no, once the cops take them they're gone unless you spend $$$$$$$$$$ getting them back, and even then most of the time the cops will render them unusable.
When poor black people plead guilty on the advice of their court-appointed lawyers it's because they're guilty. When Antwan Kumiya plead guilty on the advice of his expensive get-out-of-jail lawyer it was because "that's how the system works".
From a business standpoint, Anthony should move to California. Being in that environment day in and day out would tap into everything that made him funny on the radio. Honestly, O&A should have done it in their latter years. They would have kept every single listener and added another huge block. There’s a whole west coast market that O&A never tapped into. As long as Anthony stopped with all the conservative values bullshit and just went back to calling democrats faggots, he’d do well. Sports coat Anthony stinks.
lol why? Because leaving New York would be the smartest thing Anthony has done in years. Staying here and doing a shitty green screened show with a dying heroin junkie and now apparently some chubby chaser named Dave is fucking retarded. Best case scenario is Artie sneezes too hard and his heart explodes on air. Most publicity that show will ever get.
You're absolutely right. Shit, didn't Anthony partially grow up in California? He could buy actual land away from the coloreds where he can shoot his guns and not have to deal with litigious Jewish neighbors when he flies the CunnyDrone around.
I expect this is about guns. He will never, ever get a handgun or carry permit in NY so he will move somewhere where he can carry a gun around and be white trash.
...and considering he bought THE COMPOUND at the absolute peak of the market and it's now worth 1/3 less than he mortgaged for it that should be real soon.
This shithead should have bought a few hundred acres in Montana, or Texas, or Arizona and lived happily ever after on a ranch with his guns, YEARS ago, back when he had clout and a future.
He could have had an actual compound, not a Long Island pre-fab "McMansion", with a pool that's open more than four months a year, and set up his shitty greenscreen studio inside a 4 car garage, and make SiriusXM pay to install an ISDN line line they do for most of their radio jocks.
He hated the commute, he hated being in the studio with Opie, and he didn't do anything before or after the shows that required him to actually be in the office. It's not like he partakes in anything the City has to offer outside of an occasional Yankee game in October, when they're in the playoffs.
At least then, his creeping insanity and slow death of liver failure could be blamed on his isolation and hermit lifestyle. Instead, he's just a old, drunk, racist curmudgeon who'll die here, kicking and screaming the entire time about how oppressed he is in New York state.
I remember Anthony saying around 2012 he only lived in NY because of the radio show, and would leave for Texas or another gun friendly conservative state as soon as he had a chance.
The fact is, he’s Long Island white trash. He’s not going anywhere. He was born, lives, and will die an early death all within a 20 mile radius.
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1 SpudsCuckley 2018-05-02
Hopefully he’s planning on reuniting with his parents.
1 DamonTyler 2018-05-02
I believe they are both deceased.
1 Dr-Seepage 2018-05-02
He is setting up a studio in thailand on the advice of john or jeff, who he communicates with through the dark web
1 homerj123 2018-05-02
He is still overstimulated from his week at Disney. He will get over it.
1 TacolasCage 2018-05-02
Did he ever get his firearms back?
1 MrPoopyButtwholes 2018-05-02
no, once the cops take them they're gone unless you spend $$$$$$$$$$ getting them back, and even then most of the time the cops will render them unusable.
1 cro-magnon_sam 2018-05-02
Next stop New Jersey!
1 MrPoopyButtwholes 2018-05-02
Doesn't have a DV conviction yet. Isn't the court case still going?
1 itsnotpiss 2018-05-02
Yeah, don't leave NY now because that multi-million dollar media empire is really going places.
1 Patmcpsu 2018-05-02
Just wait until he gets the Tampa Bay studio
1 thats-the-bit 2018-05-02
I like how he threw that in there, but he absolutely does have a DV conviction.
1 Jungies 2018-05-02
He pleaded guilty, and had to undergo a court-mandated rehab program.
I can't believe Grandpa's forgotten that already - he's getting worse.
1 thats-the-bit 2018-05-02
Plead Guilty = Guilty
1 AcrobaticWatercress 2018-05-02
When poor black people plead guilty on the advice of their court-appointed lawyers it's because they're guilty. When Antwan Kumiya plead guilty on the advice of his expensive get-out-of-jail lawyer it was because "that's how the system works".
1 thats-the-bit 2018-05-02
Yeah, but he also bit the bitch and broke her ribs. That nigga guilty.
1 Ant_Sucks 2018-05-02
Wasn't part of the plea deal that his conviction be struck from the record if he did his silly rehab?
1 OutlawMemer 2018-05-02
The rehab into which he snuck alcohol, as per Joe "A Child's Saliva Makes Me Feel Alive-a" Cumia?
1 itrits 2018-05-02
Hopefully meatballs can convince him to stay.
