Imagine how pissed you’d be if you’re Husband takes some shit job for some online podcast no one has ever heard of and it leads to 1,000+ online threads calling you fat?

139  2018-05-04 by oandauser

39 comments

1  Compound_MediaPR 2018-05-04

Dave Landau likes them hefty!

1  McGowan9 2018-05-04

He sure does!

1  KillerKuhn 2018-05-04

I'm sure we've all had moments of depression or inebriation where we have fucked women much fatter than our standards would typically allow, but Dave Landau married the morbidly obese last resort.

1  EastSideDan 2018-05-04

Dave Landau is a fatso with a faux hawk at age 40. She's the one who should feel ashamed.

1  AnimalKingdom123 2018-05-04

Someone actually posted pics of her. She isn't that bad. Dave Landau is lucky to be with her.

1  Psych555 2018-05-04

Standards?

1  EnigmaticTortoise 2018-05-04

To be fair, she was probably a midwestern 10 before she popped out two burdens and stopped caring

1  BoardroomBimmy 2018-05-04

I would be a lot less mad knowing that he works for the only Free Speech Platform that is 100 percent totally uncensored for just the price of Netflix each month!

1  AntsCamera 2018-05-04

I bet Daves wife could make you see god with a blowjob.

How about she blows everyone and we take a poll, it would be the most academic way we could do this so it would be fair for us, the fatso and the cuck Dave.

1  RGB-NES 2018-05-04

God.. fat bitches really do give great head.

1  paulallens 2018-05-04

no they don't, dave

1  RGB-NES 2018-05-04

You haven't found one that's hungry enough.

1  SpaceCaseBassFace 2018-05-04

Maybe the jokes on us and he likes piggies.

1  late_50s_why 2018-05-04

She should tell herself "at least it's real show biz"

1  HappensHappen 2018-05-04

Even Dave Landau’s wife occasionally catches herself looking over at him and thinking, “Who??

1  opieisterrible 2018-05-04

Or "Moo"

1  JimNortonUnfunnyFag 2018-05-04

She is fat though, so it's like calling a red car, red. She should just stop eating like a fucking elephant.

1  paulallens 2018-05-04

no, he got it for free. employees usually get to take home leftover food.

1  iWhoreSchortSchorts 2018-05-04

Not at the Taco Bell I work at :(

1  paulallens 2018-05-04

Well here at the Panera family, us employees get treated with a bit more respect.

1  iWhoreSchortSchorts 2018-05-04

We still doing that meme?

1  Whydontulovemelynsi 2018-05-04

we've been a broken record for years, of course we are

1  iWhoreSchortSchorts 2018-05-04

Leaning on the mic stand like a sleepy Jim Norton...

1  DrSvarheeny 2018-05-04

When ¿Dave Landau? proposed to his wife she said "OINK!!!"

Then they rolled around in a pig pen of her own shit

1  sumant28 2018-05-04

I too, would be pissed if I am Husband

1  sjeffiesjeff 2018-05-04

Your. Retard.

1  Friend_of_Kramer 2018-05-04

It’s “your” you dumb shit.

1  rodneymunch87 2018-05-04

Wonder what some of the wildebeests that people on this sub wrangle in

1  MandibulofacialWeil 2018-05-04

We all get hot women like Sue.

1  ScarletNumbered 2018-05-04

Not as pissed as not knowing the difference between your and you're

1  PaintedPicture 2018-05-04

My husband gets mad if i suck his dick too hard, i can't even imagine if people started calling him fat bc of me!

1  Sicboy69 2018-05-04

On the bright side, the number of people who are aware of Dave Landau’s existence has double due to this sub making fun of him & his wife. Although, honestly I’m still not quite sure how the fuck he is.

1  DoubleGunns 2018-05-04

Not as pissed as I'd be if my husband got fired from his six figure radio job for taking a picture of a fat man on a toilet

1  SalesCunt129 2018-05-04

EIGHT FIGURES

1  catshitinmyurethra 2018-05-04

Fuck Dave landcow. He's a schmarmy motherfucker.

1  opestersmammarydrip 2018-05-04

I imagine she may sink into serious depression and eat herself into a coronary.

1  LoouisCuCK 2018-05-04

What a brave stance to take insulting the wife of someone affiliated with Compound Media.

/s

1  magicjohnsonpositivy 2018-05-04

This fucking faggot says Imagine if you are Husband takes some shit job.... WHY DID U CAPITALIZE HUSBAND?

1  oandauser 2018-05-04

Shut the fuck up. My phone does what it does. This isn’t a thesis.

1  EastSideDan 2018-05-04

Dave Landau is a fatso with a faux hawk at age 40. She's the one who should feel ashamed.

1  AnimalKingdom123 2018-05-04

Someone actually posted pics of her. She isn't that bad. Dave Landau is lucky to be with her.

1  Psych555 2018-05-04

Standards?

1  EnigmaticTortoise 2018-05-04

To be fair, she was probably a midwestern 10 before she popped out two burdens and stopped caring