Oh, you think I really got a podcast with Westwood One? HA HA, joke's on you, I'm still an unemployed loser! Fawkin got ya

219  2018-04-30 by SHITLORD_CUNTDICK

63 comments

DAts dA bIt!!!

I wonder what's worse:

Opie "trolling" saying he has a job

or

Flexing your e-muscles as a moderator of a board for a radio show that hasn't been relevant in over a decade

*was never relevant

It was very relevant in Worcester, MA.

Opie never has to pay for a drink in Ronkonkoma.

The konk

You guys are practically begging them to make a quick 5k with this constant shit.

I could be on TV lately I just choose not to be, fuckface

I've been getting plenty of offers dickhead so get off my back fuckface! Just leave it alone!

ME: I don't know about being on tv, ASSHOLE, because I wasn't on it this decade, FUCKFACE!!!

Dey were gonna buy me a Tesla but it didn't work out, alwright?

period.

Jesus christ, did you have to use the lifesize resolution?

That picture is really hard to look at full screen.

Yeah right! He could've been a model.

ME: Being an unemployed loser is the bit you idiots!!!

Then Opie ripped me off*hoo hoo*. I was doing that bit for years through the 2000's.

Opie undermines himself to win a battle against us. This is wonderful. There is no greater victory than to convince your enemy to destroy himself.

Tbs?

TBS is all things funny these days, of course the Opester is part of it.

He was asked to talk about a prank he did (the Mayor prank).

Of course it bombed.

It would have been smarter to go with the 100 Grand bit.

Just because you're really into being unemployed again...just leave it alone! Seriously!

Do you really wanna know what the other bums are sayin about you?!?!

No, trust ME!

How come Stern and other radio personalities haven't got fired from their job and constantly pretend to get new work? Since they always were copying Opie for their great success, sad so many broadcasters have obviously dropped the ball.

Guys, we should pretend that we don't know that he doesn't have a job and just make him keep putting up fake videos to try to convince us he'll be working for Westwood One.

We can control his life.

We should do fake promos for Opie on Westwood one. This is the next move

I'd say we should all start calling Westwood One to demand to know when Opie's show starts, but that might actually get them interested in his sudden spike in popularity.

Although the views would drop right off once it starts, if started at all. It would become end up like danny's podcast

That'd be better than him never getting a podcast. Seal the nail in the coffin. Give him a taste of nonhumiliation then take it away. He'd never EVER work again

Honestly, his odd behavior is just cringe worthy at this point. He's acting like the weird kid in high school who badly photo shops himself into a picture with a famous celebrity and claims that they're dating.

Other than being dead, what would opie have had to do for you guys to like him, back when O&A was a thing?

When he was really mean and providing awkward interviews with bad guests, or setting up Anthony or Jim or one of the great comics to shine within a segment, he illustrated his broadcasting worth.

Him setting up and pushing the slave girl bit was hilarious and resulted in a great show

They were few, but there were a few moments where Opie was funny, boarder line charming..

Is there a thread out there with stamped examples of this already?

His doucheyness far out weighs any redeemable qualities he may have, or ever have shown in the past. The fact that he is a multi-millionaire makes that fact unacceptable.

Piece of shit.

Why “other than”? Let’s try it out.

Remember his victory hands up extension when they announced he “won” best prank on this show?

I cannot believe he hasn't had the wherewithal to walk into Best Buy, buy about $1000 worth of podcast gear (that will last for years and give good sound quality) and started even just a basic podcast yet. At least he'd be relevant on some level and be on people's radars. Regardless of how much he's not liked around here, he still has a decent handful of fans that would check it out/probably do decent numbers, maybe Bobby would pick it up and get it some good exposure on his network.

To just sit around and wallow in obscurity like this is so childish and stupid. Fucking do something already, it's 2018, it doesn't take much.

He wouldn't do much worse than Anthony, plus he wouldn't have the albatross of a failing podcast network around his neck m

You are ignoring the fact that he can't actually broadcast by himself.

That's what Im saying, he could find people to carry his ass just like he always has. If this guy had even a shred of motivation or creativity, he'd be off and running already.

He doesn't have any "guys". He had pay pals. Noone is going to hitch themselves to Opie w/o the exposure that Sirius was bringing. They could just do their own podcast.

He doesn't have any "guys". He had pay pals. Noone is going to hitch themselves to Opie w/o the exposure that Sirius was bringing. They could just do their own podcast.

He still has name recognition. I think he has more fans than you think. Comics would still do it for an hour, especially if it was on Bobby's network/they could just record it at his studio there.

Same could be said for Bill Cosby, and I would root for him before I would for Opie. And you’d be likely to get better results if you were one of those comics.

Doing this would force the Opster to realize how obscure he really is, in the form of a shockingly low download count. Not trying is better than trying and failing to him, Weirdfellas.

I'm not sure that's true.

His nose with be mushed into anything he does, whether it is shit, or not.

Alas... He probably has enough corn to do what he's doing, whatever that may be, until he dies.

Maybe he invested well. If I could retire and have a beach house at 55 or whatever he is, I'd do it. And I make a nice living at a job I love. But if I could stop at his age and apply my energy to playing guitar, or just travel with my wife, I'm in.

Of course I'll be on Twitter talking about my jobs, real or imagined, never.

This is a guy that was supposedly passionate about radio and talk radio, you'd think he'd have it in him to be active in it in some way shape or form.

True. Maybe he knows he's burned his bridges.

Could it be a noncompete?

He acted like he got called for the sports show job (said he was more if a starting pitcher though), an LA deal, then somewhere in there the Tesla as a bonus, and now after a few weeks he pretty much admitted this was just stringing people along. I find some strange shit amusing, but if I had some modicum of fame, this isn't how I'd amuse myself. Especially if I were contemplating retirement.

You can start a podcast with a yeti microphone. That's really all you need.

Can he take podcast equipment into the city, though. That's the real question.

I'm glad we're back on Opie, he's just so fun to hate. The Anthony stuff started getting little played out. Wonderful that dummy decided to do something embarrassing again to catch our attention.

WHERE THE FUCK IS MY PODCAST????

Christ is he ugly

He could have been a model fuckface!! Nice try with the hate tho.

Its ramping up

From a D to Double Ds

YOU GOT HIT

No he hilariously said it's not @WestwoodOne it's WestwouldWon. The guys a comic genius. Can't wait for the new show it's going to be laugh riot.

I had a feeling somebody had information that this wasnt true when Jim made the comment about how Chip was completely incompetent, but could manage to do a podcast every week.

REMINDER: Sam Roberts used to lick this man's dirty asshole.

Aprehll Falls

Wait isn't the podcast supposed to start in a day or two? What the fuck

Nice closed eyes, stupid.

This is a guy that was supposedly passionate about radio and talk radio, you'd think he'd have it in him to be active in it in some way shape or form.