How will the O&A saga end?
10 2018-04-30 by BigPurpleSuit
Like most of you I was a fan during the glory days but now follow the O&A world out of morbid curiosity for the retarded Shakespearean tragedy it has become. So what are your 5-10 year predictions for how this all ends? Does everyone just fade into obscurity while the remaining listeners lose interest (do any of these guys even have a real following outside this subreddit?)? I ask after having seen Opie's latest output which...speaks for itself.
11 comments
1 Compound_MediaPR 2018-04-30
In two years Anthony cumia will be like Uncle June in the last episodes of The Sopranos.
1 Sueable 2018-04-30
You and your brother used to drink children spit.....we were involved in that ?
1 3stepsbackward 2018-04-30
Opie and Anthony will end up rolling around on the floor with each other and accidentally shoot each other in the process.
1 GWARscientist 2018-04-30
tHEeY wILl rEE uNIiTe wWheNn hOweeEErd rEE tIResSS
1 Nick_1989 2018-04-30
Anthony will become Annette.. Jimmy will become Jane... and Opie will fade away into dust mahnnnnnnnnnn
1 idamnedit 2018-04-30
Beavis dies of alcohol poisoning after consuming the liver of a bloated Anthony corpse.
Jimmy gains weight becomes funny again, but eats a shotgun round in a fit of depression. But fucks it up and goes on tour as a somber prop to a motivational speaker. (He is in a wheelchair, drools constantly, and says Chippah to everything)
Opie... who's that again
1 Youseeonlydarkness 2018-04-30
I don't know...Anthony Cumia is probably going to get himself in trouble on the internet several times in the next 5 years. One of those times could involve legal issues again but it could also just be a series of meltdowns. Opie still has a stake in that restaurant and he probably has enough saved up to be doing okay. He'll have a relative invest his savings, that relative will end up making him some money at first but then eventually start skimming off the top until he realizes he's been robbed blind. Then he'll kill his family and light a fire to alert the authorities before shooting himself in the head.
1 robocopsboner 2018-04-30
This will all be taken from us randomly when one of you shit heads makes a hilarious racist troll post in another sub, and then this place will be branded a hate-sub and deleted.
I'd say then a bunch of us will probably OD or kill ourselves and that'll be that.
1 JohnQNo1 2018-04-30
Wasnt expecting an ending that happy
1 RBuddCumia 2018-04-30
A Shakespearean play doesn’t have this much mental illness.
hey-ooo
1 TyCobbFuckParty 2018-04-30
kid fucker - stroke, coma, dies
tits - murdered by a hobo who “just didn’t get tha bit.”
jim - suicide
joe - beaten to death by a flash mob in a newbalance footwear store at the mall.
lady di - washes ashore, tells harrowing tale of heroism and sacrifice before a senate subcommittee, honorable discharge from the navy. bronze statue erected in elizabeth NJ.
bobo - sister maims him, begs for gofundme$, sis then travels to switzerland
scorch - tonight show host. marries bam margera’s ex. has a few little scorches of his own with her.
1 CheeseSocks 2018-04-30
Who cares? They’ve all been exposed as either mentally ill, gay or worse. I wish that they would all battle to the death. I want to see tranpa and kidspits triumph only to be killed by a horde of black people.
1 SoreNun 2018-04-30
Not with a bang, but a whimper
1 JohnQNo1 2018-04-30
Wasnt expecting an ending that happy