Artie's Thoughts on a Grown Man Going to Disney World.

140  2018-04-28 by GraveJ

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anthony is a creep

This sub’s autism arms race never fails to impress.

No autism on my part: this is one of my favourite 'Artie on Howard' bits, so it came to mind as soon as I heard Anthont had gone to Disney World.

It wasn’t an insult. More complimenting our investigative abilities towards a worm-eaten radio show and its peripheral players.

They actually talked about this segment at length a week ago on AA. Ant thought it was one of the funniest things he's ever seen. I don't understand this man

Ant thinks the last think he heard was the funniest thing ever.

HA HA HA HO LEE SHIT

I hope artie laughs in his face. He laughed at a 29 year old going to disney. Imagine his reaction to someone three times as old going

Anthony going to Disney is like a regular creep going to a Victoria’s Secret runway show. Feast your eyes, you disgusting, vile monster.

Well a Victoria's Secret show is at least full of beautiful women. Not prepubescent girls. Not literal children.

Yes, that was the implied joke.

Holy shit this guy's dull hahagag

Sharp.

Boy, you sure figured that one out all by yourself.

Are you implying that an impossibly beautiful woman strutting around on stage dressed in bra and panties made from precious stones and wearing giant wings might be watched with desire by men sitting in the audience or at home?

This was when he was still in the closet. He scheduled the vacation for Disney World's gay day.

Seriously?

They 100% talk about it in the clip but Mike insists it was an accident and was only for one day

I'm going to start checking out Stern one day. I just don't really know when or what era to start at.

I just started watching/listening to random clips on youtube like 2 years ago. The early satellite and Artie shows are pretty decent. A lot of those have a visual element in the Howard TV show. The late 80s and 90s Howard are better, from what I've listened to. Stern fans are a lot like O&A fans in that there's always at least someone archiving everything.

Just listen to when Stern was on E! and On Demand when the show would be filmed. This is also concurrent to when Artie joined and left the show.

Any Eric the Midget comp on YouTube. If that doesn't hook you, Stern isn't for you

The Stern now is still funny, fuck what everyone says. Howard at 55% is still 100x funnier than Jim and Sam on their best day. A guy uploads Howard every day on Youtube, but Sirius usually has it pulled down by like 5pm. (Im old and dumb and dont know where else to get it) I still laugh hard at least once a show.

If we're talking about the same dude, he leaves a couple different links to listen outside of jewtube in description once it's taken down! He's a saint on ert. Also agree completely that Stern is still killing it. Haven't heard a word about any AGT type talk or cat rants or whatever the fuck supposedly made the show "unlistenable" the last few years. Jim & Alien Head Show??? How the fuck is that trash still available to anyone?! Stern at %10 Is infinitely better than any day of Pay Check Grabbing Worm & Ferengi Face Half A Nigger.

What's a good bit he's done recently?

I can't remember exact bits lately but the prank calls and shit that they do are so fucking funny. I know they've lost a lot of classic cast members, but Sal and Richard are still so goddamn funny, I don't think those guys get enough credit. Im not saying the show is in its heyday or anything, but it's still pretty fucking funny a good chunk of the time. (Maybe my perspective is off because I was always a casual listener at best, and haven't listened regularly-ish since before he got on satellite. Im not super vested/barely even know what changed on the show)

Anything with elegant elliot riiiiiiiiight

The time from 2001-2009 is probably the best Stern Era ever, I would start there. So many classic bits.

Anything with Artie is great. Artie made the show when he was on it. I stopped listening after Artie got fired then used a steak knife to carve up his fat body and try to get rehired again.

the Jackie/KC/Grillo/Stuttering John era was the best. The first 2 or 3 Artie years were great too.

Jackie and Fred winding up KC and fighting with Gary was fucking fantastic. KC went crazy from those attacks.

His Channel 9 show from 1990 was good.

Anything with Eric the Midget, Elliott Offen, Beetlejuice, or the Tradio calls

There's no wrong place to start outside of 2011 and beyond. Anything televised is an easy start

I think the best way (the way I got into it at least) is to listen to all the History of Howard Stern. You'll probably have to torrent it, but gives you the full context and includes most of the all time classic bits.

yes

Has Anthony ever left the States in his life? Travelling would be one of the most appealing aspects of having money but it seems Ant is content to limit himself to cruises and Disneyland, tweeting the entire time.

Ant has left the country-- on a cruise.

There's no age of consent laws on the open seas.

arrr! Rape and pillage the minors!

He's a fucking peasant.

Anthony ever left the States

He went to Tijuana with the old man for booze.

He hates all other peoples and cultures so where could he travel to?

