Audio: Incredibly drunk Ant gets sent back to obscurity: "I used to have hundreds of people watch my Periscope, but Twitter decided to fuck me up the ass!! I swear I will block every one of you. You assholes keep getting me canned!!!"

159  2018-05-04 by RapistWithHIV

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“Thissss isss terr-abllle” - definitely does not sound like an effeminate lisp at all.

He sounds like a fruity Frisco queen in this... I imagine he's dressed like Carmen Miranda.

JEE-SUS Christ. SONofA bitch.

Ol’ Joe Cumia knew a fruit when he saw one.

Ant effeminately saying, "What a pain in the ass.", at the beginning sounds like he means it literally. He's probably using a big roll of paper towels to soak up all the anal blood that's gushing out of his rectum. Just another day at The Compound.

Reverse Tippy Tom style.

It all makes sense now.

Sue's boipucci turned him into a faggot. That or Richard in the tree house or drinking his dad's pee in the shower. He's gay is what I'm saying.

He was born that way. Those instances were Tranth being true to self.

How fucking sad this man's existence is. He's a millionaire, or at least was and he cannot function in his day to day life without the people that he sends to obscurity.

What does he want us to watch him do on periscope? Am not watching some geriatric scumbag and a vulnerable trans-thing go at it

The end is a masterpiece. Soft guitar strumming and old TV dialogue grow to drown out Ant's cries as he is finally absolved into the solitude of obscurity, his final words a desperate, "God, who the fuck?! Dennis Leary!!"

Drunk ramblings like this always come from people who are really enjoying their life.

Just further proof that his daily life is absolutely “not “ being effected by this board and the assholes on it!

He's FINISHED.

Finished as in just cum?

*came, and yes probably

He sounds like the drunk miserable bitch you end up sitting on the porch with when everyone else at the party is passed out. "I was the prom queeeen."

He's a queen alright

He probably blames Twitter for every thing wrong in his life because they banned him.

Never mind the fact that he chooses to spend all day tweeting like a lunatic.

"There's just 27 people. I used to have hundreds of people.." - Nana Cumia

"But they're probably a dedicated 27 people!" - Anonymous McMansion ballwasher.

His irrelevancy eats him up. And it's beautiful.

He should be happy he got where he is at all and stop crying. Incredibly lucky dude

Or realize his terrible, self-indulgent show lost most of them

Or if he would just make with the funny, he'd get at least a portion of them back.

Am I the only one who hopes when (or if) Ant makes it to 70 he becomes like Howard Hughes? Keeping cum and piss in jars while watching VideOandA. Blows all his remaining dough purchasing the top floor of the Borgata for 5 years.

Hughes died a billionaire also Howard Hughes medical institute is one of the biggest philanthropic organizations in the world. All the bad decisions attributed to him are the work of his henchmen and the (((mormon))) mafia.

poor nana

Pretty much proof that he browses this sub.

Hey, Tranpa!

Please don't give free advertising to Twitter or to Anthony's periscope. The title should say:

"_i**er decided to fuck me up in the ass" - Anthony

We sent Anthony Cumia BACK to obscurity 😂😂😂.

At least he's still got his looks

but he's so ug......I SEE WHAT YOU DID THERE CAWKSUCKA!!!

Trashed ant really sounds like a homosexual pedophile.

Yea, ‘sounds like’

That's redundant, sir.

‘Trashed ant’ or ‘homosexual pedophile’?

Yes.

Jack Dorsey is Ant's god now.

He talks like a valley girl when he's wasted.

“Oh my gawd, riiiight?” - guy who is definitely NOT gay

Twitter is so grody

he's a sissy. The whole thing about Sue is not that he fucked 'her', it's that he used 'her' purported feminitiy as an in to make himself feel less queer when he finally let a dude give it up him up the ass

He sounds like Nathan Lane when he's got a few cosmos in him. This is how gay he'd be all the time if he could.

Lane is Snake Plissken compared to this drunken old pissy-eyed fruit.

He really does, lol. What a fag.

Gag me with a spoon.

he hates that he has 27 followers but wants to block them. I love it.

Ha ha

It's over Ant. You're through.

Who's the sychophant in the background licking his balls?

You could try to ask Ant but I doubt he knows their name either.

God, he sounds like a faggot.

God, he sounds like a faggot. God, he sounds like is a faggot.

•0:02: "Pain in the Assss" Talking about his first night with Sue

•0:05: "Oh My Gawd, right?" Gossiping Valley-Girl Faggot

•0:19: "Nothing Works!" I've been here for Seven years! I hate this place!

•0:27: "This is Terrible!" Any outsiders the first time they listen to The A&A Show

•0:41: "There it is!" When Sue dropped "her" panties

•1:00: "Because Twitter decided to Fuck me up the Ass" Another dumb Sue joke

•1:06: "I swear I will just block everyone" Ah, the tried & tested 'Jim Norton' tactic. Always works

•1:18: "You Assholes keep getting me canned!" What, are ya vegetable soup or sumthin'?

