Ant effeminately saying, "What a pain in the ass.", at the beginning sounds like he means it literally. He's probably using a big roll of paper towels to soak up all the anal blood that's gushing out of his rectum. Just another day at The Compound.
How fucking sad this man's existence is. He's a millionaire, or at least was and he cannot function in his day to day life without the people that he sends to obscurity.
The end is a masterpiece. Soft guitar strumming and old TV dialogue grow to drown out Ant's cries as he is finally absolved into the solitude of obscurity, his final words a desperate, "God, who the fuck?! Dennis Leary!!"
Am I the only one who hopes when (or if) Ant makes it to 70 he becomes like Howard Hughes? Keeping cum and piss in jars while watching VideOandA. Blows all his remaining dough purchasing the top floor of the Borgata for 5 years.
Hughes died a billionaire also Howard Hughes medical institute is one of the biggest philanthropic organizations in the world. All the bad decisions attributed to him are the work of his henchmen and the (((mormon))) mafia.
he's a sissy. The whole thing about Sue is not that he fucked 'her', it's that he used 'her' purported feminitiy as an in to make himself feel less queer when he finally let a dude give it up him up the ass
•0:02: "Pain in the Assss"
Talking about his first night with Sue
•0:05: "Oh My Gawd, right?"
Gossiping Valley-Girl Faggot
•0:19: "Nothing Works!"
I've been here for Seven years! I hate this place!
•0:27: "This is Terrible!"
Any outsiders the first time they listen to The A&A Show
•0:41: "There it is!"
When Sue dropped "her" panties
•1:00: "Because Twitter decided to Fuck me up the Ass"
Another dumb Sue joke
•1:06: "I swear I will just block everyone"
Ah, the tried & tested 'Jim Norton' tactic. Always works
•1:18: "You Assholes keep getting me canned!"
What, are ya vegetable soup or sumthin'?
•1:29: "I hate this Asshole, Dennis Leary"
Yes, successful Producer, writer, and actor of 30+ films, and has been married to the same woman since 1989. Hate away.....
Did this flaming nig ever give Leary shit when he did the show? Feel like he just lol’d and kissed his ass like the rest of them. On the bright side, surely his decrepit old organs can’t withstand this level of alcohol abuse for much longer.
Woah! He sounds super gay when drunk. This is really telling. What the fuck? Ant is 100% gay. No wonder he got a divorce. Couldn’t wear the beard any longer.
"YOOOU HAD ME CANNNNNNED"
IE you broke their terms of service by spouting clearly unproductive racist tweets. Asshole, it wasn't Twitter that ruined you, if you weren't a proudly awful human, you wouldn't give a shit about twitter, instead you yourself ended your own career on Twitter because people saw the weird insecure terrified person you are. You ended your own career, not by being some noble freedom fighter, but by being an embarrassing nonsensical racist drunk on twitter. I'm so glad Twitter is almost exclusively used by narcissistic celebrities because they destroy themselves in their own feverish hunger for attention from strangers.
Ant's relationship with the internet is summed up by Josh in the original Blair Witch Project - "I can see why you like this camera so much. It's not quite reality." It's a way of him avoiding dealing with his horrific situation - he's lost and alone in the woods, and there's no one there to help him.
Whatever ounce of respect I may have had for Cumia has gone out the window. He literally sounds like a ten year whining because he’s been told to clean his room or that he can’t have a video game.
jesus, ant. this is just....I used to turn on the radio every morning at 6 am to hear him and....now. who is HE? do we know? does anyone? what happened. I sound like ronny b. oh well. carry on.
Yes Anthony, we're the problem. Not the fact that you're an alcoholic who employs a heroin addict on a "radio show*." Not the fact that you date girls absurdly younger than you and brag about to seem cool. Not the fact that you've fucked transexuals and lied about it (if you owned up to it, no one would care). Not the fact that you've hit women and have been arrested for domestic violence. Not the fact that you're a public racist who goes on twitter rants that end in firings and blocked accounts.
It's us. We're the problem. How dare we air out all your disgusting flaws. You're almost fucking sixty, and you're still a professional victim.
Until the background music started I assumed this was one of those witty slowed down edits to make someone sound more hammered than they actually were... This poor bastard sounds like my evil lush grandmother talking about the cock she used to get before her once-beautiful tits began to resemble udders on the killing floor, crusty with blood.
97 comments
1 lolercakesmcgee 2018-05-04
“Thissss isss terr-abllle” - definitely does not sound like an effeminate lisp at all.
