Jesus christ what kind of cuck sub is that.

after reading the sub name I wasnt sure but you really put it together

I wonder how many times you'd be able to say "no, I absolutely wouldn't fuck your rhinoceros of a spouse" before you get banned.

This is a good idea.

I’d agree but if your wife looked like that you’d be desperately trying to make sure that people would want to fuck her, it’s a self esteem thing

Ketchup?! 😲

What am I, five?

Five hundred lbs

Doesn't help she has a flat ass. I hope people in that thread call her a pig.

Eeew. Cold mustard and ketchup?

She should stuff one of her udders in that milk jug and fill it up while she’s down there

This made my day, bud.

Look at that deflated ballsack she calls pussy lips

Had to double check to make sure it wasn't posted on r/traps

And after 3 hours of research, did you come to a conclusion?

I'd love to shit on them but I'm obliged not to fault their brand choice when it comes to biscuits and gravy.

Why did you post a picture of a elephant with down syndrome and a weight problem?

isis propaganda

Back to the stable, Mrs. Ed.

FART

I wonder how she put on all that weight

dude, those are balls

Why would you bring an albino horse into your kitchen?

She's a pig, but I'd still fuck her.

Is anyone hungry?

Well, not after seeing that, thank you very much.

Those Morning Star meals don't seem to be working. I'd still probably slide my grimey little peckah in there. I've done worse and at least she's got pop tarts.

I've done much worse

I mean I’d bring that to pound town