The thing I hate the most about Jim and Sam is that they take their jobs for granted.

96  2018-05-02 by TinKnockinMoroccan

Say what you want about opie and anthony but they did work to achieve their careers. These two genetic disasters blundered their way into 6 figure radio jobs by default and still have the arrogance to put the absolute minimum effort into the slow rolling dumpster fire that they call a show. They have no business being so successful but they show zero gratitude for being given the opportunity. I can't fathom the complete lack of self awareness(or complete narcissism) it takes to luck into such a fortunate position and just do fuck all with it. You would think they would work their asses off and try to make the most of the situation. But no.

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Jim used to give shit when he started out. Opie, Ant, and Jim were all coasting like motherfuckers in the final years.

To a degree, Jim used to realize he was achieving far beyond his rightful station in life as a Jersey road hack. Over the years he's bought into his own hype and actually believes he's a top tier comedian and broadcaster.

Do you think Jim taking deep pretentious inhales before dissecting the nuanced intricacies of 'Chip' as though he's a real person makes him delusional?

I won't have it.

Don't forget master interviewer. How many fucking "talk shows" has he tried to host?

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Jim thinks speaking few words at a time and furrowing his brow makes him seem insightful. He also breaks eye contact with the guest as if he's deep in thought trying to conjure the right words

He also breaks eye contact with the guest as if he's deep in thought trying to conjure the right words

HAHA HOLY SHIT

I had forgotten about the Vice show he did with Bailey Jay. Oof.

That show was a built-in failure because it only took five minutes for everyone to lose interest in jim and go google bailey jay’s dick instead

You’re not wrong.

a man with no interests or personality is hosting a talk show. how could they have possibly failed?

No interests? KISS, gay blowjobs and peepee

He's great as Jimmy on o and a. Shit on everything else

There was a point when they’d have a guest in who wrote a book or was in a movie and Jim would have notes of questions for the guest. That was only a few years ago.

I think around 2010 he started telling everyone "we just got the book last night." At least wikipedia the shit.

Patrice's death put everything out of whack for all of them.

... I think there might be some truth to that statement, but I can't put in to words why.

That’s true. Opie was so crushed by it. Remember he had that beard?

Right on. I always hated how Sam marketed himself as this super hard worker. All he did was show up everyday and log tons of hours “at work”. But there’s little evidence of his time served translating into quality content.

Sam is proof that 80% of success is showing up.

And the other 20% is hanging out with old guys who need a kid around to what explain Gangnam Style is.

Thanks for putting it in words. These two faggots need to read this and wince like the pussies they are.

Ant never did shit. He showed up for work, cracked jokes about fucking teenagers, and went home. Opie was the only one who actually pushed their careers.

cracked jokes

That's more than you can say about Jim and Sam.

But Anthony was the reason the show was funny everyday, which pushed it more than Opie ever did

Now Ant just cracks ribs.

Opie is bad

Opster really navigated that vessel didn't he.

There’s no fucking way Sam is making six figures. The fact that he’s cheap as hell is the only thing keeping him employed.

There’s no fucking way Sam is making six figures.

To be fair, that's not hard to accomplish these days if you're in the right industry.

Sure. But he’s in the wrong industry. Sirius is famous for shitty pay to nearly everyone who doesn’t have a channel named after them.

Sam Roberts is proof of the cognitive flaw that people have with presence. They think presence equals performance. Somebody just being "at work" for 60 hours a week is perceived as performing hard work. Sam Roberts is the yellowbone Black Earl Douglas. Yeah, 80 percent of success is showing up. The other 20 percent is talent, of which Sam Roberts has very little. People like this eventually get found out and fired. No Phitrum Paul's saving grace is that SXM looks like some sort of scam and the (((people))) in charge will not care how awful a program is unless the person is out of control off the air or completely insane on the air like Anthony and Fez. Sam isn't interesting or talented enough to be an Anthony or Fez guy so he's got the gig for a while.

