Miraculously I made it through the entire day without anyone referencing the date tie-in. Either means more people are wising up to the necessity of lame Star Wars to be ignored, or I just have increasingly little human contact.
People who still invest time in Star Wars are faggots and manchildren (sometimes both). Star Wars are produced and pumped out not for story, but to sell action figures to children too young to understand the shift that the original trilogy created in filmmaking. They advertise Star Wars and Marvel films on fucking Dole bananas for Christ sake. The fact people still anxiously wait to see this linear garbage makes me hope for a plate tectonic shift that causes a super volcano to black out the sun.
26 comments
1 Compound_MediaPR 2018-05-04
Please do.
1 Bibimbap4211 2018-05-04
Perfect Highway sign.
1 Bams_seed 2018-05-04
As long as you're not risking endangering any audio equipment, go for it. October the 3rd be with you
1 Psych555 2018-05-04
Did you have to look that up or do you have the date memorized?
1 Bams_seed 2018-05-04
It's my bday. We're going to have a huge party complete with a jeep pinata
1 TehSamurai01 2018-05-04
I got paranoid for a second wondering why you brought up that date. It's my birthday, too. Small world.
1 PepperTheCentaur 2018-05-04
Well shit. Today is my mothers birthday.
1 Bams_seed 2018-05-04
No way. Tomorrow is my mother's birthday 😮
1 InfamousDoubt 2018-05-04
Wtf! My mother also has a birthday!!
1 SavePoonerman 2018-05-04
You are all fucking pathetic, this reads like a normal reddit thread and you should all be ashamed.
1 peopleforgetthat 2018-05-04
DATS DA BIT
1 late_50s_why 2018-05-04
Don't damage any Vizio branded equipment is all we wanted, drive safe
1 deanthecleanmachine 2018-05-04
if thats what it fucking takes
1 crookedmile 2018-05-04
Put up or shut up
1 Mr_Brightside23 2018-05-04
Hopefully Ol' Booze Bag Harrison Ford crashes his plane into it.
1 Not_My_Real_Acct_ 2018-05-04
Harrison Ford is a friend-of-a-friend. (Seriously.) From what I hear, he is stoned 24x7.
1 DrSvarheeny 2018-05-04
Indiana Stoned or sumpthin
1 schmuckOnWheels 2018-05-04
How's the traffic on the ol GW Parkway?
1 InfamousDoubt 2018-05-04
I live near dc too! What a small world!
1 Nuwanda84 2018-05-04
Slow down, holmes. Take it easy on the fellas, ese.
1 HappensHappen 2018-05-04
I was driving a carpool and said that and everyone laughed.
Cheap joke telling bag of shit I am. I feel so dirty.
1 late_50s_why 2018-05-04
Tbf I am more happy seeing these kind of humor than the "I iZ le gay homosexual" at this point
1 TruehoodX 2018-05-04
Eww
1 chip902 2018-05-04
Welcome to Virginia mother fucker
1 heyrube1979 2018-05-04
My gf said that to me this morning and I kicked her tits off
1 AiCPearlJam 2018-05-04
Underrated comment.
1 deep_legal_shit 2018-05-04
Jew Wars
1 Ants_Oily_Hair 2018-05-04
New star wars is so fucking gay.
That shit was supposed to stay in the 70s and 80s and be something cool u watched years later as a weird sci fi movie from 40 years ago with puppets
Its not supposed to be like a faggy thing still around
1 jofreal 2018-05-04
Miraculously I made it through the entire day without anyone referencing the date tie-in. Either means more people are wising up to the necessity of lame Star Wars to be ignored, or I just have increasingly little human contact.
1 AiCPearlJam 2018-05-04
People who still invest time in Star Wars are faggots and manchildren (sometimes both). Star Wars are produced and pumped out not for story, but to sell action figures to children too young to understand the shift that the original trilogy created in filmmaking. They advertise Star Wars and Marvel films on fucking Dole bananas for Christ sake. The fact people still anxiously wait to see this linear garbage makes me hope for a plate tectonic shift that causes a super volcano to black out the sun.
1 PepperTheCentaur 2018-05-04
Well shit. Today is my mothers birthday.