schumer make your pecker tingly then fuck yeah, man. Beauty is in the eye of the beholder.
Has anyone heard of fat girls calling themselves “slim thick” cause some fattys have Snapchated me with this phrase and I replied that’s an oxymoron there is no such thing.
45 comments
1 TheGhostOfAbeVigoda 2018-05-07
She looks like she's about to fucking glass you for taking her picture. Just say you were taking pictures of the scaffolding and call her a nigger.
1 tranthasourus 2018-05-07
I called her a faggot, faggot doesn’t fly in CO.
1 Bams_seed 2018-05-07
Where in xo? Estes park? XD
1 tranthasourus 2018-05-07
Idk where I am, but I know everyone here is a sjw queer.
1 Bams_seed 2018-05-07
Sounds like boulder
1 tranthasourus 2018-05-07
Na it’s not Boulder I know that much, if it was my dick would be In Some college sluts not sharing Dave landuas fatso wife
1 tranthasourus 2018-05-07
I just moved here from Nyc and making everyone uncomfortable by saying faggot and nigger is the only fun derived from living here.
1 Bams_seed 2018-05-07
Bro go to estes park and they have this place that sells like.... Cherry drinks and they have all these red bottles outside that you can steal. Most fun you can have in co besides feeding dumb ass elk
1 tranthasourus 2018-05-07
Listen this city sucks all I do is fuck tinder and bumble bitches in 2 months I got 10 under the belt I’ll drop names if necessary, first names. Idk these whores last names.
1 Bams_seed 2018-05-07
I prolly know them
1 tranthasourus 2018-05-07
Maybe it is a small town
1 TheGhostOfAbeVigoda 2018-05-07
Did ya?
1 tranthasourus 2018-05-07
Yea I did that wasn’t sarcastic.
1 tranthasourus 2018-05-07
She didn’t know I tom her pic if she did I’d probably get body slammed
1 TheGhostOfAbeVigoda 2018-05-07
She's looking directly into the camera part of your phone and she looks pissed. She knows what you were doing. You fool. You goddamned fool.
1 tranthasourus 2018-05-07
It wasn’t that hard Abe, I just took a pic while I pretended to text someone.
1 tranthasourus 2018-05-07
Why would I care either way?
1 Bams_seed 2018-05-07
Not fat enough
Im such a fuckin bitch whogets drunk off of hard cider and refuses to throw up bcthwy swallowed $50 worth of meds and my no good baby daddy keeps callibg from a blocked number and i aint ansering lord have mercy 😓
1 TheGhostOfAbeVigoda 2018-05-07
Hard cider is fucking gross. It tastes like vinegar.
I don't know what to tell you about all that other shit. But yes, Lord have mercy. Great googly moogly.
1 Bams_seed 2018-05-07
I know right last week i got the semi sweett Stuff and it was nothing so today i decided to go all in with the dry version and im literally dead
1 TheGhostOfAbeVigoda 2018-05-07
I'm trying to tone down the drinking so I'm just getting super duper high off some UK cheese I got from a dirty native and eating dill pickles like a motherfucker. You should eat some pickles and drink a bunch of water.
1 Bams_seed 2018-05-07
Im afraid water will make me throw up but thanx
1 tranthasourus 2018-05-07
I’ll give you a 6 pack of hard cider for a blow job
1 Bams_seed 2018-05-07
Maybe tomorrow
1 tranthasourus 2018-05-07
Whatever I’ll take your mouth on my dick any day. I’ll fly you to Co and we can can show with the princess make some real cheeda
1 Bams_seed 2018-05-07
Bro im telling you watch an elk take a shit its like a door opens and all these pebbles drop out its awesome
1 Toss__Pot 2018-05-07
in the context of this sub, she's hot... right??
1 TheGhostOfAbeVigoda 2018-05-07
If lunchlady arms and several chins reminiscent of a young Amy Schumer make your pecker tingly then fuck yeah, man. Beauty is in the eye of the beholder.
I'm kidding. She's chubbsy wubbsy.
1 tranthasourus 2018-05-07
Compared to Mrs. Laundau I guess so
1 joeybeans12 2018-05-07
Every one of you fat fucks would have a go at her. I’d wouldn’t mind giving her a solid rogering.
1 tranthasourus 2018-05-07
I’m not fat, fatso.
1 joeybeans12 2018-05-07
Yeah you are.
1 Yaseetheo 2018-05-07
Thicc. I'd treat her like a lady.
1 tranthasourus 2018-05-07
You are a lady...tssss
1 JesusHDice 2018-05-07
She's got that mad "you best not be using me for a Dave Landau's wife joke" face.
1 tranthasourus 2018-05-07
We tipped her I bacon fat, we good
1 _TheConsumer_ 2018-05-07
This girl isn’t that fat.
1 tranthasourus 2018-05-07
Yea, you are!
1 _TheConsumer_ 2018-05-07
No, you!
1 tranthasourus 2018-05-07
Ok you got me
1 tranthasourus 2018-05-07
Has anyone heard of fat girls calling themselves “slim thick” cause some fattys have Snapchated me with this phrase and I replied that’s an oxymoron there is no such thing.
1 LevStrauss 2018-05-07
Unless you have your camera on Panoramic it's not Landau's wife.
1 tranthasourus 2018-05-07
No it is
1 porcupine_27 2018-05-07
Just overweight enough to lack the self esteem to reject my aggressive heavy petting.
1 tranthasourus 2018-05-07
You sound like you’d get a great blow job from her