I'm sorry Mrs. Landau, but we don't serve ice cream by the "cask"

80  2018-05-02 by Compound_MediaPR

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"Our pipeline is designed to carry crude oil and not food grade custard, Mrs. Landau."

Is she crying or breathing?

Yes

dats vulga

lol idky but cask hit me hard. fucking funny use of the word right there