1 danTHEdick 2018-05-04
He sounds like a fruity Frisco queen in this... I imagine he's dressed like Carmen Miranda.
1 JoeyButtlicker 2018-05-04
JEE-SUS Christ. SONofA bitch.
1 PlugsandLifts 2018-05-04
Ol’ Joe Cumia knew a fruit when he saw one.
1 dropngo 2018-05-04
Ant effeminately saying, "What a pain in the ass.", at the beginning sounds like he means it literally. He's probably using a big roll of paper towels to soak up all the anal blood that's gushing out of his rectum. Just another day at The Compound.
1 Wolfizm 2018-05-04
Reverse Tippy Tom style.
1 piggyboi 2018-05-04
It all makes sense now.
1 cbanks420lol 2018-05-04
Sue's boipucci turned him into a faggot. That or Richard in the tree house or drinking his dad's pee in the shower. He's gay is what I'm saying.
1 0xAncientHist0ry 2018-05-04
He was born that way. Those instances were Tranth being true to self.
1 Snake_____86 2018-05-04
How fucking sad this man's existence is. He's a millionaire, or at least was and he cannot function in his day to day life without the people that he sends to obscurity.
1 Drumchapel 2018-05-04
What does he want us to watch him do on periscope? Am not watching some geriatric scumbag and a vulnerable trans-thing go at it
1 nunyobisnez 2018-05-04
The end is a masterpiece. Soft guitar strumming and old TV dialogue grow to drown out Ant's cries as he is finally absolved into the solitude of obscurity, his final words a desperate, "God, who the fuck?! Dennis Leary!!"
1 redtheftauto 2018-05-04
Drunk ramblings like this always come from people who are really enjoying their life.
1 Rock-Coat 2018-05-04
Just further proof that his daily life is absolutely “not “ being effected by this board and the assholes on it!
1 Every1ShouldBKilled 2018-05-04
He's FINISHED.
1 Drumchapel 2018-05-04
Finished as in just cum?
1 Every1ShouldBKilled 2018-05-04
*came, and yes probably
1 Vulgardervish 2018-05-04
He sounds like the drunk miserable bitch you end up sitting on the porch with when everyone else at the party is passed out. "I was the prom queeeen."
1 Single_Action_Army 2018-05-04
He's a queen alright
1 throwawaymanthrows 2018-05-04
He probably blames Twitter for every thing wrong in his life because they banned him.
Never mind the fact that he chooses to spend all day tweeting like a lunatic.
1 Kizzner 2018-05-04
"There's just 27 people. I used to have hundreds of people.." - Nana Cumia
"But they're probably a dedicated 27 people!" - Anonymous McMansion ballwasher.
His irrelevancy eats him up. And it's beautiful.
1 redtrilobal 2018-05-04
He should be happy he got where he is at all and stop crying. Incredibly lucky dude
1 Single_Action_Army 2018-05-04
Or realize his terrible, self-indulgent show lost most of them
1 hair-plug-assassin 2018-05-04
Or if he would just make with the funny, he'd get at least a portion of them back.
1 CuckistaniSacrifices 2018-05-04
Am I the only one who hopes when (or if) Ant makes it to 70 he becomes like Howard Hughes? Keeping cum and piss in jars while watching VideOandA. Blows all his remaining dough purchasing the top floor of the Borgata for 5 years.
1 anonimescu 2018-05-04
Hughes died a billionaire also Howard Hughes medical institute is one of the biggest philanthropic organizations in the world. All the bad decisions attributed to him are the work of his henchmen and the (((mormon))) mafia.
1 deep_legal_shit 2018-05-04
poor nana
1 JustPooch 2018-05-04
Pretty much proof that he browses this sub.
Hey, Tranpa!
1 sherockradio 2018-05-04
Please don't give free advertising to Twitter or to Anthony's periscope. The title should say:
"_i**er decided to fuck me up in the ass" - Anthony
1 RBuddCumia 2018-05-04
We sent Anthony Cumia BACK to obscurity 😂😂😂.
1 Whimling 2018-05-04
At least he's still got his looks
1 MrPoopyButtwholes 2018-05-04
but he's so ug......I SEE WHAT YOU DID THERE CAWKSUCKA!!!
1 redtrilobal 2018-05-04
Trashed ant really sounds like a homosexual pedophile.
1 Suibu 2018-05-04
Yea, ‘sounds like’
1 kingship75 2018-05-04
That's redundant, sir.
1 TheElDan 2018-05-04
‘Trashed ant’ or ‘homosexual pedophile’?
1 kingship75 2018-05-04
Yes.
