84 2018-05-04 by DennisFalconePunch
1 Guac_Bowl_Cuck 2018-05-04
Imagine someone calling you a pedophile and you're only valid response is "uhmmmm ackchyually....."
1 stinkypussay 2018-05-04
He blocked me before i could correct him and call him a hebephille..someone attracted to 12-14 yr olds
1 piggyboi 2018-05-04
Tss, what's that, someone who likes jews or sumpin'?
1 Ants_Oily_Hair 2018-05-04
Tss tss what? Like hebrewphilia where u suck all the rabi peckers?
1 Phkna1 2018-05-04
I guess it's back to obscurity for you.
It is called the "Cumia Defense." Publicly acknowledge allegations of pedophilia, but do not deny them.
Pedophiles can enter into contracts.
That remains to be established. However, judicial precedent is clear that racists can make contracts.
1 homerj123 2018-05-04
That's what his NAMBLA sponsor told him to say when he was grooming Sue.
1 PrvtBlair 2018-05-04
Sue's a nice young boy.
1 deep_legal_shit 2018-05-04
NAMBLA sponsor
how do you know so much about this
I'm his sponsor.
1 BergStonewall 2018-05-04
You should do an AMA.
1 packitchofsositch 2018-05-04
Is he working his way up to fully admitting it to the world? "Finally, what a load off!"
1 Single_Action_Army 2018-05-04
Yeah I bet he got a load off
1 hair-plug-assassin 2018-05-04
Sue is the one who got the load off
1 taint_stuffer 2018-05-04
Yes it’s different, but everyone will look at you the same as the same creep. He is older than my grandparents where when I was 15.
1 Stoopkidd710 2018-05-04
Fantastic fucking caption.
1 Psych555 2018-05-04
This is a parody, right? Right?
1 TacolasCage 2018-05-04
Of course he knows the correct terminology
1 blue_magoo_62 2018-05-04
This is fake.....right?
1 ghandicumia 2018-05-04
It seems like he went mad on Twitter because of opie actually getting his podcast.
1 AdminsFuckedMeOver 2018-05-04
https://mobile.twitter.com/AnthonyCumiacm/status/992233316115013632
1 xxmikekxx 2018-05-04
I’ve seen interviews with “it’s not pedophile it’s ephebophile” guys before & when you start repeating that line you are in a dark & creepy place.
1 JohnJJohnsonMN 2018-05-04
And Opie wins that round.
1 RBuddCumia 2018-05-04
Ant’s finally admiring everything.
1 AnthonyCumio 2018-05-04
I'M NOT A PEADOPHILE BUT I FUCKING LOVE TO EAT TINY BOYS AND GIRLS ASSES, FAM.
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1 Guac_Bowl_Cuck 2018-05-04
Imagine someone calling you a pedophile and you're only valid response is "uhmmmm ackchyually....."
1 stinkypussay 2018-05-04
He blocked me before i could correct him and call him a hebephille..someone attracted to 12-14 yr olds
1 piggyboi 2018-05-04
Tss, what's that, someone who likes jews or sumpin'?
1 Ants_Oily_Hair 2018-05-04
Tss tss what? Like hebrewphilia where u suck all the rabi peckers?
1 Phkna1 2018-05-04
I guess it's back to obscurity for you.
1 Phkna1 2018-05-04
It is called the "Cumia Defense." Publicly acknowledge allegations of pedophilia, but do not deny them.
1 piggyboi 2018-05-04
Pedophiles can enter into contracts.
1 Phkna1 2018-05-04
That remains to be established. However, judicial precedent is clear that racists can make contracts.
1 homerj123 2018-05-04
That's what his NAMBLA sponsor told him to say when he was grooming Sue.
1 PrvtBlair 2018-05-04
Sue's a nice young boy.
1 deep_legal_shit 2018-05-04
how do you know so much about this
1 homerj123 2018-05-04
I'm his sponsor.
1 BergStonewall 2018-05-04
You should do an AMA.
1 packitchofsositch 2018-05-04
Is he working his way up to fully admitting it to the world? "Finally, what a load off!"
1 Single_Action_Army 2018-05-04
Yeah I bet he got a load off
1 hair-plug-assassin 2018-05-04
Sue is the one who got the load off
1 taint_stuffer 2018-05-04
Yes it’s different, but everyone will look at you the same as the same creep. He is older than my grandparents where when I was 15.
1 Stoopkidd710 2018-05-04
Fantastic fucking caption.
1 Psych555 2018-05-04
This is a parody, right? Right?
1 TacolasCage 2018-05-04
Of course he knows the correct terminology
1 blue_magoo_62 2018-05-04
This is fake.....right?
1 ghandicumia 2018-05-04
It seems like he went mad on Twitter because of opie actually getting his podcast.
1 AdminsFuckedMeOver 2018-05-04
https://mobile.twitter.com/AnthonyCumiacm/status/992233316115013632
1 xxmikekxx 2018-05-04
I’ve seen interviews with “it’s not pedophile it’s ephebophile” guys before & when you start repeating that line you are in a dark & creepy place.
1 JohnJJohnsonMN 2018-05-04
And Opie wins that round.
1 RBuddCumia 2018-05-04
Ant’s finally admiring everything.
1 AnthonyCumio 2018-05-04
I'M NOT A PEADOPHILE BUT I FUCKING LOVE TO EAT TINY BOYS AND GIRLS ASSES, FAM.