Sam Roberts is proof of the cognitive flaw that people have with presence. They think presence equals performance. Somebody just being "at work" for 60 hours a week is perceived as performing hard work

This happens a lot with old-school assholes (typically sales). About 4 years ago I got laid off from a company I helped build for 7 years because I started taking every Friday off 2 months before being let go, even though I would show up at 6am and work till 3pm. He would tell me "All of your guys are here working until 5pm everyday", to which I would say "I'm a director dude. How do you think these guys know what they're doing?". Either way, six figures down he drain. Oh well, I made my money, he got rich. Now his company and staff are smaller and less successful since I've been gone. Fucking yuppie faggot.

You don't sound salty at all. And fridays off? Steve would be proud

No, I was pleased as punch to lose a lot of money and a job of 7 years. Get it together man.

How about you show up for work then snowflake.

I don’t have to. I created your job. Suck my dick from the back kid

Haha joke's on you I don't have a job.

I’m taking off fridays for the foreseeable future.

If I worked for someone who didn’t bother to show up to work 1/5 of the week, I’d think they were a lazy bum too.

I genuinely can't work out if this is a Steve reference

Jim and Sam fill a fucking time slot. I'm sure management "likes" them as they don't cause problems, but if some new suit had a great idea on how to revamp the Faction channel, their asses would be gone. How would you even describe their show to a new subscriber?

"There used to be this fun show called Opie and Anthony but the original hosts are gone now. The ones still left standing took over their timeslot though."

I've never heard an entertaining or transgressive idea come out of either of their uninformed mouths the handful amount of times I listened to the show. Neither of these guys have been given any investment, training, or notes, and that becomes painfully obvious when a guest comes in to be interviewed. They have no fucking idea what to do when a new guy comes in, as they never do any kind of prep work. It's fascinating that they have even lasted this long.

or notes, and that becomes painfully obvious when a guest comes in to be interviewed

i'll have you know, Mr Morton had a sheet of paper with dead mother questions

or notes, and that becomes painfully obvious when a guest comes in to be interviewed

i'll have you know, Mr Morton had a sheet of paper with dead mother questions

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It is hilarious that they think they are the talent.

They are time filler.

Haha they handed the channel to Jason Ellis and were outraged about it

Covino and Bitch have top billing over them.

They're fine.

If they put 2 hours per day of effort into their 4 hour show, they'd be almost listenable.

Jim and sam have cum to eat and butt holes to sniff. Time= money

You'd think after years of toiling and wondering if they'd last or survive... once they get a chance to make it their own, they would capitalize. Nope. They see it as the company giving them a vacation. Or a much overdue boost. They don't see this for what it is... a mega corporation giving them the platform to make something of their own name.

This is your career. When it's all said and done, this is what we have to base our memories of you on. When you're not around, this is what you give us to remember you by.

With all due respect to how funny Norton once was on radio, this is what sets the tone and separates little loud mouthed cocksucking faggots who moonlight on radio like Norton, and people like Stern. Jim was given a mile, and he's decided to lounge about in an isolated 6 inch area. Stern was given an inch and stole 1 mile a few times over by debasing the world, taking advantage, stealing the spotlight and giving you something to remember once he had your attention.

What does Norton have left? Fatigued self-deprecating vanilla musings.

6.0 inches = 15.24 centimetres.


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Does Jim still eat and talk into the mic like a fucking asshole?

Can you imagine constantly farting around your coworkers without being beaten to a pulp? He's a disgusting elderly child molesting pervert. There's no cure for what Jim Norton has.

He's disgusting

and Ant

elderly

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child molesting

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pervert

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I'll get shit on for this, but I think Sam does actually try, or at least did. The thing about Sam is that he just plain sucks. Whether he is trying or not, he'll never create anything good. It doesn't help either Jim gives absolutely zero effort to tell Sam his ideas are shitty, or work them into something better. But most of the shit that goes on in that show is 100% Sam. That retarded drawn-out intro, the stupid games he brought on air (like "who almost shat their pants in the bus"). Again, it's not funny at all, but the neanderthal does try in his own stupid way (same thing with interviews, Sam actually watches/reads the material getting plugged, Jim has an excuse why he couldn't every time). Just look at this stupid YouTube show. No one watches it, but he still got the set made, and he still enjoys doing it. He's the only one who is still thirsty, the problem is that he's a dud, and not only is he a dud, he has to work with someone who is completely apathetic.