Not since he emigrated here from Tunisia, no.

Hahahahahsha Ant is not white this is a fucking hilarious joke!!

You want a better joke?

Joe's cover band.

Fawkin' hilarious!

It's incredible how a group of faggots who listen to comedy a lot can't come up with anything funny.

I think it's incredible that a guy who's been sponging off his brother for 20 years can't come up with anything musical. Joe's sitting on his ass, 24/7/365; still can't come up with anything creative. Have you heard the Artie and Anthony theme? Sounds like a shitty 1990s PC theme, and there's absolutely no hook - no riff to associate with the show. The guy's got nothing but time on his hands, been claiming he's a musician for decades, but couldn't come up with anything worth shit for the show? Couldn't be fucked renting a decent synth to record it from?

I mean, that's pretty funny, right? Years of "what-ifs", and "I coulda if only" and then at the end of the day when there's a chance to shine, there's nothing in the tank?

Still, at least he's got his half-assed cosplay as Fat Edge to fall back on. Like Joe said, it's half musicianship, and half wearing whatever you woke up in that morning; hammering out tunes by people who would hate you on sight to ten people in a library parking lot.

It's pretty funny if you pull back and look at it.

I'm going to guess that he has been back to the motherland (Tunisia) a time or two.

He has said that other family members have urged him to go to Italy. His response was something like he has no interest even to his family’s homeland (allegedly). I think he even went on a rant saying that because America’s so great he has no need to go anywhere else, or something like that.

He went to Amsterdam after he attacked his assistant live on air.

He rented a hooker to be his tour guide and says it was when he realised that he would never be a normal person.

It's in his second book

Robin insinuates only pedophiles go to Disney alone as grown men.

She's not wrong

Anthony is exhibit A

Exhibit Gay

Please send this to Tranth on twitter!

Yes, but only so he can see what Artie was like back when he was still funny.

Are you sure he'll see it? I don't think someone would waste their whole vacation on twitter all day...

I've watched this multiple times. They're interrogating a faggot with a lazy eye and a high-pitched voice, and Artie does nothing but laugh at his misfortunes. There's another video with High Pitch Mike where he gets into a pissing contest with Artie and Artie wishes AIDS on him, it's glorious (Artie also wished AIDS on a staff member's children which was also great).

I don't care what depths Artie has fallen into, he'll always be A-OK in my books. He may be a junkie, but he's ruthless and he's not a fag degenerate like out former heroes.

He went to Amsterdam after he attacked his assistant live on radio.

He hired a hooker to show him around the city.

It's in his second book

Oh yeah, that shit is fucking vainglorius! Arthur yelling "it's not gonna be a CD it's gonna be my fucking fist!" amongst other classics like "I hope your boyfriend takes off the rubber and fucks you in the ass and you get aids and you come in tomorrow 60 fucking pounds with sores all over your face!" Artie is most certainly A-OK in my book of merciless verbal assaults as well. Love that shit til death, by overdose or otherwise, do us part. A+

Classic Artie

I’d love to hear his opinions on obese heroine addicts who can’t show up to the easiest gig in the world

well i mean, that was him at the stern show... he just made it to work on time because he actually respected howard

And Tramps is also a closeted faggot.

Robin classic hole, "This is not funny"

Robin only exists so Howard can't be called racist or sexist.

in the good ole days they'd both be undesirables

that version of "artie" doesn't exist anymore. This is one of the funniest howard stern clip of all times.

Disney on shrooms is a must do.amirite Rogan.

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Anthony going to Disney is like a regular creep going to a Victoria’s Secret runway show. Feast your eyes, you disgusting, vile monster.

He went to Amsterdam after he attacked his assistant live on radio.

He hired a hooker to show him around the city.

It's in his second book

Oh yeah, that shit is fucking vainglorius! Arthur yelling "it's not gonna be a CD it's gonna be my fucking fist!" amongst other classics like "I hope your boyfriend takes off the rubber and fucks you in the ass and you get aids and you come in tomorrow 60 fucking pounds with sores all over your face!" Artie is most certainly A-OK in my book of merciless verbal assaults as well. Love that shit til death, by overdose or otherwise, do us part. A+

I can't remember exact bits lately but the prank calls and shit that they do are so fucking funny. I know they've lost a lot of classic cast members, but Sal and Richard are still so goddamn funny, I don't think those guys get enough credit. Im not saying the show is in its heyday or anything, but it's still pretty fucking funny a good chunk of the time. (Maybe my perspective is off because I was always a casual listener at best, and haven't listened regularly-ish since before he got on satellite. Im not super vested/barely even know what changed on the show)