What an absolute fucking mook.

100  2018-04-30 by JoeCumiasCockBreath

36 comments

Typical east coast mutant. I'd like to lock him in a cell with a calculus book just to see what happens

Poor little mug would be SO SCARED as he slowly died of thirst

Put your arm down, rat teeth. Nobody believes you have muscles.

Jesus, is that why he's doing that?

He reminds me of Izzy mandelbaum

Invisible lat syndrome.

Hides tits. Lifted arm and clenched fist tightens the chest.

So in other words, he's a dumb wop.

Yo, we need a lat pull down machine in the studio, ant.

I bet the entrance to Keith's house is just a large hole gnawed through the wall.

Are you saying he lives in Ant's ass and only crawls out for the show and to bath the evidence away from children?

Whoa, is that 1976 Arnold Schwarzenegger? Lay off the weights and let some of us betas have a slice of the pie, eh?

Was he just eating Oreos?

Drop the luggage there hoss

His giant wop schnoz casts a shadow on his front teeth. Sad

Why’s he standing like that ?

He’s pretending he has lats.

With the Costco shirt/chain, my guess is he’s sporting a pair of fresh white Kirkland sneaks too. But check out this guys fawking lats, bro!

I'm actually embarrassed by how hard I chuckled at "Kirkland sneaks".

Fuck that one got me too

He has the physique of a 90 year old shut in.

He's Tom Cruise good-lookin' in the Cumia circle of friends.

Teeth the Chomp.

A real man's man. And by that I mean a man who likes to pleasure other men

Ant's personal ladyboy wrangler.

The holster hunch. Freaking lurch copper.

Please hold my lypoed fat master cumia. I’m going to flex.

Is that Kenny "Insurance Fraud" The Cop?

Scoop Ditty-Whoop

I really really hate Italian people

THEY AREN'T PEOPLE!!

They aren't Italian

Look at how intimidating & Italian he is...what a smart, business savvy man...

Ol invisible lats rat face loves to pose for the camera

The kinda guy who would steal money from your kid's envelopes at his first communion party.

Cover up that cross, my motha will kill you.

That's what a pedophile's handler looks like. His face is starting to resemble a Halloween mask.

Black tshirt + gold chain = class.