I have more respect for Stormy Daniels for her openness to take plenty of hot loads than Anthony and his insistence on trying to coverup all the hot, creamy loads he took from Sue "Just a really fun person" Lightning.

Sue 'I would pick the trans' Lightning

What kind of garbage whore sleeps with a married man for money just after his wife gave birth to his son? Fucking skank.

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Jesus, what a stupid observation.

How is it ok to hurt my feelings?

You deserve it.

10/10 satire

Poes law can be hard to tell these days, especially on reddit.

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Good Bot.

Does saying "good bot" actually do something on reddit?

Cause i wanna know how they react when people here call these bots faggots and shit

Do the programmers just read them and wonder why we're so cool?

I seen it do shit on other boards. I did call one of the bots a faggot once and it responded back calling me a meatbag.

"meatbag" is the robots hackery equivalent of saying internet trolls live in mom's basement

shut up nerd

Make me.

Po's law states that honor can only come as a result of intense kung fu training.

I mean, I’d do it.

This is kinda what whores are known for: fucking people with no regard for their morality

No. Whores repect barter.

Sluts throw it around for no price

50% of women

Erm.. whores?

What kind of garbage man does it right after birth of his son?

Oh man.... i've been looking at this whole thing completely backwards! Thanks for setting me straight Anarox!

No problemo hombre

Haha, how is this getting downvoted? Fucking hilarious.

Man is that a nice mouth. Not sure it's worth 130k, but wow.

No thanks, straighty, I'd prefer one with a bobo-esque mangled cock

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it was technically free, up until he became a leading political party's nominee

It really is a mouth designed for slobbering on cock.

At least Stormy knows she is a cock slobbing jizz wrangling whore.

Anthony denies he is a cocksucking flushing semen out of his ass faggot.

Stormy doesn’t have a cock, nana is offended

What the fuck happened to him?

Crushing loneliness and a life without direction, supported by sycophants who thought his jokes were serious convincing him he was right all along - it's what happened to Alex Jones

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Unless she's willing to do a "squirting show" on his podcast.

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Please let this be what gets him banned. I'd report it but I'm cast out in the land of obscurity.

You and me both brother. He accused me of shoehorning lyrics in a song about him and not having followers. Thro caution to the wind take Xanax and sing it’ll all be better tommorow, beat up a woman cuz she had it coming oh no joe needs money to borrow...

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She doesn’t even have a cock

Lol, how is she the "lefts" hero? His insane need to shoehorn in politics is so illogical.

She is a registered Republican as is Karen McDougal. The Atlantic (aka 'the left') just ran an article ragging on both women because of this.

to be fair they know their audience. We've all seen Taxi Driver. if you're the sort of person buying porn consistently, you're probably not a very social person, and social people tend to be on the left.

basically if you're the sort of person that has brought porn at any time in the last 30 years you're definitely on the right. And they know this, which is why they would pander to them. Strippers lie to men all the time, why not pornstars?

Who buys porn?

No shit,I jack off for free dammit.

Social people on the left? Riiight.

The Atlantic is not a left wing publication, it has some left wing option pieces but it’s a pretty respectable magazine of far as journalistic integrity goes.

"The left" ain't paying her for sex, dipshit.

"The left" also aren't paying her manager, or her cameraman; both of whom also got paid off in return for their silence and handing over any recorded images/sounds/video etc of their encounters.

Why no-one's making a fuss over that last bit is a mystery to me.

He sure is awful nice to porn stars when they visit his show. Now doing what they “do best” is something they should be ashamed of. Pick one, nana.

That busted up bitch is hotter than anything he’s ever fucked.

Our friend here obviously isn’t familiar with Rae AKA Spidertits.

Only if she doesn't have a cock.

"She was sucking that cock with the intent to excite! The whore!"

What an immoral harlot. Not like Anthony Cumia, a man who made his fortune through being a shining beacon, a veritable pillar, or morals and decency.

Family Values......

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Report this faggot.

She looked a lot better in them days...porn and whatever comes with the presumably scuzzy and disgusting lifestyle surrounding it ages these chicks like vinegar

Usually. To her credit, she’s aged like a normal woman. Her meth whore peers, on the other hand...

Sweet calculator on her desk. This chick gets it DONE.

Nana Cumia only knows and spends time with classy women.

Like Lobster Girl that he dated aafter she blew an intern for a bit on his ra

Yet he's freinds with a transsexual porn star because they are fun.

What about Melanie's photos?

"hero of the left" ant really is a politically challenged faggot

He's such an overdramatic whining old man. Jesus christ. What a 50 year old edgelord

"meatbag" is the robots hackery equivalent of saying internet trolls live in mom's basement

Family Values......