1 panasonictooth 2018-05-04
Jack Dorsey is Ant's god now.
1 panasonictooth 2018-05-04
He talks like a valley girl when he's wasted.
1 lolercakesmcgee 2018-05-04
“Oh my gawd, riiiight?” - guy who is definitely NOT gay
1 Sauwcsadges 2018-05-04
Twitter is so grody
1 deep_legal_shit 2018-05-04
he's a sissy. The whole thing about Sue is not that he fucked 'her', it's that he used 'her' purported feminitiy as an in to make himself feel less queer when he finally let a dude give it up him up the ass
1 all_copacetic 2018-05-04
He sounds like Nathan Lane when he's got a few cosmos in him. This is how gay he'd be all the time if he could.
1 no_one_inparticular 2018-05-04
Lane is Snake Plissken compared to this drunken old pissy-eyed fruit.
1 Zenaesthetic 2018-05-04
He really does, lol. What a fag.
1 BlackManMoan 2018-05-04
Gag me with a spoon.
1 Audibledogfarts 2018-05-04
he hates that he has 27 followers but wants to block them. I love it.
1 CONCHOPETEghostcock 2018-05-04
Ha ha
1 throwawaymanthrows 2018-05-04
It's over Ant. You're through.
1 ILoveYouJohnnyCakes 2018-05-04
Who's the sychophant in the background licking his balls?
1 dropngo 2018-05-04
You could try to ask Ant but I doubt he knows their name either.
1 saessea 2018-05-04
God, he sounds like a faggot.
1 TacoTrots 2018-05-04
1 J-Bradley1 2018-05-04
•0:02: "Pain in the Assss" Talking about his first night with Sue
•0:05: "Oh My Gawd, right?" Gossiping Valley-Girl Faggot
•0:19: "Nothing Works!" I've been here for Seven years! I hate this place!
•0:27: "This is Terrible!" Any outsiders the first time they listen to The A&A Show
•0:41: "There it is!" When Sue dropped "her" panties
•1:00: "Because Twitter decided to Fuck me up the Ass" Another dumb Sue joke
•1:06: "I swear I will just block everyone" Ah, the tried & tested 'Jim Norton' tactic. Always works
•1:18: "You Assholes keep getting me canned!" What, are ya vegetable soup or sumthin'?
•1:29: "I hate this Asshole, Dennis Leary" Yes, successful Producer, writer, and actor of 30+ films, and has been married to the same woman since 1989. Hate away.....
I really hope he finds a lump somewhere.....
1 SavePoonerman 2018-05-04
This is so fucking spot on, just a drunk washed up hack complaining about everything but himself.
Ant is living exactly the life that he keeps denying.
1 TheSeaDevil 2018-05-04
This will make a great addition to the inevitable YouTube documentary about him.
1 Mac684 2018-05-04
Twitter didnt fuck him up the ass ...sue did.
1 AOTV88 2018-05-04
this is terrrble tehe
1 edgars_teeth 2018-05-04
Every second of this makes me happy.
1 Sicboy69 2018-05-04
Fear & Loathing in the Compound
1 Twatsmash 2018-05-04
Did this flaming nig ever give Leary shit when he did the show? Feel like he just lol’d and kissed his ass like the rest of them. On the bright side, surely his decrepit old organs can’t withstand this level of alcohol abuse for much longer.
1 RacistCyberbully 2018-05-04
Woah! He sounds super gay when drunk. This is really telling. What the fuck? Ant is 100% gay. No wonder he got a divorce. Couldn’t wear the beard any longer.
1 TurningFrogsGay 2018-05-04
He can hold his booze, so he must’ve really hit the bottle hard. Nice to know the comments here have no effect.
1 ShadowbannedKeithM 2018-05-04
This mother fucker sounds gayer than Tippy Tom. Sure blame Twitter for your dead career, maybe they're the ones that turned you into a fag.
1 sanfrancisco69er 2018-05-04
What/when is this from? Its really sad and pathetic
1 Dawgsie 2018-05-04
No effect on your life, huh?
1 redtrilobal 2018-05-04
"YOOOU HAD ME CANNNNNNED" IE you broke their terms of service by spouting clearly unproductive racist tweets. Asshole, it wasn't Twitter that ruined you, if you weren't a proudly awful human, you wouldn't give a shit about twitter, instead you yourself ended your own career on Twitter because people saw the weird insecure terrified person you are. You ended your own career, not by being some noble freedom fighter, but by being an embarrassing nonsensical racist drunk on twitter. I'm so glad Twitter is almost exclusively used by narcissistic celebrities because they destroy themselves in their own feverish hunger for attention from strangers.
