Dave Smith plans to marry this

47  2018-04-30 by JustPooch

25 comments

I mean are you surprised? he is a complete faggot

shes gotta dumper id like to squeeze, i could deal with the chin

The ass was fat.

The sadder part is Jim is jealous.

He knew breeding with a chin like that was his only chance to have normal looking kids. I'd motherfuck the scumbag that stole that from me too.

Yes I believe this joke was made a few times

Comment, u/ComedianDaveSmith ???

I hope he knows to be a comedian you have to make people laugh first.

That silence is thinkin' time.
You see, people often don't think the government be that way, but it do.

Excellent work on the fake ears and nose.

This comment is somehow really easy & obvious yet understated in how mean it is.

I'm gonna bust a nut over Chin cunt while reading this comment out loud to myself.

Danny?

I didn't know Dave was gay

"Waluigi" has to be the laziest naming of a character ever.

guess that makes Dave JewWario? Hope he goes out the same way

Legit 8/10 ass

Does he believe in marriage?

Somehow the chin here looks more natural and attractive than her real chin.

WAAAAHt's wrong with that?

There's worse things in the world.

First of all, she's a Toledo 8.5. In certain areas of the country, there'd be "really nice guys" she'd consider "just a friend" lined up around the block in certain areas of the country. Meanwhile she'd be getting deep-dicked at the club while they were all saving up engagement ring money.

Second, Dave Smith is not exactly setting the comedy world on fire. He's a third-tier comedy act, and he pulled something commensurate (hell, maybe even a bit above) his place in the business.

I'm happy for him, quite frankly.

Fuck you for being happy for Dave Smith.

Are you guys not good with backhanded compliments?

Toledo 8.5 is a perfect way to describe her.

I would too.

What exactly is the target audience for this photograph?

hot.

Wow that’s an ass. Is that Lauren? I never realized I would let Lauren pee and shit on me.

The ass was fat.