At least he got his pants zipped up by the time this was taken

He told her "zip up my pants or I'll tell your fucking mom what you did."

Little whore.

I laffed.

Officer: "Sir, pull your glove out of the boys anus, drop the weapon and raise your hands."

On the bright side, it looks like he'll be right at home in the heart of Huntington, Long Island.

Slip her a Micky Mouse

He’s so ugly