I'm going to London this month. What should I visit?
0 2018-05-05 by Single_Action_Army
'ello, guvnahs of the O&A sub! (pretty much all of you)
I need to head to London later for about a week for some business. What are some coolio places I should visit that the brochures don't talk about?
I'm particularly a fan of medieval warfare and historical music!
Cheerio! xP
31 comments
1 DennisFalconePunch 2018-05-05
I hope you are singularly killed by an IRA bomber who has been holed up since 1975 and doesn't realize no one cares any more.
1 Dissociatve 2018-05-05
Go to Tower Bridge. Jump off. Faggot.
1 killakamkam 2018-05-05
feel free to post pictures of their disgusting food here
1 shimshammcgraw 2018-05-05
Do you think it's all pie and chips in London?
1 Randal_X 2018-05-05
That and jellied eels, yes.
1 killakamkam 2018-05-05
yes and filthy haggis
1 shimshammcgraw 2018-05-05
Nice wrong country, stupid.
1 killakamkam 2018-05-05
brits eat haggis too, they’re not above scots
1 shimshammcgraw 2018-05-05
Scots are Brits you mongoloid.
1 PeeSoup3030 2018-05-05
Pig eye pie and deep fried cabbage cookies
1 catshitinmyurethra 2018-05-05
Go to a mosque and leave a blt sammich
1 Yaseetheo 2018-05-05
That's grounds for execution over there. Do it.
1 deanthecleanmachine 2018-05-05
the bottom of the north sea
1 plane2nowhere 2018-05-05
Any place that gives you AIDS
1 Dissociatve 2018-05-05
It's called Brixton
1 greygooser 2018-05-05
I know everyone is giving you a razzing but go to the Tower of London and get the official tour by a beefeater guard. As an american I thought it was fascinating. When you're done, kill yourself.
1 Dennyislife 2018-05-05
The tower of London was built in 1957. Its a theme park for dumb Americans and Chinese.
1 drsteve103 2018-05-05
This.
1 tranthasourus 2018-05-05
Don’t say anything racist or you’re going to prison.
1 bozo_merkin 2018-05-05
لْحَجَرُ ٱلْأَسْوَد
1 wackadoodle_wigwam 2018-05-05
Allahu Akhbar.
1 smallDick-Mailman 2018-05-05
What business could you possibly have over there? Just admit you’re visiting your subhuman horrible teeth having family
1 Dennyislife 2018-05-05
Historical music? Like...harpsichords?
1 Single_Action_Army 2018-05-05
I'm more of a clavichord man myself
1 Dennyislife 2018-05-05
Oh. My cousin lives in London and she does 70's music on the harpsichord. Can't help you with that.
Personally if you want touristy stuff Windsor castle. 40 mins on two trains at Paddington or about a hour from Waterloo without changing trains. Doesn't really count as London but its the world's biggest castle and its where the queen actually lives not Buckingham palace. Has some medieval type streets with good pubs on its doorstep.
Also big Ben is covered up in scaffolding right now and will be for years. But we don't tell tourists that so we can laugh at their disappointed faces
1 InfamousDoubt 2018-05-05
"For some business" oh look at me! I have a job where I don't make minimum wage! Go screw
1 Pogo_Thee_Clown 2018-05-05
Knights Templar Church
1 zenicaone 2018-05-05
its turned into a mosques long time ago m8
1 MoeGreenVegas 2018-05-05
Go see Big Ben. tell him Jimmy sent you.
1 VirtuaMcPolygon 2018-05-05
Like Jimmy its currently covered in shit and you cannot see him and he's lost his bongs.
1 drsteve103 2018-05-05
If it's your first time, actually do the tourist stuff...Tower of London, Westminster Abbey, Buckingham Palace...
Take the tube to waterloo, switch to a train and go to hampton court palace, you'll shit yourself.
Stonehenge is about 90 mins out of town but is f-ing cool to see in person.
London is a great town, enjoy!
1 VirtuaMcPolygon 2018-05-05
Have a wonder around the south bank. Near the tate modern. ( which is free btw and has a excellent viewing tower of the city). Possibly one of the prettiest parts of the city when it's sunny. Lots of decent open air cafes and restaurants around there too.
1 Dennyislife 2018-05-05
The tower of London was built in 1957. Its a theme park for dumb Americans and Chinese.
1 drsteve103 2018-05-05
This.
1 shimshammcgraw 2018-05-05
Nice wrong country, stupid.