Who is uglier, Ant or chickenfan1?

8  2018-04-29 by Dr-Seepage

Im going to say chickenfan1, Ant does have slightly worse skin, but in terms of general hideousness I think the weeb has him beat. Your thoughts gang?

19 comments

1  homerj123 2018-04-29

Chickenfans skin is pre pocks. So he will look like a ginger Anthony at some point.

1  IbDotLoyingAwright 2018-04-29

Mean-spurrited

1  nunyobisnez 2018-04-29

No U are https://www.reddit.com/r/opieandanthony/comments/87afcs/so_which_poker_players_do_you_think_chickenfan1/

1  chickenfan1 2018-04-29

come on guys, dis hurts

1  plane2nowhere 2018-04-29

Stop motion animation is vastly superior to anime.

1  chickenfan1 2018-04-29

yea i like wallace and gromit

1  Toss__Pot 2018-04-29

Anth's waifu is a holographic u/chickenfan1

1  ShitDickery 2018-04-29

If chickenfan applied this much effort into trying to be accepted here with a female of his species he might not be all alone

1  Dr-Seepage 2018-04-29

Effort doesn't necessarily equal success

1  ShitDickery 2018-04-29

Maybe if he finds one just as fat and greasy like himself

1  Dr-Seepage 2018-04-29

Was he that fat? I only remember the greasy spotty mushface

1  ShitDickery 2018-04-29

yeah he is just starting to blossom into snowman body

1  Dr-Seepage 2018-04-29

Yeah, now that you mention it i do recall a jelly gut trying to escape the stifling constraints of jeans and tshirt. Wow, this guy really is the total package!

1  Sueable 2018-04-29

Anthony. Plus Chicken finger only needs his waifu he doesn’t go trolling for boypussy hammered with a codependent brother depleting his Xanax fund. With that said chicken is also repulsive.

1  RBuddCumia 2018-04-29

At least Ant has enough charisma to seduce tweens, this guy has nothing.

1  Dr-Seepage 2018-04-29

Is that what they call money now?

1  RBuddCumia 2018-04-29

Either way, it gives Pock a leg up.

1  Dr-Seepage 2018-04-29

Yeah, i think its a safe bet that /u/chickenfan1 uses his multiple reddit accounts to supplement the grinding misery of his life, 'existing' in more exciting personas, but he lives in poverty in a basement studio cubicle.

1  RapistWithHIV 2018-04-29

let me see chickenfan1 please

1  Dr-Seepage 2018-04-29

I think the mods deleted the pic. Hes basically a horribly acned blubbery mess, who drinks rockstar energy drinks with a gay crucifix in toilets, presumably after beating off in the toilets to hentai

1  WaterFromTheWell 2018-04-29

https://imgur.com/a/Tuzr0lz