I never took Sam for a slacker, he would wake up at like 3 AM to take the train into the city and then leave some time later in the evening? It sounds like he didn't have much of a life at all outside of SiriusXM, surprised he found the time to get married during all of that. But I generally agree about his talent, I genuinely don't find him interesting, and was best suited as a producer.

Yeah, Sam tries. Unfortunately, he just doesn’t have the talent to be funny, and his voice is like having someone take your eardrums over a fucking cheese grater. He’s a little bitch. Fuck Sam.

sam isn't funny. never has been. and he's not even good as the set up man jim is only good is short bursts show never should've happened but Sirius really doesn't care

I won't shit on you, I agree that Sam was the one guy that really tried to make all the right moves to get his own show. He did Production for O&A and whatever else they needed in order to make a name for himself. He's the first one to get his own show, I think, from Sam & Than, to Sam & Dave, to the wrap-up show, and awful pre-show, a Friday afternoon show, and then his overnight show.

Once Jim took over the board on the Jim & Sam Show, it hightlighted both their failings. Jim is a terrible board op and lead host, Sam is a terrible co-host. It worked much better the other way around, and I always thought that Friday shows were better when Jim was out because it seemed like it was Sam's show, and he wasn't just deferring to Jim. Unfortunately, "Sam's show" mostly consists of "Let's have in wrestlers, and try bits with the interns."

people who praise jim and sam are the same people who thought the movie avatar was profound. when you ask them to quote a great scene or line they fold like a house of cards.

if you asked me for a classic OnA episode i could rattle off 10 great ones without much thought. ask me for a classic jim and sam ep and i'll call you a retarded faggot

if you asked me for a classic OnA episode i could rattle off 10 great ones

Go on then, list

Nah, let's knock off early today

The first few months they were on, I genuinely liked it. It had a good energy, they brought back the celebrity sabotage interview for a bit, or at least were making waves for not taking any shit from people like Nancy Grace. Sam was even almost tolerable, because he played off of Jim's lead.

I think after 5-6 months, they fell back into their old rhythms and used the show as their own personal hobby excelerator, and it turned into just another time clock to punch. Plus Jim not having another actual comic or proven funny person to work off of is like isolating a whale at Sea World. Jimmy comes to work with his top fin all folded over. (Watch Blackfish, damn it)

I hate Avatar so much.

How about the years of getting heckled and boo’d off stage . You’re just one of those fucks that think stand up is simply just getting on stage and telling jokes . Well champ it’s not.

The thing I hate most about Jim and Sam is they aren't funny. I would give Hitler a pass if he was absolutely hilarious. Okay maybe that was a bad example...

Tss yeah, Loudness of the goatz! Tss

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Heh, you guys are like jilted lovers. I still listen to Jim and Sam a few times a week. It’s not classic o&a but I still prefer it to whatever else I could be listening to. It’s one thing to just not like what they’re doing, but get the fuck out with this moralistic bullshit about work ethic. Pathetic faggots.

I agree. I think the sub is really stretching to come up with things to hate lately. Some real faggoty posts going up rather than just waiting for one of the three to fuck up (which always happens sooner rather than later).

Opie is back on the 9th. Thats when I'll be checking out the sub again

listen to cum town. it's 100x funnier

I feel like Jim is "fine" if this doesn't work out like he won't make sirius money again but through smaller podcasts and comedy he will be ok to retire very comfortably.

Sam on the other one is t he dumb fuck. Like he has no talent or clout. If he loses this job thats it no one will hire him again its over. How does he not realize that? That would keep me up at night. Years ago I had a job I had no right in being at that made good money at the time and every day I feared being fired and did my best to justify staying. He is just way too cocky for the no talented shit he is.

I like the people who defend Jim & Sam because they can't even compliment the show. So far all I've see are "it's fine" and "Its better than getting your arms and legs ripped off." Wow, yeah, you guys turned me around on them.

No, I was pleased as punch to lose a lot of money and a job of 7 years. Get it together man.