Imagine respecting someone solely because they played a fictional sociopathic murderer on TV, and then being losing that respect because they disagree with you politically in real life.
Joe cosplays as a fictional character whose actor he disagrees with politically. Joke’s on the wealthy, successful actor, because some cover band frontman allowance thief thinks he’s a cuck and ain’t a-scared to say so.
Joe thinks of himself as a hardcore man. Drinking beers out of dirty glasses, beating up squares, and making sex with the hot babes. Why then does he choose the corniest show to model his life and aspirations after? I would choose Tuco Salamaca or The Barksdale Organization or The Syndicate from the X-Files if I was going to have pretend time.
It really is a shit show. I have a bike so everyone was recommending it to me and praising the fuck out of it and I don't think I got through an episode. Every line sounds like a line. Never like anything anyone would actually say. I thought the exact same thing about The Walking Dead too. Always some cheesy overdramatic shit.
I watched part of season 1 and part of season 2 and I hated the whole " deep down we're good hearted guys, but don't get on our bad side cause we're tough" vibe. You're on point with that assessment, the dialogue was something you would see in a 1970s comic book. If they went all in and made the show about an actual biker gang it would have been better but nope you gotta make the wives of accountants pussies wet somehow.
The best is that SAMCRO is probably the most tolerant, inclusive outlaw mc in existence. They pal around with black gangs and trans hookers, and the bad guys were more often than not neo-nazis or republican businessmen. Just what saw did intellectual powerhouse of the right think he was watching?
While thats completely true and Joe's a complete douche, Pearlman is one too and he's tweeting like a complete Mary. (Im assuming its about how the pwesident is making his feelies bad, again)
Behind all that is a sense of betrayal, Joe used to day dream about hanging out with Perlman but got his heart crushed when he found out that he has little in common with the guy he played on TV.
28 comments
1 pithypariah 2018-05-06
"Deeeeeesperadoooo..." what a douche.
1 TheAmazingAsshole2 2018-05-06
Imagine respecting someone solely because they played a fictional sociopathic murderer on TV, and then being losing that respect because they disagree with you politically in real life.
1 OochyWally 2018-05-06
Imagine that you so respected him that you started dressing like his character in real life. Samcro Joe is such a loser
1 TurningFrogsGay 2018-05-06
Joe cosplays as a fictional character whose actor he disagrees with politically. Joke’s on the wealthy, successful actor, because some cover band frontman allowance thief thinks he’s a cuck and ain’t a-scared to say so.
1 pitstained 2018-05-06
Joe doesn't understand the concept of acting. There's also a good chance he wouldn't recognize his own reflection either, like a cat.
1 PeeSoup3030 2018-05-06
No he mean mugs in front of the mirror 9 hours a day. He knows how he looks
1 PeeSoup3030 2018-05-06
Joe thinks of himself as a hardcore man. Drinking beers out of dirty glasses, beating up squares, and making sex with the hot babes. Why then does he choose the corniest show to model his life and aspirations after? I would choose Tuco Salamaca or The Barksdale Organization or The Syndicate from the X-Files if I was going to have pretend time.
1 TheGhostOfAbeVigoda 2018-05-06
It really is a shit show. I have a bike so everyone was recommending it to me and praising the fuck out of it and I don't think I got through an episode. Every line sounds like a line. Never like anything anyone would actually say. I thought the exact same thing about The Walking Dead too. Always some cheesy overdramatic shit.
1 PeeSoup3030 2018-05-06
I watched part of season 1 and part of season 2 and I hated the whole " deep down we're good hearted guys, but don't get on our bad side cause we're tough" vibe. You're on point with that assessment, the dialogue was something you would see in a 1970s comic book. If they went all in and made the show about an actual biker gang it would have been better but nope you gotta make the wives of accountants pussies wet somehow.
1 no_one_inparticular 2018-05-06
The best is that SAMCRO is probably the most tolerant, inclusive outlaw mc in existence. They pal around with black gangs and trans hookers, and the bad guys were more often than not neo-nazis or republican businessmen. Just what saw did intellectual powerhouse of the right think he was watching?
1 Der-Giftpilz 2018-05-06
No matter who Joe bitch tweets at he always is punching up
1 CasinoIndian 2018-05-06
Ron Perlman with his happy, long lasting marriage to a black woman.
How dare he.
1 OochyWally 2018-05-06
Wait, he’s straight? He’s always come off as a butch.
1 TheDarkFezRises 2018-05-06
Sounds like he's riding through this world all alone.
1 Single_Action_Army 2018-05-06
God takes your guns... from your home...
The crow flys straight, unlike Ant,
Sue in his bed. Looking in his brown eye
1 3stepsbackward 2018-05-06
I hope Ron Perlman takes Joe up on his offer for a fight and then beats the living shit out of him.
1 VicDumb 2018-05-06
And you just know Joe would try to sue afterwards.
1 3stepsbackward 2018-05-06
Of course. The Cumias can't get enough of Sue.
1 crookedmile 2018-05-06
This is a 60 year old man
1 blue_magoo_62 2018-05-06
While thats completely true and Joe's a complete douche, Pearlman is one too and he's tweeting like a complete Mary. (Im assuming its about how the pwesident is making his feelies bad, again)
1 RocoTheLoveMonkey 2018-05-06
Focus your hate on Joe please
1 PelicanWhoFucksHorse 2018-05-06
Self made multimillionaire actor who's acted w/ Brando VS Child molester who mooches off his fag brother
1 GraphOrlock 2018-05-06
I mean he also acted with Val Kilmer and a midget in that same film, let's not get too carried away here
1 Ants_Oily_Hair 2018-05-06
go watch the doc on the making of island of dr m
1 PelicanWhoFucksHorse 2018-05-06
go watch your father fuck a spaghetti nigger, you fucking queer.
1 RBuddCumia 2018-05-06
For someone who always rants about how we pick on Nana and him because we’re jealous, he sure likes to troll people much more successful than him.
1 doxxbrown 2018-05-06
He was always on Jax's side.
1 snargfursk 2018-05-06
Behind all that is a sense of betrayal, Joe used to day dream about hanging out with Perlman but got his heart crushed when he found out that he has little in common with the guy he played on TV.
1 deep_legal_shit 2018-05-06
reminder that liberal faggots obsessed with joe are a) not funny b) unironically butthurt by a 68 year old c) really, really fucking gay
1 Ants_Oily_Hair 2018-05-06
shows about biker gangs might be the dumbest and gayest thing to ever be on tv.
im saying joe bro is a faggot
1 3stepsbackward 2018-05-06
Of course. The Cumias can't get enough of Sue.
1 RocoTheLoveMonkey 2018-05-06
Focus your hate on Joe please