There's so much more in life. Politics, pedophilia, Reddit, pedophilia, Twitter, pedophilia, absentee fatherhood, pedophilia, a diminished allowance, pedophilia, male pattern bald head shaving, pedophilia, terrorist tactics, pedophile, joy in dead toddlers because of an online dispute, pedophilia. And U2 and Journey, but never the Foo Fighters. And pedophilia.
This reminds me of that Todd Barry joke where he was walking through a park and saw the bass player from the Spin Doctors sitting on a bench reading Bass Player magazine
It really is one thing when you have a full band together, all playing U2 and Journey covers. Get drunk enough, eh it's like a real U2 show! Could be a fun time! In the naaaaaaaaaame of love one night in the name of love!
I can't imagine anybody wanting to listen to a nobody play acoustic guitar like a fucking frat boy strumming "Wonderwall" in the quad. Anytime I've attended any sort of social gathering in my life where someone pulls out their acoustic guitar, I want to smash it over their head like Jeff Jarrett. Let me just sit here uncomfortably in silence and listen to you "jam" for as long as you want.
I hated Joe Cumia before but this is... this is just another level. This is despicable.
10 comments
1 ShitDickery 2018-05-01
His odious personality and well thought political rantings
1 PeeSoup3030 2018-05-01
He's going to chug the largest amount of child spit ever attempted. I hear they need an oil tanker to bring it all in
1 Compound_MediaPR 2018-05-01
There's so much more in life. Politics, pedophilia, Reddit, pedophilia, Twitter, pedophilia, absentee fatherhood, pedophilia, a diminished allowance, pedophilia, male pattern bald head shaving, pedophilia, terrorist tactics, pedophile, joy in dead toddlers because of an online dispute, pedophilia. And U2 and Journey, but never the Foo Fighters. And pedophilia.
1 Yaseetheo 2018-05-01
He is wearing a shirt with a guitar on it surrounded by guitars holding a guitar. I guess his guitar glasses were in the shop.
2 crookedmile 2018-05-01
This reminds me of that Todd Barry joke where he was walking through a park and saw the bass player from the Spin Doctors sitting on a bench reading Bass Player magazine
1 TacolasCage 2018-05-01
People who are shitty at guitar do that shit
1 OkaySeriouslyBro 2018-05-01
It really is one thing when you have a full band together, all playing U2 and Journey covers. Get drunk enough, eh it's like a real U2 show! Could be a fun time! In the naaaaaaaaaame of love one night in the name of love!
I can't imagine anybody wanting to listen to a nobody play acoustic guitar like a fucking frat boy strumming "Wonderwall" in the quad. Anytime I've attended any sort of social gathering in my life where someone pulls out their acoustic guitar, I want to smash it over their head like Jeff Jarrett. Let me just sit here uncomfortably in silence and listen to you "jam" for as long as you want.
I hated Joe Cumia before but this is... this is just another level. This is despicable.
1 RBuddCumia 2018-05-01
A medley of Gangsta Fag’s songs.
1 StuffOpieThrew 2018-05-01
Hopefully it'sike when Will Farell did Neil Diamond on Storytellers.
1 TacolasCage 2018-05-01
Nice Photoshop job to make him look white
1 David_Tosk 2018-05-01
Wasn't he like a cook in the army? He's wearing a hat that gives off the impression he was like a navy seal or something. I can't quite make it out