1 JohnJJohnsonMN 2018-05-02
Which state's children will he prey on next?
1 kelp_bouquet 2018-05-02
From a business standpoint, Anthony should move to California. Being in that environment day in and day out would tap into everything that made him funny on the radio. Honestly, O&A should have done it in their latter years. They would have kept every single listener and added another huge block. There’s a whole west coast market that O&A never tapped into. As long as Anthony stopped with all the conservative values bullshit and just went back to calling democrats faggots, he’d do well. Sports coat Anthony stinks.
1 ShadowbannedKeithM 2018-05-02
Leave now
1 kelp_bouquet 2018-05-02
lol why? Because leaving New York would be the smartest thing Anthony has done in years. Staying here and doing a shitty green screened show with a dying heroin junkie and now apparently some chubby chaser named Dave is fucking retarded. Best case scenario is Artie sneezes too hard and his heart explodes on air. Most publicity that show will ever get.
1 HookerMouth82 2018-05-02
You're absolutely right. Shit, didn't Anthony partially grow up in California? He could buy actual land away from the coloreds where he can shoot his guns and not have to deal with litigious Jewish neighbors when he flies the CunnyDrone around.
1 joomommyhappy 2018-05-02
"draconian DV laws" is #3 on the Forbes "Why do people move?" list.
WTF?!?
1 jamescaannigga 2018-05-02
Cuomo's bill is bullshit, though
1 ucfgavin 2018-05-02
translation:
When Artie dies and I run out of money, I'm moving in with Fez in Florida and knocking tin while drinking PBR and talking about the "good ol days"
1 AirBuddDwyer 2018-05-02
Fez Marie will not lower himself to quarter that pock-marked canaille
1 ucfgavin 2018-05-02
Good point!
1 SalesCunt129 2018-05-02
Todd lives a private life.
Plus does his mom have room For Anthony too?
1 RealTonySchiavone 2018-05-02
An audio recording of that would be infinitely better than anything produced by CP Media.
1 ucfgavin 2018-05-02
I would buy a sub to that
1 Wolfizm 2018-05-02
Too many of "those people" in NYC, and by "those people", I mean the tempting trans community.
1 1475315963 2018-05-02
He plead guilty to a third-degree assault, what the fuck is he talking about?
1 Doc_McCoyXYZ 2018-05-02
Arizona or Texas.
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1 The-Lunger 2018-05-02
Gary Glitter is setting up bunk beds in Nam waiting for his new hut mate.
1 edfromla 2018-05-02
No connection? You bit a bitch. That’s domestic violence you dumb spaghetti nigger
1 David_Tosk 2018-05-02
Can you imagine this wop in Texas or something? They will sniff out his gayness and murder him right away
1 MandibulofacialWeil 2018-05-02
Off to the navy with Lady Di!
1 HappensHappen 2018-05-02
?? As soon as possible? He could have bought half of Texas in 2014 and lived like a gay emperor.
Nigga running out of money.
1 RealTonySchiavone 2018-05-02
Sounds like AntH finds the Governor...Cuomotose
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1 SwampYankee 2018-05-02
I expect this is about guns. He will never, ever get a handgun or carry permit in NY so he will move somewhere where he can carry a gun around and be white trash.
1 illydelph 2018-05-02
> as soon as it's possible
...and considering he bought THE COMPOUND at the absolute peak of the market and it's now worth 1/3 less than he mortgaged for it that should be real soon.
1 ghandicumia 2018-05-02
Biting is violence
1 i_saw_nothing 2018-05-02
This shithead should have bought a few hundred acres in Montana, or Texas, or Arizona and lived happily ever after on a ranch with his guns, YEARS ago, back when he had clout and a future.
He could have had an actual compound, not a Long Island pre-fab "McMansion", with a pool that's open more than four months a year, and set up his shitty greenscreen studio inside a 4 car garage, and make SiriusXM pay to install an ISDN line line they do for most of their radio jocks.
He hated the commute, he hated being in the studio with Opie, and he didn't do anything before or after the shows that required him to actually be in the office. It's not like he partakes in anything the City has to offer outside of an occasional Yankee game in October, when they're in the playoffs.
At least then, his creeping insanity and slow death of liver failure could be blamed on his isolation and hermit lifestyle. Instead, he's just a old, drunk, racist curmudgeon who'll die here, kicking and screaming the entire time about how oppressed he is in New York state.
1 matt151617 2018-05-02
I remember Anthony saying around 2012 he only lived in NY because of the radio show, and would leave for Texas or another gun friendly conservative state as soon as he had a chance.
The fact is, he’s Long Island white trash. He’s not going anywhere. He was born, lives, and will die an early death all within a 20 mile radius.
1 DamonTyler 2018-05-02
I believe they are both deceased.