Need advice on something.

0  2018-04-28 by packitchofsositch

'Suicide' and 'rape' always welcome, as per usual.

So I'm going camping for the first time in decades. With my half-sister. I have a pretty awesome relationship with her, even though I've only seen her a couple dozen times and don't really know her. My boggle is that I'll be in a tent with no audio, trying to fall asleep. For the first time in, um, decades. We're going to have to talk about something.

Should I get into it about this place? About O&A? How in the fuck exactly do you do that?

9 comments

1  Yaseetheo 2018-04-28

Send us pictures of her fawkin tits then we'll talk.

1  Ed_Wuncler_Da_3rd 2018-04-28

Look r/TheBlueAwning it's the sositch guy. The spawn of your brilliance.

1  deanthecleanmachine 2018-04-28

ehh, youre barely blood, pull it out and see what happens

1  packitchofsositch 2018-04-28

I would but if she feels how small my dick is, our mom would find out. Can't have that. My mom's convinced it's massive.

1  deanthecleanmachine 2018-04-28

maybe shell fall asleep before you and she snores so you can plug her mouth like a tub drain

1  IbDotLoyingAwright 2018-04-28

Come on shithead, don't mention the sub, or the show that the sub has passed by. Your dumb sister doesn't want to talk about sloppy-titted shock jocks from yesteryear. She just wants to be digitally penetrated

1  Jungies 2018-04-28

Earphones.

Or develop an interesting hobby in a real hurry; but earphones are cheaper.

1  packitchofsositch 2018-04-28

I figured it'd be rude. A matter of decorum. 2 people lying side by side with their stupid internet thingies plugged into their dipshit heads? Especially when they have their entire lives to discuss with one another? Doesn't sit right.

1  Slothjew 2018-04-28

I thought you were going to ask if you should try to fuck her.

1  MoeGreenVegas 2018-04-28

I think Penthouse Forum is a different sub

1  Friend_of_Kramer 2018-04-28

You should really fuck her you fag.