1 Psych555 2018-05-04
Blames twitter but not himself. Sounds like a fag.
1 DOPIEandSTANLEY 2018-05-04
Best line in the segment.
1 Whydontulovemelynsi 2018-05-04
cursed image begone
1 Reddit5uck5 2018-05-04
Jesus Christ. he's actually a fag.
what is this from?
1 Peckas1 2018-05-04
Sounds like it's from a periscope he did last night during his shitty karaoke "parties". Bitching that he only has 25 people watching at 4:30am.
1 Skip4play 2018-05-04
Queen was the first word that came to mind with bitching. Hes such a diva.
1 CommodorePawsey 2018-05-04
I thought you guys were kidding. Holy shit, he sounds really gay here.
1 ghandicumia 2018-05-04
Just when you didn't think he could be more of a faggot
1 cro-magnon_sam 2018-05-04
What a whiney bitch.
1 EastSideDan 2018-05-04
When he is drunk he sounds really, really gay
1 BigBoyWithTheButter 2018-05-04
What is this from?
1 TacoTrots 2018-05-04
So gay.
So obviously very, very gay.
1 MonsterSteve 2018-05-04
Why does Ant sound like Rosie Perez here?
1 Dagidugidai 2018-05-04
Ant's relationship with the internet is summed up by Josh in the original Blair Witch Project - "I can see why you like this camera so much. It's not quite reality." It's a way of him avoiding dealing with his horrific situation - he's lost and alone in the woods, and there's no one there to help him.
1 Christopher_Barton 2018-05-04
Keith kicked that map in a river.
1 opestersmammarydrip 2018-05-04
seems alcohol unmasks the ghouls homosexual affectations. what a vainglorious, elderly queen.
1 BASEDBLACKGAYMAN 2018-05-04
76 year old Italian MAN'S MAN with a fucking 16 year old valley girl accent.
1 NOFX_SUCKS 2018-05-04
Who's the drunk white girl talking?
1 lowendranger 2018-05-04
Andy Dick sounding motherfucker.
1 Nickbennettc 2018-05-04
So, this feels like victory
1 TurningFrogsGay 2018-05-04
“I hate Denis Leary.”
The only guy to keep his childhood friend gainfully employed for a decade.
1 whistlingwhistlerer 2018-05-04
Neither of them should be employed
1 Nickbennettc 2018-05-04
So, he's officially gay. Wow.
1 no_one_inparticular 2018-05-04
Whatever ounce of respect I may have had for Cumia has gone out the window. He literally sounds like a ten year whining because he’s been told to clean his room or that he can’t have a video game.
1 consensualsexnovd 2018-05-04
There's something deeply disturbing about this
1 hair-plug-assassin 2018-05-04
This is the most I've ever been actually convinced that he's gay. That voice...
1 J-Bradley1 2018-05-04
Listen to the, "This is terrible" at 0:36.
Sounds like he's auditioning for the lead in a 'Clueless' remake
1 mannylou 2018-05-04
jesus, ant. this is just....I used to turn on the radio every morning at 6 am to hear him and....now. who is HE? do we know? does anyone? what happened. I sound like ronny b. oh well. carry on.
1 JohnJJohnsonMN 2018-05-04
Holy shit, he has gay voice now.
1 fatshamers 2018-05-04
Yes Anthony, we're the problem. Not the fact that you're an alcoholic who employs a heroin addict on a "radio show*." Not the fact that you date girls absurdly younger than you and brag about to seem cool. Not the fact that you've fucked transexuals and lied about it (if you owned up to it, no one would care). Not the fact that you've hit women and have been arrested for domestic violence. Not the fact that you're a public racist who goes on twitter rants that end in firings and blocked accounts.
It's us. We're the problem. How dare we air out all your disgusting flaws. You're almost fucking sixty, and you're still a professional victim.
*it's really just a live podcast
1 alamanluke 2018-05-04
What a fucking fruit.
1 Finnagitgotten 2018-05-04
27 people! 27! What a drunken loser. Kill yourself ant.
1 Peckas1 2018-05-04
Ah, I can see why he rolled over and quickly settled with his wife during their divorce.
1 dickybell86 2018-05-04
Until the background music started I assumed this was one of those witty slowed down edits to make someone sound more hammered than they actually were... This poor bastard sounds like my evil lush grandmother talking about the cock she used to get before her once-beautiful tits began to resemble udders on the killing floor, crusty with blood.