•1:29: "I hate this Asshole, Dennis Leary" Yes, successful Producer, writer, and actor of 30+ films, and has been married to the same woman since 1989. Hate away.....

I really hope he finds a lump somewhere.....

This is so fucking spot on, just a drunk washed up hack complaining about everything but himself.

Ant is living exactly the life that he keeps denying.

This will make a great addition to the inevitable YouTube documentary about him.

Twitter didnt fuck him up the ass ...sue did.

this is terrrble tehe

Every second of this makes me happy.

Fear & Loathing in the Compound

Did this flaming nig ever give Leary shit when he did the show? Feel like he just lol’d and kissed his ass like the rest of them. On the bright side, surely his decrepit old organs can’t withstand this level of alcohol abuse for much longer.

Woah! He sounds super gay when drunk. This is really telling. What the fuck? Ant is 100% gay. No wonder he got a divorce. Couldn’t wear the beard any longer.

He can hold his booze, so he must’ve really hit the bottle hard. Nice to know the comments here have no effect.

This mother fucker sounds gayer than Tippy Tom. Sure blame Twitter for your dead career, maybe they're the ones that turned you into a fag.

What/when is this from? Its really sad and pathetic

No effect on your life, huh?

"YOOOU HAD ME CANNNNNNED" IE you broke their terms of service by spouting clearly unproductive racist tweets. Asshole, it wasn't Twitter that ruined you, if you weren't a proudly awful human, you wouldn't give a shit about twitter, instead you yourself ended your own career on Twitter because people saw the weird insecure terrified person you are. You ended your own career, not by being some noble freedom fighter, but by being an embarrassing nonsensical racist drunk on twitter. I'm so glad Twitter is almost exclusively used by narcissistic celebrities because they destroy themselves in their own feverish hunger for attention from strangers.

Blames twitter but not himself. Sounds like a fag.

You assholes keep getting me canned

Best line in the segment.

cursed image begone

Jesus Christ. he's actually a fag.

what is this from?

Sounds like it's from a periscope he did last night during his shitty karaoke "parties". Bitching that he only has 25 people watching at 4:30am.

Queen was the first word that came to mind with bitching. Hes such a diva.

I thought you guys were kidding. Holy shit, he sounds really gay here.

Just when you didn't think he could be more of a faggot

What a whiney bitch.

When he is drunk he sounds really, really gay

What is this from?

So gay.

So obviously very, very gay.

Why does Ant sound like Rosie Perez here?

Ant's relationship with the internet is summed up by Josh in the original Blair Witch Project - "I can see why you like this camera so much. It's not quite reality." It's a way of him avoiding dealing with his horrific situation - he's lost and alone in the woods, and there's no one there to help him.

Keith kicked that map in a river.

seems alcohol unmasks the ghouls homosexual affectations. what a vainglorious, elderly queen.

76 year old Italian MAN'S MAN with a fucking 16 year old valley girl accent.

Who's the drunk white girl talking?

Andy Dick sounding motherfucker.

So, this feels like victory

“I hate Denis Leary.”

The only guy to keep his childhood friend gainfully employed for a decade.

Neither of them should be employed

So, he's officially gay. Wow.

Whatever ounce of respect I may have had for Cumia has gone out the window. He literally sounds like a ten year whining because he’s been told to clean his room or that he can’t have a video game.

There's something deeply disturbing about this

This is the most I've ever been actually convinced that he's gay. That voice...

Listen to the, "This is terrible" at 0:36.

Sounds like he's auditioning for the lead in a 'Clueless' remake

jesus, ant. this is just....I used to turn on the radio every morning at 6 am to hear him and....now. who is HE? do we know? does anyone? what happened. I sound like ronny b. oh well. carry on.

Holy shit, he has gay voice now.

Yes Anthony, we're the problem. Not the fact that you're an alcoholic who employs a heroin addict on a "radio show*." Not the fact that you date girls absurdly younger than you and brag about to seem cool. Not the fact that you've fucked transexuals and lied about it (if you owned up to it, no one would care). Not the fact that you've hit women and have been arrested for domestic violence. Not the fact that you're a public racist who goes on twitter rants that end in firings and blocked accounts.

It's us. We're the problem. How dare we air out all your disgusting flaws. You're almost fucking sixty, and you're still a professional victim.

*it's really just a live podcast

What a fucking fruit.

27 people! 27! What a drunken loser. Kill yourself ant.

Ah, I can see why he rolled over and quickly settled with his wife during their divorce.

Until the background music started I assumed this was one of those witty slowed down edits to make someone sound more hammered than they actually were... This poor bastard sounds like my evil lush grandmother talking about the cock she used to get before her once-beautiful tits began to resemble udders on the killing floor, crusty with blood.