Carrot Top has really let himself go to shit

30  2018-04-29 by cucktastrophy

23 comments

That joke on Flavor Flav roast where they said that he looks like halfway through his sex change op, the surgeon went "fuck it". Good to see the surgeon finally completed his transition

Even though we're making fun of Carrot Top here... my favorite joke from that roast was Greg Giraldo telling Flav he looked like a skeleton wrapped in electrical tape.

Come on, there were funnier jokes at that roast

I don't disagree... but that one caught me off guard.

Ice-T... you're so old the first thing you bought with your record deal money was your freedom.

That one was pretty great too.

Your so old the n-word on your first album was negro

To Brigitte Nielsen: Your pussy is so big Sylvester Stallone left his career in there.

Kimmel listing the names of the skanks, then Lampanelli describing them as the 2am shift at Jacksonville waffle house. Ice-T almost had heart attack

Kat Williams looking increasingly pissed until Giraldo said it's hard to be a pimp when you have to stand on a stack of phonebooks to smack a bitch. Then Kat disappears from the stage until the next roaster.

Katt brings that roast up in one of his specials, about why he was involved in such a racially humoured roast that he wasn't comfortable with. Money changed his opinion

mine too

I had the pleasure of eating at Flav's Fried Chicken in Iowa. It was as expected.

I have high hopes that you're going to tell me it was delicious. His name contains the word "flavor."

The amount of times the audience had little to no reaction was the funniest part. This is female comedy these days...

Still better than the guy they had on last year. I honestly haven't a clue what his name was

They both sucked. The will be forgotten by the middle of this week.

oh come on you're just jealous that a BADASS female comedian DeSTROYED drumpf! hahaha women are so funny and badass!

this isnt funny

oy vey

I'd let Carrot suck me off if he had on his gay eye makeup.

Is this that morgan dunphy chick?

she's naht funny

u/spaceedge please ban this !!!!!!!!! its off topic someone could get hurt !!!!!!!!!! please before any more lives are lost to careless off topic posting !!!!!!!!!!

It's a liberal too. This place is going to be shut down!!

The jokes themselves, except the punchlines for the "Trump so broke" jokes were as good as you are going to get for a WHCD. Norm had the best one, Colbert's was alright, and pretty much every other one has been forgettable. The jokes would have sounded better if they weren't being told by someone with horrible timing and a voice that sounds like cats are being slowly skinned alive.

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The best when when Gomez said she looks like Fire Marshall Bill in a Carrot Top wig

Her face and voice infuriate me. Just ughhhh! Why are ((((they)))) trying to make her happen? A netflix talk show?? Who asked for this???

Katt brings that roast up in one of his specials, about why he was involved in such a racially humoured roast that he wasn't comfortable with. Money changed his opinion