Where will Opie go to promote this hot garbage?
3 2018-05-02 by Lies_and_Propaganda
The Tonight Show? Daily Show? I wonder what sort of shows he feels he deserves to be on.
Honestly I’m betting the largest platform he’ll be able to promote on is Rogan. And I mean he’s going to actually have to go out and actively promote this too since the bosses can actually see the numbers.
I feel bad for everyone forced to listen to Opie during his “media blitz”. But I feel worse for all the former guests Opie is going to try to guilt into letting him promote on their show.
7 comments
1 Yaseetheo 2018-05-02
Nah you got it all wrong. The best of the best don't go on a promotional tour they go into a Media Freeze™.
1 ObeseBobbyDeathWatch 2018-05-02
They come to me. I don’t come to them.
1 Chippah69 2018-05-02
You got that from Scorch
1 MawBTS1989 2018-05-02
When starting a new show, it helps to have a network of friends and industry contacts who are willing to promote you to their fans.
Opie has spent years aliening and antagonizing literally everyone he's ever worked with and soon we'll see this wise decision pay off.
1 TacolasCage 2018-05-02
Ant talking shit about him is the only plugs he's getting
1 GoAwayThrowAway9669 2018-05-02
They're individually placed follicles.
1 Hamburger212 2018-05-02
remember when he said that he kept turning down RedEye because politics wasn't this thing? No, talking extemporaneously isn't your thing, Dumdum.
1 dom6502 2018-05-02
He won't go anywhere
1 GoAwayThrowAway9669 2018-05-02
They're individually placed follicles.