The market is so over-saturated. It's fucking awful. All these zilches who have been doing it for months but know about marketing more than comedy. Yuck. CQ made a joke on O&A one time about how when he started it was a rare thing to be a comedian but now you tell someone you're a comic and they're like 'Oh yeah my cousin does it.'
These cunts are horrendous, but somehow they’ve spun a naughty title and an appearance on Rogan into a “top rated” podcast, whatever that means.
Fun fact: Bonnie was on this show awhile back and brought Opie’s wife as her guest. These cunts were like “we want to talk to your hot blond friend” and Bonnie was like “she definitely doesn’t want to talk about the guys she’s fucked”.
There are only 3 female issues that females talk about: being praised for being fat, being praised for being sluts, and being allowed to vacuum dead babies out of their cunts for free.
Worse than these two is the clam duo behind My Favorite Murder. OMG, murderers are like, so fucking awesome! It'll be poetic justice if an actual murderer stalks them and makes a successful attempt on their lives.
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1 literalotherkin 2018-05-02
The market is so over-saturated. It's fucking awful. All these zilches who have been doing it for months but know about marketing more than comedy. Yuck. CQ made a joke on O&A one time about how when he started it was a rare thing to be a comedian but now you tell someone you're a comic and they're like 'Oh yeah my cousin does it.'
tl;dr cunts suck
1 PhilipMarma 2018-05-02
These cunts are horrendous, but somehow they’ve spun a naughty title and an appearance on Rogan into a “top rated” podcast, whatever that means.
Fun fact: Bonnie was on this show awhile back and brought Opie’s wife as her guest. These cunts were like “we want to talk to your hot blond friend” and Bonnie was like “she definitely doesn’t want to talk about the guys she’s fucked”.
1 literalotherkin 2018-05-02
They were on Rogan? Jeez. I mean you've got to hand it to some people they know how to hustle. Or is there actually a real audience for this tripe?
1 PhilipMarma 2018-05-02
Rogan had mentioned them a bunch, said he was a big fan, then had them on a few months ago.
They may have a genuine audience too—I guess women are into podcasts now?
1 Rainbowuser13 2018-05-02
Another quality product from Zainez......fucking ick...
1 Randal_X 2018-05-02
Wherein expanding cat ownership is discussed.
1 jofreal 2018-05-02
If Sherrod becomes Opie's permanent podcast partner maybe they'll change the name to 2 Ope Queens.
1 Applesauceinmypants 2018-05-02
I like the use of ! instead of an e.
1 blue_magoo_62 2018-05-02
Guys they fisted?
1 PhilipMarma 2018-05-02
Guys, we farted.
1 StanleyKubricksPenis 2018-05-02
How many episodes can they do? Don't they eventually run out of guys whom they have fucked?
1 jofreal 2018-05-02
I think they've now rebranded as a female empowerment show and have become highly vocal about the hot button women's issues of the day.
1 PhilipMarma 2018-05-02
Exactly. Plus the semi-fuckable one is in a relationship and the other one is aging poorly and quickly becoming unfuckable entirely.
1 TriangleDimes 2018-05-02
There are only 3 female issues that females talk about: being praised for being fat, being praised for being sluts, and being allowed to vacuum dead babies out of their cunts for free.
1 Dirty_Deebs 2018-05-02
Sometime around ep 300 most likely. Don't you get it? These brave ladies get around and they're not ashamed of it!
1 JoshFromMichigan 2018-05-02
Women comics talking about their vaginas? Now I've heard it al!!
1 literalotherkin 2018-05-02
Actually it's pretty common these days.
1 SalesCunt129 2018-05-02
Amy Schumer where ya at bitch
1 enzo_trash 2018-05-02
“guys we fucked for spots”
1 jsnoots 2018-05-02
Krystyna? Her parents are garbage people.
1 jofreal 2018-05-02
She's a real Kynt.
1 Kenn_Kennerson 2018-05-02
Garbage people? Do you always mimic ari shaffir phrases or just today?
1 jsnoots 2018-05-02
Just lucky I guess. I don't listen to Ari at all, he is annoying on any subject.
1 Lyle_D_Chipperson 2018-05-02
From what I saw their appearance on JRE was awful, worse than wide-eyed Kurt
1 PhilipMarma 2018-05-02
It was, but they conned and charmed Rogan.
1 Suibu 2018-05-02
Jingling keys in front of a baby; The Joe Rogan Experiance
1 chomp-chomp-chump 2018-05-02
Whoa... So, Keys... In front of a baby? Jamie pull that up for me...
1 Lyle_D_Chipperson 2018-05-02
Yeah they did and I don't think they even had to mention MMA, DMT, or hunting
1 jofreal 2018-05-02
Worse than these two is the clam duo behind My Favorite Murder. OMG, murderers are like, so fucking awesome! It'll be poetic justice if an actual murderer stalks them and makes a successful attempt on their lives.
1 RacistCyberbully 2018-05-02
Combined, they make a perfect 10.
1 DougmanWGodspeed 2018-05-02
Never heard of these broads, but I hope they get some bland libertarian boyfriends to force them out of trying to be funny.
1 SalesCunt129 2018-05-02
That is the worst name for a podcast ever. Cunts.
1 chomp-chomp-chump 2018-05-02
Whoa... So, Keys... In front of a baby? Jamie pull that up for me...