Go back to your obscure parchment writings

131  2018-05-02 by Shitpost-Ghost

22 comments

So in ye olde times the Stallones and Cumia's were one family

Before the great Calamari Wars of the 1680’s, in the long ago.

Fucking scungili fights

Those were some dark days in the Mezzogiorno (and Brooklyn).

Sitting under a olive tree wondering who is hitting the tops of their heads with olives

TAKE YA BACK

I doth oft proclaim, the moors are scoundrels and commit trespasses in measure in unmatched.

Nice Shakespearean dialogue, stupid.

Hark! Who art thou to protest against those of the same shade?

I seem to have misplaced my musket

Descartes was French and wrote in French and Latin.

The nigga has a full head of hair and skin smoother than a weathered picnic table. Can't be a cumia.

That is before generations of inbreeding with lower castes. He would look like Prince Harry if those distant generations weren't deranged, depraved lowlife

Alas where is mine own matchlock musket?

Its Antwan Fitzcumia 13th generation night soil collector/ trader from Grimshoe Hundred

“I yell ‘nigger’, therefore I am.”

I FORSAKE THEE TO CLANDESTINE MEANDERINGS!

PASSAGE OBSTRUCTED!

"I drink therefore I tran"

Aha aha! Most divine faeces!

Give sue the dick

Cogito ergo gun

oof.

Obviously this was painted before Earl Viscount Cumia got the dreaded Small pox that left him scarred for life.

This guy used to be the town crier but was stoned for using vulgarities

I think, therefore I am not a nigger

Have thee not witnessed the ample bosom of adolescent flesh and wished to partake? NO?! Then I protest that thou doth proclaim falsehoods!!!